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[ music ] i thank you. good shotonight. can s the show, [ laughter ]lose >> binoculars in the second row. >> second row binola, why not? you know. anyway, uh, dennis hopper is with us tonight, rich hall, joan embe. i have little item her from theess esh new service. we've this for a couple of weeks trying to figure out what to do with and this is the tual item in the paper, unless you think we said th t's a med romance brewing s dgo. "bet the pqualet hasn e with ainner roll bizet's owner says her perroquet is been trying to mateth aold dl she tossed in his cage." [ laughter ] "i oeating the roll, bizet starts walking around the cage, showing his feathers to tmoviheol his head. which apparentlysomething perroquets do to get other rroquets turn on." [ laughter ] the owner said, "she hopes bizet will give up 'seginningfallpa." [ hter farthe t stoolks-- >>h!rit. [ laughter ] this is nothe first time bizet has put a move eird object. [ laug ] it once apparently tried-- accordin this article, tried to form a relationship according to the own withis swing. [ laughter ] you know, the little purge, i an perroquet okay, you may say you made that up, but no folks did not make that up and to prove it we have some tasteful photos. me tasful phot ofheizetinr roll relationip. you'have to watch the monitor. for exame when bizet first met the dinner roll. she was anoer man, and he thought she was too seedy. [ laughter ] but there was something about her and bizet sent her a touchy poem. "oh, i'm but a bird, and you' droll smearing down the legs is now my funnest goal." [ laughter ] [ laug ]e beer. >> give time. >> ady. alibis gifts upon her, like her own condo. [ laughter ] and an antique four toaster bed. [ laughter ] we're going into the dample. [ applauseeymovein tether and for a while life was great, but he really loved her buns. [ laughter ] she had s-- okay.moldy sourdough. 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( yells ) janet: hi, guys. what are you doing here? you saide could come up sometime. time. girls, i am terribly sorry, but you can't stay. we ouliftef your whawhic.. jim mahoney was driving to san francisco and he just dropped us off. we, welcome to larry's parade. what? come on. there's got t be more to it than this. this remine of my grandfather's farm. farm? yeah. the little house in back of the bigouse. y, whe does this lead? th's probably the bedroom. great. l(yells) ok or a cset. n what doireou here? at are dou g here? was invite ould nev ha l h sit on myuitc hell jack. w m ne r going gny sleep. now, dr. not ph. ?m?m rry: laura! rr who a tse people? h? uh, iest mat er mof them are leaving. frie exja trier. hi. and all myen love the big bandido. ? at? and woman s a ma th a big ndo. kx what?! hold it! i'm going home. i'll drive you! no, wait. i think can work this out. how, larry? we have a very big problem here. thare seven people-- count 'em, rry, seven-- and there is one bed. noho get? there is only one fair way to decide this. ( scoffs ):ly one fair way eeny, meeny,iney, mo... catch a tiger by... r erybody once we'one. we'll fi another s wie privy. come on, la. like it here! the sceny takes my breath away. now just a minute. lai ha to throw my macho around but you give me no choice. either you comwith m 'm going back to town alone. drive safely. e's always worrying about me. stay. lay, i've gotome eep oto be soon. all ghack, the iocck why don't you try that? immediately. all right. larry, there six pe in onbed. all right, janet, hold on a second, all right? t to o tng understood here, okay? this is myabin d th means i get the bed. i ge the picture, larry come on, chrissy l shouweput itp first? come on, chrissy ( shrieks) ( twcrunching ) jack. ( yells ) don't be afraid. i won't bite. lana, did it ever occur to you thathe mikes to do the biting? ith furley. where is he? lorley is g r stries wher rawberries? well, i love wild strawberries. and i told him if he brought me some that i'd be his snugglebunny tonight. his snugglebunny? but strawberries aren't in season for another three months. -hmm. i can wait. ?lana! ok! wild strawberries. those aren't strawberries! s.md would do anythi for wild strawberrs. wild strawberries, huh? ay, you got 'em. d you be waiting here, 'causehen i t back i'll be wilder than the strawberries. now where were we, jackie bo...jack? jackie boy? larry. if i don'tget so sleepoon up i'm ing to have a nervoubr sleepy time, bye-bye, jackie go sleepy time. i'm ing to have a nervoubr jack.. you kn what your problem i you're tense. you need to relax. swim?thera r. i n't wanto sw in sm. wanti o sleep in a bed, but i can't. and you know why, larry? because every time i lie down there's somebody there. me, larry! got inmnia? v+ ? lng i n bed unng t ? ? tryew, improv shut-eye ? ? and you'll fall asleep.? ? tryew, improv s( sighs ? ha what colors snakes. w should i know?! i'm just trying to dece which nitie to wear-- the red one or the blue one. wear the red one. yeah, but i kind o like the blue one. well, then wear the blue one! come on, chrissy, would you mind helping me put up this tent? now take thammer and hammer in that stake and i'll work onhe pole, oka ay.ay. i ho they' not likbu who? snakes. what you know, like when a bullees red, he charges? chrissy, youon't have to worry. snakes don't charg they slith! well, you don've to get mad about it. will you just work on that stake, please? a ake! a ske (scg ) i think i lled i killed what?! i killed the snake! you're right. you're