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Tony orlanDo. Hes hung lIke, wow. Sorry. Happy monDay, everyone. So as Kamala HarrIs prepares for tomorrows Debatmorrowse, R AIDe to HIllary ClInton Is playIng trump In Mockern Isys rehearsals. So If harrIs loses anD that guy goes mIssInges, know who to blae. Bum not sayIng she kIlls kIlls people, but Im not notno sayIng It. Now, The Debate Is planneD for 90 mInutes, whIch gIves Kamalas HusbanD whIch enough tIme to knock up three nannIes. MeanwhIle, DonalD Trump Is busy tryIng to make Kamala Feel at home by also knockIng up a nannhome bg upy. The Debate Is expecteDs to feature two commercIal breaks, one break to take Kamalas WIne OrDebreak Tor AnDh other to take her seconD wInere orDer. NancY PelosI claIms that trump mIght skIp The DebatmIght gee, k I know cowarDIce when I see It. True, Its the Fear She Seese sz In her husbanDs eyes when she puts on a one pIec here. Hey, you DIsgust me. One challenge for Kamala Pollsters claImD A ....
Its been erased like a blackboard, erased and built again. But baseball will mark the time. This field, this game, its a part of our past, ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and it could be again. Oh, people will come, ray. People will most definitely come. Oh, my goodness. One of the many iconic moments from james Earl Jones died yes age of legacy. Right now, around this set and around homes across america, men are weeping and women next to them are going, i dont get it. Guys walking out of cornfields . Ill tell you, willie geist, long after we are all gone, they will, people will be looking at that scene, and as long as baseball is played, the same reaction, the same reaction. What an incredible actor. What an incredible moment. What an incredible life. Yeah, i watched that monologue again actually early this morning, just from start to finish, the tension in that scene when costner is told he needs to spell The Farm, a ....
Grown on our farm, enjoyed at your table. welcome back to our Special Coverage, msnbc reports Debate Day live from philadelphia. It is a gorgeous day here. Hello, im chris jansing. As a democratic strategist put it, its like running a 5k after riding a tiltawhirl. Thats how hes describing Tonights Showdown between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump. 90 minutes that could reshape the final 55 days of a race that has been stubbornly tight. Heres our first look at the stage inside the national constitution center. Were told harris has just arrived for a walkthrough ahead of her meeting with Donald Trump, who she has actually never met before. We have details on how the Vice President s team is already taunting trump in the runup to their faceoff. Also, new Exclusive Reporting About What Trump sees as his biggest challenge to ....
VIce presIdent Kamala HarrIs Is facIng questIons how to answer on several of her past far left posItIons. We have not seen her do a News Conference In the 50 days that she has been announced as the presIdent Ial candIdate on the left. And now her posItIons are wafflIng In the wInd. We dIdnt really know where they were to begIn wIth except for they were far left. Now someone just saId the quIet part out loud. The truth about Kamala HarrIs. Well get to It. Im HarrIs Faulkner and you are In the faulkner focus. Well, here he Is, senator BernIe Sanders, a selfprofessed DemocratIc SocIalIst may have just told us exactly why Kamala HarrIs Is flIpfloppIng. I dont thInk she Is abandonIng her Ideals. I thInk she Is tryIng to be pragmatIc and doIng what she thInks Is rIght In order to wIn the electIon. Do you consIder VIce PresIdent harrIs to be progressIve, senator . I do. Her vIews are not mIne but I consIder her a progressIve. HarrIs he w ....