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Look at my school record, im always second best. Second beset on the debating team, fourth best on the tennis team, played second lead in the operetta, ranked 11th best in the scholarship. Well id say thats actually an enviable record. Well its just not good enough for me. Im getting sick of being a jack of all nothing. An alsoran. Someday, somewhere, at some thing and i dont care what it is. Id like to be the best. Numbero uno, just once. And if i were you, i wouldnt go around mimicking a mediocre maude like me. phone rings hello . Yes she is. Whos calling . Just a minute. Its george caster. Oh him, tell him i just left. Im sorry she just left. Betty, im ashamed of you. Oh, i know why he called. To ask me for a date tomorrow night and i happen to know phone rings you see im even fourth choice on his list. Just a minute. Its your boyfriend, gordon. Oh, well him ill talk to. Hello gordy. No of course i havent forgotten this is our our evening together. Will your aunt be leaving the same ....
Hi father. [jim] hi do me a favor, will you . Mmhmm . Where do you buy your gas and oil and tires and things like that . Where do you think we buy them . At the shoe store. Well wherever you buy them, dont buy them there anymore. Buy them at bill shepards service station i wonder if that was a paid commercial announcement. Yeah mother oh ive had a simply wonderful day. How are you . Oh im fine. Whats his name . Who . Oh, let me do that for you. The boy whos responsible for this being a simply wonderful day. Does it show that much really . Well it couldnt be more obvious if you printed his name across your forehead. Hes hardly a boy. Bills at least 26. Bill who . Bill shepard. He owns that real nice service station over on 4th street. Honestly mother, hes one of the most thoroughly charming men ive ever met. Well ive got news for you. He wasnt so charming to me when i asked him for a job yesterday. [betty]did he know who you were . Well i didnt run up to him and say, hire me quick, im < ....
ay, all right, we re trying to compete with florida, aren t we. yeah, yeah. stephanie: this is just in. a pair of lungs were found on jump for my love stephanie miller. stephanie: welcome back. 1-800-steph-12 is the toll free number. so all tingly about tonight. convention half week, i suppose. stephanie: tonight has been canceled. it starts tomorrow. that s when they ll break out all of the zippy new slogans and stuff. when you ve been missed say whatever he must say when you say mitt, the man who is the absolute flip-floppiest when you say mitt it means you want a man to squander it when you say mitt you picks the one when you say mitt you tell the world you help to better it they really kick your ass because the 1% is for all the rest you said it all [ applause ] rocky mountain mike. stephanie: rocky mountain mike and company. i gotta go back and find who the singers were. f ....