right. you killed it. this re will never bathe again. oh! i'm sorry i killed a rope. ? oh, my darling, oh, my darling ? ? oh, mdarling clementine ? jack? ah. haveoueen ura? no. t you weight t thism. feel like a min bus. i told you so. oh, ye, i casleep now. i'm going back to theabin and go right to bed. is thaso? hey, larry, wi you hand me my clothes? larry? lay, will... ?e larry! larry! hey, tarzan, can i swing on your tree? lana, stay right where you are. he loves me. lana... he loves me not. lov me.he la! es movnot. na! , just when i was getting to the answer. please, don't tell him where i am. do mfavor, okay? lana, where are you? have you seen lana? oh, come on! god! janet: jack? what? are you all right? no, these bugs are eating me alive. steni t to come in there and sleep with you girls. chrissy: okay, but no funnytuff. you won't even know i'm he. janet: i know you're here. your elbow's in my nose. sorry. les all lie sideways, okay? enough room? ah. ( giggling ) chrissy, chrissy, opt. i didn't do anything. sorry. change positions. oh, come on, janet! ow! watch it! my hand? janet:i ought yowere tired. i'm not that red. t out! ow! get out! janet: you just get out t and sleep with the rest of the animals. der the stars. chrissy: yeah, if you really want to see stars, jack try comi back in here. ( mocking laugh ) rissy?! what? get your elbow out of mnose. laa: ja? jackie boy? er's sck. ja? jack! jack? comen.?$ hi? can i ask you something? i juot to ow. do you l well, sure i like you. then use me. what? please use me? what's going on here? , are you go se in your xt cmercial or n? wh commercial? well, you are a director, aren't you? you do dect coers. i'm not director. m a chef at? what is this? me fo outdemyself! hey, i'm just as shocked as you are. i have known this man my entire and just now i find out he's been lying me. what are you talking about?! a, look,hy don'te k cin anhear se am ilad y unzi, se ohi though guess what i got here for you? st i never wberries thout cream. that's the way a deal's aeal.oocom, >> call him up and tell him we are not coming. i asked helen roper to come over here and babysit and you could notvether to ck up the telephone. >> are we having an argument? >> i don't know about you but i am. >> all right, there is only one way for me to put this to you. i am your husband. you are my wife. your place is by my side. ann... >> jeffrey, stuff it. >> ow, ow! >> what are you doing? >> i'm listening r termites. >> we don't have any termite >> i know that now. or if we do they are all asleep. ?>> when are you buying me our new furniture? >> what new furniture? >> the new furniture you've been promising me for months. the new cocktail table, the new. >> that's not so bad.s>> about . >> down. we can pay off the rest in monthly installments. >> you know now that i think about it there is a lot be said for the furniture that we've got. >> yeah, it's old. >> some thgs getetter with age. >> some things''re just being cheap. >>isten, the next time there is a sale we will go looking. >> oh hey stanley look, there there is a sale we will go looking.?3 >> stanley! >> i'm tired of talking now are you going to get me my dinne >> are you going to get me my new furniture? >> no! >> okay then i will tell the brooks that you were listening to them through the wall. >> you would dmeing like that. ow! ow! ow! another scotch? >> double. >> wife troubles? >> don't ask. >> you ask them to dyou a little favor. >> like not spending all your money. >> they just become completely unreasonable. >> over nothin and our furniture is in great shape. >> what is wrong with wanting to show off my wife? she is a beautiful woman. >> great legs. >> of course the seat is worn out. >> what? >> why get rid of something that is already broken in? >> roper you're talking about my wife. >> why would i talk about your wife? >> i don't know. >> i've got enough trouble with my own wife. >> yeah? >> yeah but ann we had a terrible fight. >> so did jeffrey and i. but it will be better later. >> it will? >> yes. a long time ago jeffre and i made a promise to each other never to go to bed mad. so no matter how bad the fight is the making is always great. >> if ou for me i wouldight with stanley every night. >> ttell you the truth though i am starting to worry a little about jeffrey. i just know he is sitting alone somewhere brooding. that is the way it is when jeffrey is hurt. he keeps it all bottled up inside. >> [drunkenly] you know what our trouble is roper? we are with murder. >> reay? who does she kill? >> i'm speaking mathaphorically. >> humphrey bogart would have known how to handle helen tonight. you can forget the furniture kid. >> hey cagney, jimmy cagney. he would have squashed a grapefruit in ann's face. you to you. >> anding kong who understood womethe bestthey stepped out of line and he just... you know are undesirable, uncouth and aou general nuisance to have around... and that's not the whiskey talking. ??