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And i was never a fan of brad pitt. I love our military. Your future is what im focused on each and every day. Announcer its a late show with stephen colbert. Tonight, liar liar earth on fire. Stephen welcomes bob woodward and musical guest luke combs, featuring jon batce iheco stephen nice. Hey, everybody. Welcome to a late show. Chris, mark, good to see you again. Good to see you out there, even though i cant see you. My name is stephen colbert. Were back after two weeks of the air. Thats a long time. I got really good at not doing my job. You should see me not do it. Its pretty unimpressive. A lot happened in those two weeks, but perhaps the most earthshattering news broke this weekend, when chris evans accidentally shared a penis pic. Yes, for one brief, shining moment, we got a glimpse of captain americas winter sldier. And it did not seem affected by the cold. Apparently, while trying to share something on instagram, evans inadvertently posted a anyosee whe an penis. To gallery,
Containment. Were wrapping it up. At least theyre trying to. Firefighters want to completely surround the fire zone before the Holiday Weekend brings a change in the weather. This fire did its greatest damage when humidities were low and temperatures were high. Exactly the weather conditions forecast for this coming weekend. These next 12 to 24 hours is very crucial for to us get in there and get as much work as we can done. No one wants to see this fire kick up again. Bill is optimistic that the worst is over. I assume they have it under control. The neighbor who lost two buildings on his property but saved his home isnt afraid of the weather change. He says it is just part of living here. It will be 105. It was 105, 6, when its burning. Its hot. Worry about fire danger. Its nothing new to us. Weary crews are ready to jump back in but they hope they dont have to. Abc7 news. And Spencer Christian joins us now. What are firefighters facing in the next few days . This just looks ominous.
First time hosting a talk show because were doing it without a regular audience. Due to Public Health concerns over the coronavirus, we cancelled our studio audience tonight. A few kind kimmel staffers and some friends are here instead, were going to have a great time. Everyone is spread apart at the cdcrepresented distance. This was not our plan. We just decided this a few hours ago. And its disappointing, because as you all know, i love to crowd surf. Its kinda my thing. But the experts have told us the best way to prevent the spread of the virus is for us to physically stay apart. So thats what were going to do. The only way were going to get through this crisis is with unity. So lets do this together. Whos with me . [cheers and applause] full disclosure none of those people are here. But when you dont have a real audience, you have to fake one. Just like trumps inauguration. Last night, President Trump addressed the nation regarding the coronavirus pandemic and had this message for
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