announcer: tonight on late night with seth meyers, bette midler author bryan washington, an all-new closer look, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, seth meyers seth: welcome to late night. how is everybody doing tonight there are now six days until the election, so get in line now let s get to the news. according to the latest numbers, over 70 million people across the country have already voted or, as the postal service is reporting, none. during a campaign rally in florida, yesterday, former president obama criticized president trump for treating the presidency as, quote, a reality show that can give him the attention he craves. and by the number of tiki torches, i m guessing it s survivor the third baseman for the los angeles dodgers was pulled from their world-series-winning game last night during the seventh inning, after he tested positive for the coronavirus and not a moment too soon because third base is one of the easiest ways to catch th
just kidding it s my in-laws house what i m saying is please wear a mask so i can go home. let s get to the news, you guys. president trump visited walter reed medical center on saturday and wore a face mask publicly for the first time wow! only four months too late. what s he going to do next, drag his christmas tree out to the curb start making sourdough starter and watching tiger king ? govern before wearing a face mask to visit walter reed medical center, president trump told reporters over the weekend that he, quote, loves masks in the appropriate locations, which, according to everyone i saw on my run today, is right below the chin just right making sure we don t get any germs from this area of the neck president trump on friday commuted the prison sentence of his friend and former adviser roger stone. but just because he thought this was him. president trump s advisers have reportedly begun trying to discredit infectious disease expert dr. anthony fauci that s ri
something really cool called working it out. let s get to the news. and this is you and a fellow while touring the southern border yesterday in arizona, comedian, more often than not, president trump signed a plaque, commemorating the 200th mile of border wall. you know the border s like 2,000 someone you know fairly well miles long, right? seems a little premature what does the plaque say, to be continued trump must be one of those guys basically doing what you would who takes the burrito out of the be doing in clubs with each other on social media. microwave with 40 seconds to go. yeah. the ice crystals are so it s, like, i ve been doing refreshing it s the best part. it as a podcast called working that s right president trump visited the u.s. it out. mexico border yesterday for the and i want to pressure you to first time this year, but they got him back come on. seth: i do want to do it. i really want to do it we got a runner and so i work on new you can giv
studies that show the medication has no proven benefits for coronavirus patients and maybe he is taking it, but this sounds like when the cops pull you over and you admit to having a couple of beers so they don t find all the weed and cocaine in your glove compartment. yeah, just a little hydroxy after work with the guys i live close to here. that s right, president trump said yesterday that he s been taking hydroxychloroquine to protect himself from the coronavirus, and told a reporter he s, quote, not going to get hurt by it, it s been around for 40 years. come on, man, you know better than anyone that just because something s been around for 40 years doesn t mean it s good. president trump tweeted yesterday that fox news has more anti-trump people than ever. and claimed he s, quote, looking for a new outlet. a new outlet where? no outlet praises you more that s like meryl streep complaining about how the oscars treat her. new york mayor bill de blasio said yesterday t
primaries, including five states is everything. for ralphie s grooming appointment. the reason why it s so important he did not campaign in for honey pot to do well who s his groomer? uh carrie. turns out it was a smart move to is so the next black girl have him talk to voters as she could have a better opportunity. when were you thinking? i don t know. tuesday afternoon? little as possible that means a lot to me. [ laughter ] that s right yesterday was super tuesday and joe biden and bernie sanders both soundly defeated the average human lifespan full groom for sure [ laughter ] i said i just booked ralphie s appointthat work?e with former new york mayor mike bloomberg announced today that he is dropping out of the presidential race. wait you what? and then elizabeth warren it s that easy! download the app or book online at petsmart.com (announcer) verizon won more awards announced that, you re damn than any other network again this year. right he is. all these award