Telligent about the thing, then dont talk about it at all nice dinner. All i know is, whats right is right. Daddy, shh dont shush me. Im talking to your mother here. This whole thing is your mothers fault. You understand that, edith . This is your fault. Oh, daddy, how could it be mas fault . Because the kitchen is her department. Shes responsible for everything that goes on in the kitchen. Aint that right, edith . Yeah, thats right, archie. Thats why its your fault that the refrigerators busted. But i wasnt anywhere near it when it broke. Thats my whole point, edith. To keep an eye on it. And you, meathead, what the hell kind of a restaurant is this you brung us into . One of them everythingyoucan throwupfor60 . Joints . Archie, this happens to be a nice french restaurant. Ugh. And its called the gay paris. Ugh. The gay paree, ma. Edith oh aw, gay, gay, gay. Whatd you do, bring us into a fag hangout . Daddy, its gay as in happy. What would make you think that . Its cheap. Funny. Come
Oh, hi, honey. Shes out with Irene Lorenzo and irenes sister. Im cooking dinner as a surprise. Hey, it smells great. Yeah, its a recipe that Frank Lorenzo gave me. Its called, er, cheval la bordelaise. Wait a second. Cheval. Isnt that the french word for horse . Uhhuh. Youre cooking horse . Michael, dont be upset. Lots of people are eating it nowadays. Im not eating horse. Why not . Because it used to be a horse michael, a cow used to be a cow and a lamb used to be a lamb, but you eat them. Gloria, thats totally different. Ill stick with cheese. Michael, youre just being emotional. I want you to give me a good reason why youre not gonna even try it. Ill give you a great reason its against the law to sell horsemeat for human consumption in new york and thats where this horsemeats from. Mr. Devlin. You know, hes the buyer down at the store . He got it for us. His family eats it all the time. Fine, let them eat it. Im not eating it. Oh, michael, come on. Its a great way to save money. You
Hows it coming . Oh, terrific, ma. Oh, good. Oh, mike, i dont like to give advice when i aint asked. Can i give you a piece of advice . Oh, yeah, sure, ma. Youre supposed to cook in the pot, not in the lid. No, ma, thats not a lid, its a wok. The chinese cook in it, like we use a frying pan. Oh, my dont you think michaels brave, though, cooking dinner all by himself . Well, well, well, not so brave. I mean, after all, remember the old chinese proverb, many men cook, but fu mein chu. I aint never heard that before. And lets hope you never hear it again. Come on, ma, lets set the table. Oh, mike, are you sure you can manage by yourself . Oh, sure, ma. Theres no problem. As long as i remember the four basic rules that frank taught me block, wok, hot, lot. Block, wok, hot, lot . Is that chinese . No, no, no, ma. It means chop on block, cook in wok, serve it hot, then pray a lot. Well, just yell if you need anything. Okay, ma, i will. Dont worry about dinner, ma. Itll be fine. Oh, i aint wo
Hello, archie. Hold it. Dont make me spill nothing now. Where were you . Upstairs. What was you doing up there . Oh, well, we aint got no bathroom down here. That aint no excuse. You know were having special company tonight. Oh, i know. But you told me you invited joe tucker for 6 30. Yeah, but hes one of them guys that always comes half an hour early. When he was working with us down the plant there we are. Look at that there, edith. Not a drop spilt. You could never do that, huh . Well, what are you doing . Im performing what you call a whiskey transplant. Im pouring this cheap heathcliff scotch into a bottle of haig pinch pint of scotch, see that . Because thats joe tuckers favorite scotch. I always like to do right by my guests. But wont he taste the difference . Nah all scotch tastes the same. It all tastes like iodine. Come on, come on, come on. Get something on the table, huh . Hurry up. Oh, yeah. Right away. Yeah. All right. Its the first time in history a person ever got run d
Ure wearing one. The weathers gone nuts, ma. A whole summer of rain and now in september it decides to get hot. Its lucky mrs. Wiedermeyer moved away. By the heat in queens. Whered she move to, ma . To the bronx. Will you tell this guy that if i hear watergate one more time im gonna go nuts mike, if archie hears watergate one more time hes gonna go nuts i just told him that, you dingbat now, i need a pen. Just go get me a pen. Yeah. [belches] thanks. Stay away from me. Just stay away from me. I dont want to be arguing with no guy whos got a lamb chop for a brain. Here. Oh, edith, its so hot in this house. Cant you close the windows and the door and turn on the air conditioner . Oh, no. We cant do that. The mayor was on the radio, asking everybody to switch off everything electric. Why did he say that . I didnt wait to hear why. I switched off the radio. Its because we have to conserve energy, daddy. Otherwise theres gonna be another brownout. Well, if i dont get some air, im gonna brow