Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now its time for the late show with stephen cotlber captioning sponsored by cbs happy, friday, everybody. Thank god it is friday, which is totally is. I if you dont live in new york, you might not know about whats going on in times square. And if you do live in new york, you also dont know whats going on in times square, because we do not set foot in that hellscape. Heres whats going on. Its about the unlicensed costumed characters who dress up and take pictures for tips. You can tell theyre unlicensed by their slightlyirregular costumes and their tendency toward racism and violence. laughter because these guys and gals are always running afoul of the law. Over the past couple years alone, an elmo was arrested for shouting antisemetic rants, chewbacca and a stormtrooper were arrested for intimidating a man into giving them 10 each, and cookie monster was arrested for groping a teenager. laughter c is f y laughter if there was only a superhero w
Yes, thats exactly right. The report found mult ile lapses in communication. It found 80 break monitors or 7. 4 were not functioning properly. In one case, inspectors marked the broken brakes priority five which gave them 48 hours to make the fix. This is part of the communication problem. The department of buildings told us theyll make more frequent inspections and take unprecedented measures to make malfunctions of this kind from occurring in the future. What we were told is, oh, yeah, we missed the boat. But late today we got one more yun date. Nisha is aggressively investigating several workers involved in elevators and action as soon as possible. Andrew, thank you, new at 6 00 a Putnam County man accused of raining and killing a 12yearold girl from carmel will get a third trial. He was convicted in the death of josette wright. He and another man raped and strangled her in a van. Her body found buried in the woods in patterson more than a year later. His second trial should have al
cheers and applause welcome to the report. Right off the bat, ladies and gentlemen, nation, i have just received breaking news about the Government Shutdown. Government, still shut down. laughter in fact, midnight tonight is the shutdowns oneweek anniversary and i plan on marking the occasion by popping a bottle of bubbley. Not champagne, milk. laughter food inspectors have been furloughed and laughter for some reason my milk is bubbling now. laughter now, ever since republicans voted for this shutdown they have known exactly whos responsible. This is president Barack Obamas shutdown. President obamas shutdown. The obama shutdown. You want my opinion . This is president obamas shutdown. Stephen yes, if you want stu varneys opinion this is president obamas shutdown and if you want stu varneys facts, why are you listening to stu varney . laughter of course, the president is stubbornly refusing to negotiate on obamacare even though the republicans have been very flexible. Id like to repea
Stephen welcome to the report, everybody good to have you with us audience chanting stephen cheers and applause welcome to the report. Right off the bat, ladies and gentlemen, nation, i have just received breaking news about the Government Shutdown. Government, still shut down. laughter in fact, midnight tonight is the shutdowns oneweek anniversary and i plan on marking the occasion by popping a bottle of bubbley. Not champagne, milk. laughter food inspectors have been furloughed and laughter for some reason my milk is bubbling now. laughter now, ever since republicans voted for this shutdown they have known exactly whos responsible. This is president Barack Obamas shutdown. President obamas shutdown. The obama shutdown. You want my opinion . This is president obamas shutdown. Stephen yes, if you want stu varneys opinion this is president obamas shutdown and if you want stu varneys facts, why are you listening to stu varney . laughter of course, the president is stubbornly refusing to
cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report, everybody good to have you with us audience chanting stephen cheers and applause welcome to the report. Right off the bat, ladies and gentlemen, nation, i have just received breaking news about the Government Shutdown. Government, still shut down. laughter in fact, midnight tonight is the shutdowns oneweek anniversary and i plan on marking the occasion by popping a bottle of bubbley. Not champagne, milk. laughter food inspectors have been furloughed and laughter for some reason my milk is bubbling now. laughter now, ever since republicans voted for this shutdown they have known exactly whos responsible. This is president Barack Obamas shutdown. President obamas shutdown. The obama shutdown. You want my opinion . This is president obamas shutdown. Stephen yes, if you want stu varneys opinion this is president obamas shutdown and if you want stu varneys facts, why are you listening to stu varney . laughter of course, the president is stu