[applause] greg: all right. [cheers] greg: happy thursday, everybody, sometimes the universe remind you that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. like jesse watters getting the 8:00 p.m. hour after being diagnosed with micropenis. can we really say that? greg: yes. here s another example. the wildly popular comedian named shane gillis. if you ve never heard of him tonight is the case. tonight the leader of isis is killed. trump goes is dead. he died like a dog. in front of the whole world. abu, we could hear him crying, abu, don t cry. let me tell you something, abu cried, he cried quite a bit. i wouldn t have cried. cry baby baghdady, that s what we were calling him. greg: he s funny and he does track better than alec baldwin plus he hasn t shot anyone yet. but what is special about gillis is he beat cancer culture in 2019. he was hired as a cast member on saturday night live but was fired before he appeared on the show after people dug
[cheers] greg: happy thursday, everybody, sometimes the universe remind you that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. like jesse watters getting the 8:00 p.m. hour after being diagnosed with micropenis. can we really say that? greg: yes. here s another example. the wildly popular comedian named shane gillis. if you ve never heard of him tonight is the case. tonight the leader of isis is killed. trump goes is dead. he died like a dog. in front of the whole world. abu, we could hear him crying, abu, don t cry. let me tell you something, abu cried, he cried quite a bit. i wouldn t have cried. cry baby baghdady, that s what we were calling him. greg: he s funny and he does track better than alec baldwin plus he hasn t shot anyone yet. but what is special about gillis is he beat cancer culture in 2019. he was hired as a cast member on saturday night live but was fired before he appeared on the show after people dug up old jokes when he made jokes
m along with rachel, jessica, and jimmy. it s 5:00 in new york city. this is the five. well, democrats creating more election chaos as they try to stop americans from voting for donald trump. maine disqualifying the g.o.p. frontrunner from its 2024 ballot. and it s all thanks to the state s democrat secretary of state. she decided to follow colorado s lead and find trump to be ineligible under the 14th amendment s insurrection clause over his actions surrounding january 6th. she makes no secret she s a far left hack by routinely posting selfies with joe biden and barack obama. she is also an outspoken supporter of trump s second impeachment and of course, immediately ran to the liberal media to spike the football. first and foremost, it s important to know, my oath to the constitution, my obligations to the constitution and rule of law come before any other consideration. no other factors could weigh on that decision. and did not. i reviewed section 3 of the 14th am
i m along with rachel, jessica, and jimmy. it s 5:00 in new york city. this is the five. well, democrats creating more election chaos as they try to stop americans from voting for donald trump. maine disqualifying the g.o.p. frontrunner from its 2024 ballot. and it s all thanks to the state s democrat secretary of state. she decided to follow colorado s lead and find trump to be ineligible under the 14th amendment s insurrection clause over his actions surrounding january 6th. she makes no secret she s a far left hack by routinely posting selfies with joe biden and barack obama. she is also an outspoken supporter of trump s second impeachment and of course, immediately ran to the liberal media to spike the football. first and foremost, it s important to know, my oath to the constitution, my obligations to the constitution and rule of law come before any other consideration. no other factors could weigh on that decision. and did not. i reviewed section 3 of the 14th am
have come for spring break. two people were shot and killed. we could have avoided everything that has happened. children will not be attending today, due to picketing. they are probably being left behind. she gets it. mcneil takes it and stolen and knocks off indiana on their home court. steve: yep, cheryl crowesinging at 7:01 central time in new orleans right now. gorgeous as they look to the east as the sun is coming up. in the big easy, they are looking for a daytime high of 70. first full day of spring. steve: right now it is 37. cold in new york city. brian: people say one thing they miss about the northeast is the change of seasons. true. brian: watch us wach patiently for temperatures to change. it was 38 yesterday day. steve: 37 right now, what is going on. it is the first full day of spring. groundhog phil. steve: feel sorry for us stup up here, high taxes, high crime, $8 coffee. we will have pizza. pizza and we have news and update