the country you have pretty big shoes to fill luckily in greg s case they re like a size three so we should be okay. i m actually honored to be filling in for a guy who truly does have it all these days. he has two top tv shows, a best selling book, and if that weren t enough he s off tonight because he just landed a job as peter dink language s stunt double on gachl thrones. association i mean beening when you re hot you re hot. kidding he s starring in a mission impossible spinoff where the mission is to get something off the top shelf. [laughter] jimmy: i always take shots at him because he loves to take shots at my wardrobe and, to be honest, like he s totally right. i m pretty sure the only reason i sold out in vegas this weekend is my jacket made half the people think it was a magic show. you know? like you won t hurt your feelings i look like a perverted magician called david cop a feel, you know? but there really is. there s a bigger trick taking place around the co
it kicked off when the fifth circuit judge kyle duncan was invited by the stanford law school federalist society to give a speech. when he started, this happened. you ve invited me to speak here. i ve been heckled nonstop. i m asking for your racism is showing. respect black women. keep in mind, these aren t kindergarteners with poopy pants. these are stanford law students with poopy pants. their dean is worse. a giant sack of poopy pants. i m uncomfortable because this event is tearing the fabric of this community that i care about and support. i have to ask myself, is the juice worth the squeeze. it s uncomfortable to say this to you as a person. it s uncomfortable to say that for many people here, your work has caused harm. oh, shut up. sorry. thank you. i ll take it. she s the victim or at least playing one because that s her job. she s stanford s associate dean for diversity, equity and inclusion. although it should be diversity, inclusion and equity becaus
it kicked off when the fifth circuit judge kyle duncan was invited by the stanford law school federalist society to give a speech. when he started, this happened. you ve invited me to speak here. i ve been heckled nonstop. i m asking for your racism is showing. respect black women. keep in mind, these aren t kindergarteners with poopy pants. these are stanford law students with poopy pants. their dean is worse. a giant sack of poopy pants. i m uncomfortable because this event is tearing the fabric of this community that i care about and support. i have to ask myself, is the juice worth the squeeze. it s uncomfortable to say this to you as a person. it s uncomfortable to say that for many people here, your work has caused harm. oh, shut up. sorry. thank you. i ll take it. she s the victim or at least playing one because that s her job. she s stanford s associate dean for diversity, equity and inclusion. although it should be diversity, inclusion and equity bec
The cost that the government takes away more of our freedom. so for my money biden can ask for more covid cash but if i were congress i would devote late great bob barker in happy gilmour and say the price is wrong bitch. period! [cheers and applause] jimmy: let s welcome tonight s guests. it s a hot one. he hangs out with more divorced dads than a hooters waitress. act or comedian writer jamie lissow in the house! [cheers and applause]. jimmy:. jimmy: boom, they love him. they love him. okay, real talk she is my fourth favorite morgan after jp, piers and captain. founder of polaris national security, morgan ortagus everybody. there she is! [cheers and applause] jimmy: true story she once got arrested for grand theft awesome. fox news contributor kat timpf with a nice intro.
he could identify as 6 5 . he always says 5 5 . exactly. all right, tom. this shows you can t let women and men mix without a chaperon. i ve never been in prison. you re married, aren t you? in your face. in your face. i ve never been in prison but i did build a fort as a kid. both places, no girls allowed. that should be the rule. the funny little sign and it was misspelled. it was for their protection. we were young boys. no wrugirls allowed. no women prison guards. i don t know the law but it seems like a hooters waitress. every once in a while some guy sues but he never wins. you can have all girl waitresses