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Weekend as one can have with a baby and a preschooler in the house. Ive entered a new phase with my daughter, jane. Were in the phase where she thinks she controls the television and i think i do. [ laughter ] so yesterday i watched the patriots beat the jaguars. [ cheers ] and then sorry. I watch tv. [ laughter ] i get it now. When the game was over, jane whos 3 years old figured it was her turn to watch television. She wanted to watch paw patrol. But it wasnt her turn. The whole day sunday is my turn. Okay . [ laughter ] there was another game on. So i decided i knew that just saying no, daddys watching the game would result in a tantrum. So my strategy was to try to trick her, to dupe her into wanting to watch the vikingseagles game with me. So i said, look, jane, this team has purple helmets and the other team has green helmets. Which one do you want to win . The purple or the green . And she took a beat and she looked at me, she looked right in my eyes, and she said, i dont know a ....
Weekend as one can have with a baby and a preschooler in the house. Ive entered a new phase with my daughter, jane. Were in the phase where she thinks she controls the television and i think i do. [ laughter ] so yesterday i watched the patriots beat the jaguars. [ cheers ] and then sorry. I watch tv. [ laughter ] i get it now. When the game was over, jane whos 3 years old figured it was her turn to watch television. She wanted to watch paw patrol. But it wasnt her turn. The whole day sunday is my turn. Okay . [ laughter ] there was another game on. So i decided i knew that just saying no, daddys watching the game would result in a tantrum. So my strategy was to try to trick her, to dupe her into wanting to watch the vikingseagles game with me. So i said, look, jane, this team has purple helmets and the other team has green helmets. Which one do you want to win . The purple or the green . And she took a beat and she looked at me, she looked right in my eyes, and she said, i dont know a ....
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