Right now . Christmas is ten days away which means we only get to hear that mariah cara song 75,000 times. [ laughter ] it occurred to me last night as i was putting my daughter to bed that the little drummer boy, you know the little drummer boy, this kid brought drums into a babys room. He just strolls in, shall i play my drums for you . Completely unacceptable. Where were this little drummer easiest boys parents when this was going on . My daughters 3. They had their holiday performance for preschool. Her class is called the ladybugs. The ladybugs perform two songs. Here comes suzie snowflake, which is just a terrible song. [ laughter ] and a hanukkah song that was even no one has ever heard this song before or will ever hear it again, i dont know where it came from. We got there early in the morning. My motherinlaw drove an hour and a half to see her do these songs. Not only didnt jane, my word of either song, she cried. The whole time. She didnt sing, she didnt dance, she didnt do
[ laughter ] it occurred to me last night as i was putting my daughter to bed that the little drummer boy, you know the little drummer boy, this kid brought drums into a babys room. He just strolls in, shall i play my drums for you . Completely unacceptable. Where were this little drummer easiest boys parents when this was going on . My daughters 3. They had their holiday performance for preschool. Her class is called the ladybugs. The ladybugs perform two songs. Here comes suzie snowflake, which is just a terrible song. [ laughter ] and a hanukkah song that was even no one has ever heard this song before or will ever hear it again, i dont know where it came from. We got there early in the morning. My motherinlaw drove an hour and a half to see her do these songs. Not only didnt jane, my daughter, sing at all, a single word of either song, she cried. The whole time. She didnt sing, she didnt dance, she didnt do any of the moves, she stood there and cried for six minutes. Then i picked
Mariah cara song 75,000 times. [ laughter ] it occurred to me last night as i was putting my daughter to bed that the little drummer boy, you know the little drummer boy, this kid brought drums into a babys room. He just strolls in, shall i play my drums for you . Completely unacceptable. Where were this little drummer easiest boys parents when this was going on . My daughters 3. They had their holiday performance for preschool. Her class is called the ladybugs. The ladybugs perform two songs. Here comes suzie snowflake, which is just a terrible song. [ laughter ] and a hanukkah song that was even no one has ever heard this song before or will ever hear it again, i dont know where it came from. We got there early in the morning. My motherinlaw drove an hour and a half to see her do these songs. Not only didnt jane, my daughter, sing at all, a single word of either song, she cried. The whole time. She didnt sing, she didnt dance, she didnt do any of the moves, she stood there and cried
Sometimes. I dont know if you heard but People Magazine today named the sexiest man alive this year, and once again for the 35th year in a row, i was not it. [ laughter ] im taking it pretty hard. The sexy man alive for 2016, ill give you a hint, he is one of the men in this photograph. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy gguillermo . Was it you . Guillermo no. Jimmy it wasnt. It wasnt him, it was the other guy, dwayne johnson, our guest last night, the sexiest man alive. Either that or hes a serial killer. Its hard to tell. I think that would be a bigger story. You think that good luck sexy hug you gave him last night took him over the top . Guillermo yes, that was it. Jimmy that was. Dwayne johnson is pmsma. For the third year in a row peoples sexiest man dead is the top. Speaking of the sexiest man alive, sitting in with our band tonight, the great and powerful garth brooks. [ cheers and applause ] very sweet i want you to know i voted for you. Jimmy thank you. I voted for yo
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