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Thyou. Okay, ill tell you what. Okay, ill tell you what. Thank you for coming, lets start. S myid everything must go wee closing out. Ks, there is a rumor, you know, i have mentioned this, g. E. Denies it. Robert rite, the president of the network, said its not for sale but there are rumors g think its true, i saw a Real Estate Agent today in the hall [ laught tyou so, st nightsudiencs two pickles short of a whopper. [ laughter ] yoreme yoita er sewinknow noarm folks here, huh . Yes, in maui. . . Ii f ha yes. Island hawaii, right . Yes. Then theres maui. Yes. Andazakaiu3 during desert storm. [ laughter ] same guys. They contended that elvis is still alive. And after the show last night, i guess it got big ratings, bill bixsge advised him to fake his own death. [ laughter ] i believe i think elvis is alive, he just recorded a duet nat king le last [ ught ]hingha ea yeah they took nat king , who was a marvelous singer quite a few ....
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[ applause ] remember, son. Always wash your hands afterwards like a good american. And always remember to put the seat down afterward. Never mind, rico. Mrs. Harriet wilson, youre under arrest for committing a federal crime. Video taping a Television Show for your own use. Elliot nielsen. Video untouchables. We have a search warrant. Rico. Young blood. You kids sit down there. Maybe youre untouchable, but im not. Why dont we get rid of these jerks, and you can show me the long arm of the law . [ laughter ] as a federal agent i took a solemn oath while on the job not to smoke, drink, or work up a sweat. [ laughter ] whats that in the toaster . Is ready. What is it . Its a panasonic danish. [ laughter ] kind of tasty, but a little bit on the stringy side. [ laughter ] my gut instinct tells me that youre hiding something. Well, suck in your gut instinct, snub nose. Im not hiding nothing. Oh, wait a minute. What do you got in there ....
[ laughter ] you sound good tonight. Twentyseven years and i still get suckered into coming out here every night by that big welcome. Yeah. [ laughter ] uh, before we begin tonight, id like to remind you that a laugh is a terrible thing to waste. [ laughter ] did they leave . [ laughter ] well, uh, did you hear the startling news today and i think we knew this all along. Today, the new england journal of medicine came out and said that oat bran has no special cholesterollowering abilities. Right. [ cheering ] its true. Everybody is shocked. Today i saw Wilford Brimley [ laughter ] pigging out on pork links at tail o the pup. [ applause ] yeah. Nothing. Has nothing to do with it. Im not making any of this this has nothing to do with lowering your cholesterol. A commercial today. He was a little on the defensive. He said today, all right. So its not the right thing to do. [ laughter ] but i got two exwives and i need the gig. So [ ....