>> yw, iou knoish helen understood me like you do for the down pment othat furniture? >> no, no i can't... >> yes, it's a gift. frne friend to another. how much do you need? 50, 100. >> 200. listen, you know what i like best about you? >> what? >> your car. castle.a man's car is his >> i thoht a mans castle. >> and a man's car is his castle ay from home. oh no... what's the matter? >> i just remembered. your >> no, no, i couldn't. >> take it for a spin any time you want. >> how about tomorrow? >> closing time fellows, it is two o'clock. >> it is two o'clock, ann is going to kill me. >> not if you make her happy. >> huh? >> there's only one way to make a woman happy. [drunken singing] >> and you make ann the second happy... >> don't worry jeffrey, your >> helen. helen, about last night? >> oh stanley, you were wonderful. >> i don't know how to thank you. >> oh, you don't have to. special breakfast. some extra wheaties? >> was i really that gd? >> uh-huh. >> that shouldn't come as such big surprise. >> it did to me. >> well i mean after our big was such a nice y to do it. on t dresser. >> on the dresser? >> now i can buy ourew furniture. >> what? >> with the $200 you left me on the r. >> good morn... >> you a hung over. hung over? why? what you that idea darling? ow. ow. ow. >> that gives me that idea. >> ow. ow. ow. please you've got to stop it. >> i didn't know tennis was good for a hangover. >> don't remind me. i have to meet bill mckenzie at the club in 2mi )[>> no, no, no i will just lie down here for 1 min. until this pounding goes away. that's better. [knog] ow. ow. ow. >> hi. >> hi! >> how's my ouddy? heo to my old friend? >> yes. we were just about to sit down to breakfast. >> oh, what e we going to have? >> bacon and eggs and waffles. >> waffles! they're my favorite. do you have any mayonnaise, i like mayonnaise on my waffles. >> i'll go see. >> roper, don't you have anything better to do? >> i was going to try out our castle. >>tl i have idea what you're talkinabout but try it out now. >> are you leaving mister roper? >> yes. >> love that man. >> i've got to go back to bed. >> do you want me to canceyour tennis match? >> oh my tennis match! i'm where's my racket?my racket, >> here, take my set. >> thank you. ow. ow. ow. ann, ann! >> now what can't you find? >> my car! >>hat are you talking about? >> oh no. >> someone has stolen my car. >> jeffrey you better call the police. >> but who, why? ow. i'm la, i'late i'late. >> i'm going to go next door to ropers and see if they saw anything. >> operator, give me the police. of course this is an emergency. ow! my name is jeffrey p brooks the third and someone has stolen my cadillac seville. >> mister brooks, ann just told you caborrow ours g >> your car? no i don't think that will be necessary. ann when they come back on the line give them all the information. i am taking your car te club. >> jeffrey you can't do that. don't you remember, it's in the shop. >> how am i going to get to my game? >> do i look like a car thief? >> i hope you don't ask a jury that question. come on we have to get you booked. >> wait, i'm allowed one phone call right? >> sure. the phone is right >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> i demand to speak someone. >> yeah? speak to him. >> how dare this man put cuffs on me. believe me, heads will roll for this. >> what's the charge? >> i stopped h for driving erratically. >> there is no other way to drive that car. >> and we ran a check on it and found $150 in unpaid parking tickets. >> uh huh another mistake. those >> and he does have any id. >> i kw this is starting to look bad... >> will you stop laughing helen, i'm in jail. they think i stole bros r. what do you mean, did i do it? look, just find brooks and get him down here. brooks! good work helen. >> roper, what are you doing here? >> you won't believe this. some ou t6?ook my car? >> your castles myastle. >> wait wait wait... >> okay sir. >> you gave me the keys. >> roper you are crazy. >> and you gave me $200. ?m>> i am locked up. >> well i'm not going to be. offir! >> this any way to treat a >> officer this is the man with the outstanding parking tickets. this is stanley roper. tell him roper. listen, if you don't stop making a racket i'm going to throw you in the drunk tank, >> oh really?! don't you ever clean this place? officer i have got to get out of here. >> i think he has gone stir crazy. >> look, i have already warned you... >> i don't care, i have got to get out. >> oh yeah well what makes you so special? >> don't beoo i have nothing, no say to you. excuse me officer. this ia mistake. a big mistake.e thinks... >> well you better get used to waiting mi. because you're going to be doing a lot of it. >> no, no, no! >> boy... i sure could go for a >> i'm sorry mrs. roper there's still the matter of those parking tickets. >> oh how much is the fine officer? >> $150. >> $150? you for the furniturewe don't need that anyway. >> excuse me can you let me out, i'm already late. >> jeffrey you missed the tennis match. >> i know but there is a buffet at the club tonight and if we hurry... >> if we hurry? >> which is more important, the furniture or me? come on helen! >> officer i will be back in a with you. >> ann, where are you going darling? ann, please don' leave me like this. >> helen, helen! the jokes over helen. >> don't touch me! officer i demand another cell. don't touch me, leave me alone. and we are definitely... ( metal clanging getting rid of this. my cuirass. where did you find it? you can't throw that away. give me a break, hilda. you haven't used your cuirass for centuries. oh, i was waiting for it to come back into style. when were you going to use this? oh! my mace! oh! remember the good times? par-ty! be nostalgic for the dark ages. ( grunting ) i never want to trip over this again. my cannon! why would you keep an instrument of destruction ie use? sentimental reasons? we don't have room for this junk. junk? you call this junk? put the maceown. i'll make you a al. you have a week. if you use these things, you keep them. if not, they go. fine. i accept