Jon hey, welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. My guest tonight, alan greenspan. Alan greenspan joining us. Our top story tonight shutdown fallout. The republican shut down was so offensive top even independents and moderates that this country looks like its poised to turn bluer than a smurfs balls after dry humping a bottle of windex. [cheers and applause] i cant believe we have a picture for that. [laughter] all the democrats have to do to gain like an 80 to 20 advantage in this country, all that stands in their way, is a mildly competent impation of the Health Care Policy they battled so hard to keep. Lets take a look. The word glitch has been used by the white house. Jon that sounds promising. [ laughter ] lets hear more. Healthcare. Gov is plagued by glitches. Riddled with glitches. Glitches. Snafu. Bugs, kinks, whatever you want to call this. Jon glitches. Yes apparently the health care. Com goff has 99 problems healthcare. Gov has 99 problems but a glitch is all of
Jon hey, welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. My guest tonight, alan greenspan. Alan greenspan joining us. Our top story tonight shutdown fallout. The republican shut down was so offensive top even independents and moderates that this country looks like its poised to turn bluer than a smurfs balls after dry humping a bottle of windex. [cheers and applause] i cant believe we have a picture for that. [laughter] all the democrats have to do to gain like an 80 to 20 advantage in this country, all that stands in their way, is a mildly competent impation of the Health Care Policy they battled so hard to keep. Lets take a look. The word glitch has been used by the white house. Jon that sounds promising. [ laughter ] lets hear more. Healthcare. Gov is plagued by glitches. Riddled with glitches. Glitches. Snafu. Bugs, kinks, whatever you want to call this. Jon glitches. Yes apparently the health care. Com goff has 99 problems healthcare. Gov has 99 problems but a glitch is all of
[cheers and applause] i cant believe we have a picture for that. [laughter] all the democrats have to do to gain like an 80 to 20 advantage in this country, all that stands in their way, is a mildly competent impation of the Health Care Policy they battled so hard to keep. Lets take a look. The word glitch has been used by the white house. Jon that sounds promising. [ laughter ] lets hear more. Healthcare. Gov is plagued by glitches. Riddled with glitches. Glitches. Snafu. Bugs, kinks, whatever you want to call this. Jon glitches. Yes apparently the health care. Com goff has 99 problems healthcare. Gov has 99 problems but a glitch is all of them. [laughter] lets introduce the new segment spinning beach ball of health care. What re talking about here . Page freezes . Many are having trouble just getting on to the web site, logging on. Jon okay so the first step doesnt work. [ laughter ] well, i have a feeling after that its [laughter] wrong information on Medicaid Eligibility and long d
Dry humping a bottle of windex. [cheers and applause] i cant believe we have a picture for that. [laughter] all the democrats have to do to gain like an 80 to 20 advantage in this country, all that stands in their way, is a mildly competent impation of the Health Care Policy they battled so hard to keep. Lets take a look. The word glitch has been used by the white house. Jon that sounds promising. [ laughter ] lets hear more. Healthcare. Gov is plagued by glitches. Riddled with glitches. Glitches. Snafu. Bugs, kinks, whatever you want to call this. Jon glitches. Yes apparently the health care. Com goff has 99 problems healthcare. Gov has 99 problems but a glitch is all of them. [laughter] lets introduce the new segment spinning beach ball of health care. What re talking about here . Page freezes . Many are having trouble just getting on to the web site, logging on. Jon okay so the first step doesnt work. [ laughter ] well, i have a feeling after that its [laughter] wrong information on
Bugs, kinks, whatever you want to call this. Jon glitches. Yes apparently the health care. Com goff has 99 problems healthcare. Gov has 99 problems but a glitch is all of them. [laughter] lets introduce the new segment spinning beach ball of health care. What re talking about here . Page freezes . Many are having trouble just getting on to the web site, logging on. Jon okay so the first step doesnt work. [ laughter ] well, i have a feeling after that its [laughter] wrong information on Medicaid Eligibility and long delays in timeouts. Jon thats not so bad its also a feature of nfl games in america. America loves those. Confusing error messages, broken calculators. Jon the bleep call cue later doesnt work . Calculator doesnt work . The one thing included in computers since 1972, you couldnt make that work . What is the only thing that calculator does is spell out the word boobs no matter what you plug into it . How does it not work . Give it to us straight, how bad is it . According to