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Welcome to this review of World Wrestling Entertainment’s WrestleMania 37: Night 1, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is it. The crowds are back! Yeaaaaaaaaaah!!!!! Yeaaaaaaaaah!!!!! F k yeaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!! CM Punk! Cena sucks! CM Punk! Cena sucks! ALF! ALF! ALF! ALF! ALF! ALF! ALF! ALF: Guys. Where’s the pussy-cats? I’m hungry. I like to eat pussy…cats. I want to eat some pussy damn it…cats! Me: I’m live in Fucking, Austria where the Fucking people have left their Fucking houses and walked down their Fucking streets to this Fucking bar to enjoy WrestleMania! Are you ready for WrestleMania? Fucking People: We’re Fucking ready! Me: Let’s not waste any more time. It’s time for Wres…rain delay. Let’s see how long this lasts. 45 minutes later… Me: Just start God damn it! I can’t sit here with these Fucking f kers any more! Fucking People: Hey! Don’t f king swear! Me: You Fucking people are Fucking losers! Fucking People: Fucking! Get him! M