career of clubbing baby seals. katie: someone s got to do it. tyrus: now listen i m going over the top like making a big deal out of this like gutfeld when boob gate gets an update. so sick, am i right, kat? but hear me out. in all corners of our country we ve got problems where americans need help. not to mention off of crime but mostly peaceful protestors and the view. and what s the federal government or the white house doing? well, they re busy helping other countries. and picking up hunter biden s check and tab for whatever the hell he s doing right now. and president biden, he won t visit the town in ohio that had a train derail and chemical spill throughout it but he s happy to go to ukraine and give out another half billion of our tax dollars in aid money. we ll have to borrow missiles from them the next time we re
asylum so they can get a spot in a good hotel, food, clothes, and national recognition! period! tyrus: let s welcome tonight s guests. when she says, oh, shoot, she really means it. fox news contributor, katie pavlich! [cheers and applause] tyrus: he always looks surprised that he s still on the show. [laughter] tyrus: comedian joe machi! [cheers and applause] tyrus: for 40 days and 40 nights, that s how long he goes between bookings, writer and comedian joe devito! [cheers and applause] tyrus: she wants her tomb stone to say, do you hate me right now? fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] tyrus: kat, welcome to the show kat: oh, thank you so much for having me. tyrus: i feel like we ve been
but that s a good thing. tyrus: he can laugh. he actually has a point. joe m.: that means the fake minorities are role models for real minorities. like look at elizabeth warren. i think you know we ll have made real progress when people can pretend to be asian, and it won t be harder to get into college. check. tyrus: there, there. you fixed it. joe m.: it came back around. tyrus: kat was, you know, today you can be pronouns, you can be a cat. is it really, is it really that big of a deal that she pretended to be a different race? kat: look, i think i know what happened here. she was boring. she was a boring white girl, and she wanted to be different than the other girls. and i went through that. you know what i did?
doing this forever. as a libertarian, i specifically brought up federal taxes kat: yeah. tyrus: and i m assuming you re going to support this because it doesn t seem like it s going where it needs to go kat: no, and very rarely done so you have to laugh in someone s face though thinks you re a joke about paying too much taxes. oh, you don t care about people who need it. when do these taxes go to people who need it. they lie and lie. people have forgotten about this story because people in the government say it s okay, it s even if over there, you can drink the water. what i ve not seen them do is go there, breathe the air and drink the water. which if that was really true it would be that simple. go over there, go to someone s house, turn on the tap pour yourself a big tall glass of water and drink it. tyrus: and then wait 30 seconds kat: but they won t. because they know it s not.
this country was race it the last thing you would try to be is one of the things that s not allowed. like i would not try to be white now because you guys are in trouble for everything, even p they bleached my hair blond and cut off my top lip literally would not do it because it s not cool. if kat decided tomorrow to get braids and be the left eye, no one would be proud of her. thank you for your service. that proves it s not racist right? like you re trying to be what s supposedly being suppressed kat: i don t understand how we ve seen this so many times as you mentioned this isn t even the first rachel. what didn t she get, given any pause when the rachel was thing or even the that layer i can t baldwin thing happening. at no point was she like, maybe i should cancel that spray tan. joe m.: to pull off that lie you would have to like