Be here for that. Ill just let it wash over me. Wow. Competing. Gregs happy monday, everyone. G lets get startered. March is womens history month. Yemarch iss. Where we all rememberll w the contributions. Ther women in history. As if theyd ever let us forge t. Harvard University Poll shows donald trump with a sixe e point lead over joe biden. Si meanwhile a yale University Poll shows joe biden with arr six point lead ovehoidr. The cdc is no longer recommending that americans stay home after testing Positivet Americ for covid19. Anthony fauci could not be reached for commentanno as. Hes busy looking for his lost ring. Academics at the University Of Kent have just released. They study that debunks a womans preferred size. Ds wil it turns out the optimal lengthp is just enough to tuck into a speedo. Men they didnt say men or women, you knon, yw, disgusting. A retired prison guard from wisconsin. De and it set a world record by Eating A Lifetime Totamichl of 34,000 big macs or, as someel p
It is a very big day for liberty and it is a great day for this country. Donald trump celebrating his 90 victory at the Supreme Court. Supreme court. They rejected colorados attempt to keep him off the ballot. The decision following months of debate over whether he was in violation of the insurrectionist clause of the 14th Amendment. Despite him never being charged with insurrection and this is quite the reversal. Now that it has failed, she says it is up to voters to save democracy. My larger reaction is disappointment. I believe states should be able to bar oath breaking. It will be up to americans. Democracy remains very much under attack and under that threat. This upcoming election will be crucial. The ruling impacting over 30 states. I am supposed to inform all of you we are in this temporary studio so we can get ready to soup the lack get ready for coverage. The Supreme Court justice eight no humble pie today. She is a trump hater and that is what this is about. When you get the
so wonderful! yes! i love you, too. happy wednesday, everyone. remember those stories you hear about a firefighter who sets a fire so he can ride in and save the day, but instead the house burns down? that reminds me of joe and the border. he torches the border and now we are supposed to trust the same guy who started this raging blaze to put it out. it s like believing o.j. when he said he was going to find his wife s killer. tyrus: he s still looking. greg: he is. do we give more matches and gas or look for someone with a fire extinction and a pulse? that s the question joe biden asked america yesterday during a speech that reminded me of winston churchill. primarily because winston churchill is also dead. all indications are this bill won t even move forward to the senate floor. why? a simple reason. donald trump. because donald trump thinks it s bad for him politically. he d rather weaponize this issue and actually solve it. they said no because they re afraid of
so, no, the white powder found in what s been described as a west wing work area. cocaine. hmm. it was cocaine. never heard of the stuff. now, since he was just there, the obvious thing would be to blame hunter, especially after they found that other baggy filled with who caners. hookers. but if you found bear crap in the woods you re not going to blame the pope, you re going to blame the bear. and hunter is the bear. besides, if it wasn t hunter s, then who, joe? it explains the sniffing he s doing lines off girl s heads. could it be kamala? it could explain this. sit down with kiki palmer and you gonna have a real conversation about [laughter] about a variety of issues. greg: i guess cocaine makes everything funnier. it s why we placed a line under all of your seats. just wait for the break, okay? so what does kjp have to say? i bet it s under the purview of the secret service. as you know this is under the purview of the secret service. under investigation by the sec
[cheers and applause] greg: yes! happy monday, more like happy fun day. i just invented that word. so friday the daily caller obtained video of an employee having anal sex inside a judiciary committee hearing room. oh, applause, thank you. pro anal sex in the senate judiciary room audience. we don t have access to the video so we had gene one of our producers sketch a screen grab. there you go. yeah, talk about yielding the floor to the next gentlemen. after the story broke democrat senator ben cardin s office released this statement quote, aidan may is no longer employed by the us senate. good thing his id badge had the picture of the back of his head. security forces tell fox news that capitol police are taking the matter seriously and charges haven t been ruled out. now, either this was a rare event or maybe this career s secret santa gift exchange got way out of hand. but where else can you get paid to have sex in the workplace with a free colonoscopy? only in dc are th