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From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out. This is it this is it thank you so much for coming out. Take a seat, everybody. Im trevor noah. So excited. Our guest tonight is one of the greatest actors to ever grace the screen. Shes won an oscar for her role in Hidden Figures and an oscar for her role in the help. Octavia spencer is joining us, everybody. cheers and applause we will be chatting about her new show on netflix called self made. Also on tonights show tom hanks has taken on his most challenging role. The coronavirus virus dunks on the n. B. A. And President Trump drops the f bomb. So lets catch up on todays headlines. All right, my friends, as you know, this is normally the part of the show where i try and catch you up on some news happening in and around the world, you know. Like on a normal day, we
The patel lochlt for short. This is how were fighting the coronavirus. Lets get this going. Lets have this go across america from knee to shining knee. Or if thats i have another one weve been working on too. It goes like this. Its called the hellobo. Thank you, guillermo. While everyone else is sitting around paying 80 fire 45cent mask were coming up with ways to stop this thing. I had an interesting revelation this weekend. I was hanging out with the kids my kids this weekend. Not just random kids at the park. [ laughter ] my son billy is 2, my daughters 5. I dont know what exactly prompted this but while we were playing it occurred to me that jane, my daughter jane is a lot like donald trump. I mean, they have shes totally selfcentered. The world as she sees it revolves around her. She wants everything. You take her to target, forget about it. She gives nothing to charity. And even when she does give something to someone else you have to make a big show of complimenting her. Oh, you
The coronavirus now has over 100 confirmed cases in more than a dozen states the new steps being taken by the government as americans are rushing to stock up on supplies. On this super tuesday with well over a thousand delegates at stake, Bernie Sanders will try to stave off a surging joe biden and his new big three endorsements and could this be a make or break day for billionaire Michael Bloomberg . Incble rsttimemarathoner wos she st ped hicket to the tokyo summer Olympic Games and baseball star mike trout just sent a golf ball into orbit. It is super tuesday and early today starts right now. Good to be with you this tuesday. Im Frances Rivera and im phillip mena. The death toll here in america continues to rise amid the spread of the coronavirus. Four more deaths were announced in the seattle area, bringing the total to six many of the cases are at a nursing home where dozens of residents and First Responders are now under isolation. At least a dozen schools in Washington State are
Foreign government participate and undermining a competing candidate for the presidency. If we are to come stay safe with our constitution with our republic, President Trump must be held to account. If Congress Fails impeach here, than the impeachment progress has lost all meeting. I stand with the constitution and the framers who were committed to ensure that no one is above the law. On the basis of the testimony and the evidence before the house. President trump has committed impeachable high crimes and misdemeanors. By corruptly abusing the office of the presidency. Kennedy said the man who is the product of union between bill nye. The republicans had one witness in the he did his best to put the democrats in his place. Watch this. I cant emphasize this enough and ill say it one more time. If you impeach a president , if you make a high crime and misdemeanor out of going to the courts, it is an abuse of power. Its your abuse of power. Youre doing precisely what youre criticizing the