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Raid sirens sounding and Chaos Erupting in israel as a barrage of missiles rained down on southern israel. Palestinian Militant Group hamas is claiming responsibility, saying they launched 5000 rockets at israel early saturday morning. The leader says its part of a new Military Operation against israel. Israels military claiming a number of terrorists have infiltrated its territory from gaza during the unprecedented attack. Several videos posted on social media appear to show dozens of uniformed gunmen inside the Israeli Border town of sderot. Residents across the region are being ordered to remain indoors. The Early Morning Rocket Assault reported lasted about 30 minutes. Right now, officials confirm a woman in her 60s was killed in more than a dozen others were injured in the rocket attacks. Israel responded by mobilizing soldiers and calling it a reserve as it declares a state of war alert. Israeli officials warn that hamas will face consequences for the attacks and has reportedly a