The fastest soapboxderby racer in the future history of soapboxderby racing. Really . Thats wonderful. Hes staying with us until he wins the local races, and then, naturally, hes going on to win at akron. Naturally. What are you doing here . Oh, i came with my friend, johnny mills. Well, uh, if you dont mind, mrs. Stephens, i, uh, wish you wouldnt look at flash. Lets just say im superstitious, which, incidentally, i never was until i met you. Beat it, kid. Im class a, and this is a time trial. Im racing against the clock. Well, it wont hurt anything if i race with you. In that pile of junk . Dont make me laugh. The gray goose may not be painted as fancy as yours, but ill bet ill beat you to the finish line. Not if you had jet engines. Nt race with amateurs. Flash wait youre not gonna let him race with you . Well, if he wants to end up eating my dust, thats his hangup. It certainly is. Ready. Set. Go [ tinkles ] [ ding ] come on, flash get your weight forward. You do all this research o