And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 573, missouri, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, everybody how you doing . Hot crowd tonight. [ cheers and applause ] great, hot new york city crowd tonight. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. You made it. Youre watching. Thank you very much. Heres what people are talking out. I saw that ted cruz is actually being considered by though it will be pretty awkward when he shows up on his first day of work and trump goes, i said tom cruise. [ laughter ] hes the top gun. [ applause ] yesterday, Vice President joe biden and Vice President elect mike pence had lunch together. Pence said, im eager to discuss the issues facing our nation. While biden said, if you tell the waiter its your birthday, you get a free piece of cake. [ laughter and applause ] i do it almost every day. Some more news out of the washington, it was announced that pre
[ cheers and applause ] hell find the time. Hell still find the time. During trumps sunday morning news interview he is expected to discuss the agenda for his first 100 days in office. Said trump, wait, i have to be president for a hundred days . [ laughter ] im running a business. Trump adviser, kellyanne conway, told reporters today that donald trump is a huge elton john fan. That can be cured, said mike pence. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i know youre an elton john fan now. But together we can beat this. [ laughter ] Donald Trumps team is reportedly desperate for an alist celebrity to perform at his inauguration. With one official saying they can quote, do better than kid rock. Besides kid rock is going to be too busy with his new job as secretary of state. [ laughter and applause ] a new study found that women in the arts earn an average of 20,000 per year less than their male colleagues. Which explains why this woman looks so mad at her husband. [ laughter ] you know, beca
Musical guest, Childish Gambino. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 591, bolivia. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] m [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, welcome, everybody thank you for being here welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. Thank you for being here. Thank you for watching. Heres what people are talking about. You guys, were just ten days away from christmas. [ cheers and applause ] and if you want to know if santa has you on his nice list or his naughty list, just ask russia to hack it for you. [ laughter and applause ] and theyll do it, theyll do it. Dont worry. Theyll get to it. Did you see this . Yesterday the New York Times published a lengthy article outlining how russia successfully cyber attacked the u. S. And influenced our election. Of course, most americans are really upset. Saying, the implications for our democracy are woah, look, kanye is
[ light laughter ] donald trump donald trump is reportedly considering a fast food ceo for labor secretary. Oh, im not the burger king, said newt gingrich. [ laughter ] donald trump said on twitter today that he wants to cancel plans to build a new air force one because he feels like its costing too much money. Well hey, if the Wright Brothers could build a plane im sure the wrong brothers could too. [ laughter ] today in 1884 the Washington Monument was completed. And if George Washington were here today to see it he would probably say, that looks nothing like me. [ light laughter ] what do the other ones look like . Well let me see the lincoln memorial. Well, that looks like him. I hate it. [ light laughter ] House Speaker paul ryan lit the capitol Christmas Tree today. Its the first time anything involving paul ryan could be described as lit. [ applause ] the Cleveland Cavaliers have announced that nearly half of their players will not stay at a trump hotel in new york out of protes
Childish gambino. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 591, bolivia. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] m [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, welcome, everybody thank you for being here welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. Thank you for being here. Thank you for watching. Heres what people are talking about. You guys, were just ten days away from christmas. [ cheers and applause ] and if you want to know if santa has you on his nice list or his naughty list, just ask russia to hack it for you. [ laughter and applause ] and theyll do it, theyll do it. Dont worry. Theyll get to it. Did you see this . Yesterday the New York Times published a lengthy article outlining how russia successfully cyber attacked the u. S. And influenced our election. Of course, most americans are really upset. Saying, the implications for our democracy are woah, look, kanye is at trump tower