[ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hell find the time. Hell still find the time. During trumps sunday morning news interview he is expected to discuss the agenda for his first 100 days in office. Said trump, wait, i have to be president for a hundred days . [ laughter ] im running a business. Trump adviser, kellyanne conway, told reporters today that donald trump is a huge elton john fan. That can be cured, said mike pence. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i know youre an elton john fan now. But together we can beat this. [ laughter ] Donald Trumps team is reportedly desperate for an alist celebrity to perform at his inauguration. With one official saying they can quote, do better than kid rock. Besides kid rock is going to be too busy with his new job as secretary of state. [ laughter and applause ] a new study found that women in the arts earn an average of 20,000 per year less than their male colleagues. Which explains why this woman looks so mad at her husband. [ laught
Ros crew. Questlove 573, missouri, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, everybody how you doing . Hot crowd tonight. [ cheers and applause ] great, hot new york city crowd tonight. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. You made it. Youre watching. Thank you very much. Heres what people are talking about. I saw that ted cruz is actually being considered by donald trump to be attorney general. Though it will be pretty awkward when he shows up on his first day of work and trump goes, i said tom cruise. [ laughter ] hes the top gun. [ applause ] yesterday, Vice President joe biden and Vice President elect mike pence had lunch together. Pence said, im eager to discuss the issues facing our nation. While biden said, if you tell the waiter its your birthday, you get a free piece of cake. [ laughter and applause ] i do it almost every day. Some more news out of the washington, it was announced
[ cheers and applause ] hell find the time. Hell still find the time. During trumps sunday morning news interview he is expected to discuss the agenda for his first 100 days in office. Said trump, wait, i have to be president for a hundred days . [ laughter ] im running a business. Trump adviser, kellyanne conway, told reporters today that donald trump is a huge elton john fan. That can be cured, said mike pence. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i know youre an elton john fan now. But together we can beat this. [ laughter ] Donald Trumps team is reportedly desperate for an alist celebrity to perform at his inauguration. With one official saying they can quote, do better than kid rock. Besides kid rock is going to be too busy with his new job as secretary of state. [ laughter and applause ] a new study found that women in the arts earn an average of 20,000 per year less than their male colleagues. Which explains why this woman looks so mad at her husband. [ laughter ] you know, beca
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 572. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, Everyone Welcome [ cheers and applause ] welcome welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. Youre watching. Thank you very much. Hot crowd tonight. Heres what people are talking about, you guys. I saw that president obama was in greece yesterday, to meet with the greek prime minister. Birthplace of democracy to say, spoiler alert. [ laughter and applause ] thats right, obama began his final foreign trip in athens, greece. While back at the white house joe biden held his final toga party as vice president. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] dads gone was like a are we the conga line . What are we doing . [ cheers and applause ] its like a pizza on the turntable. Steve yeah. Jimmy or the record, i dont know. Steve somebody playing the base. Jimmy dads gone. We didnt do anything, dad. [
[ light laughter ] donald trump is reportedly considering arriving at his inauguration by helicopter, and so is chris christie. [ light laughter ] take me with you i cant go back to new jersey former Trump Campaign manager Cory Lewandowski said today that Donald Trumps presidency will make it okay for people to say Merry Christmas again. Cory, weve always been allowed to say Merry Christmas, its just no one says it to you. [ light laughter ] a Skin Care Company has launched a new cream designed to combat neck wrinkles. Im sorry, neck wrinkles. [ light laughter ] when i say neck, my neck seizes up. It is like oh, my neck is ringing. [ light laughter ] a Skin Care Company has launched a new cream designed to combat neck wrinkles formed by looking down at phones and laptops. No words on how to combat the neck wrinkles formed by looking down on immigrants. [ audience oohs ] [ cheers and applause ] took a while. Took a while. We got there. We got there. A long walk. [ light laughter ] faceb