Dayna, and gregg gutfield. This is a Special Edition of the five. [ ] happy Labour Day Weekend, we are celebrating with a lot of fun in store. We have some of the best moments from the past year on topics like Airplane Etiquette, and the craziest stories from concerts. But first, we are taking your Fan Mail questions. We have one from facebook, noreen c, what is scarier to you gregg, the bottom of the ocean or Outer Space. What if they are the same thing, jesse. What if the ocean is Outer Space, what if aliens are living in the ocean . We always assume they are coming from up there, but what if they live down there. And what if they are so tiny that we cant see them. And they have a huge world underneath us. Jessica you didnt have this question in advance. No, i just decided to go for it. This is what comes to the tip of his tongue. Thats scary. Dayna . Dana i have great respect for what is underneath the water. So if you watch a documentary about deep water creatures, you could be rig
tie his own shoes. fox news contributor tom shillue! [cheers and applause]. pete: she goes against the grain like someone with celiac disease. deputy opinion editor at news week, batya ungar-sargon! [cheers and applause]. pete: when he asks women for their numbers, they only give the one for the suicide hot line. actor, writer and comedian, jamie lissow [cheers and applause]. pete: and her meltdowns brought a trademark infringement suit from chernobyl. fox news contributor kat timpf. [cheers and applause] pete: all right, it s friday so before we get to some news stories let s do this. greg s leftovers. mmm. pete: it s leftovers where i read the jokes we did not use this week. and just like greg does it, this is my first time reading these, so here we go. donald trump has announced a contest where the prize is a free dinner at his new jersey golf course. sounds good. former governor chris christie called it grandstanding. then asked how many times you re allowed
Never leave voice mail. 100 percent true. Nobody calls anymore. Steve its a phone. New et alien says text home. He doesnt even call. If my son calls me i just assume he is in prison. Thats become Phone Etiquette now. No one actually picks up the phone and calls. Steve you should always text before calling. Yes. Neither of these apply to me. I have tmobile and none of my phones go through. I Carrier Pigeon first and if that doesnt work, i dont know. Steve you dont need to answer a phone. Its a phone. Does everything now except talk to another human being. We have reversed engineered the whole thing. Steve with your phone right there how often does it ring . Never. If this ring rings its because its a telemarketer only time my phone rings. I dont know what my phone sounds like i think its an alarm. Steve whats your phone number. Good for you, doocy. 555. Steve 1313 mockingbird lane. Jimmy there it is. Steve thank you very much. What do you think about the new Phone Call Etiquette Rules e
Coming up in moments. Three hours from now President Biden becomes the first u. S. President to join the workers on the picket line in michigan. He will appear alongside the striking auto workers outside of detroit. Their strike against the Big Three Automakers approaching week two. See what the president has to say about that. The head of the d. E. A. Is about to address families impacted by fentanyl. Devastating epidemic had direct ties to the chaos weve been watching at the u. S. Border. Im bill hemmer live in new york. Dana is in semi valley. A big welcome back to smitty. Good morning. Sandra well all be watching tomorrow night. Great to start the day. Im sandra smith and this is americas newsroom. Eagle pass, texas, the town recently saw more than 2,000 migrants in 24 hours. President bidens Border Patrol chief says the surge forced him to divert resources. Cartels are exploiting that to get more drugs over the border. Bill got a picture getting a lot of attention today. A group o