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[ laughter ] [ some hooting ] no, she s divine. yes. we re so thrilled. i supposed to be on my show, last year, at west point, but she became ill. that s right. i remember. and, uh, we re, uh she s so thrill she plays the commissioner of football, on the on the show. namath walks into my, how you ve changed, mr. rosette. [ laughter ] he gets quite a laugh. some [ laughter ] she, uh, w i started to say something, d and it left me, which may be just as well. we have olivia newton-john. yeah? who looks so good, i d-i d like to go with her hyphen. [ some laughter ] she is yeah, she is pretty, isn t she? she s pretty. she s pretty. pretty lady. she does she does physical, with all the football stars rosey grier and dick butkus and bob lilly and alana katz. and they do it they do a number, called the line lament. yeah. and it sounds pretty good, considering they re ya know, they re singing through scar tissue. i think it s a marvelous [
mork: mindy, mind if we start without you? go ahead. i ll be out in a minute. how about that new pope, huh? so king kong is climbing up the empire state building. he s got fay wray. careful there, you ll hurt yourself. and she says, put me down! he goes, okay. yeah, i guess that kind of bit the big one. you re right. what is that?! mindy, it s not a what. it s a who. i d like you to meet o keefe. you didn t tell me he was a chimpanzee. i also didn t tell you he s a con. he s a what? he said there s no zoo in the country that ll hold him inside. where did you find him? i was in a tree, observing bald spots on human beings. i was up to 85 men, when all of sudden, he s got to go back to the zoo. no! you see? oh! no way! they ll put him on banana bread and water. they ll take away his tire. mork, they don t do that to animals. at the zoo, he ll get food and protection and love. really? running around free, he might hurt himself. i wouldn t want that to happen. you heard t
owners loyalty and on popular imagination. it s the glock as anthony mason will be reporting in our cover story. two thirds of america s police departments are armed with the glock. you get yourself a glock, where is that nickel-platedded sissy pistol. reporter: it s a star on the screen and on the streets. it s become synonymous with the handgun. reporter: but how did an austrian gun become an american icon? later on sunday morning, glock. the story of a gun. osgood: ricky gervais is a rash british comic who is never at a loss for provocative words. this morning he shares a few of them with our mark phillips. what ricky gervais finds funny is why people find him funny. i shouldn t be this famous or rich with the stuff i do. reporter: but his little show about an obnoxious british office manager became about obnoxious bosses everywhere including in the united states. it s made him a one-man comedy industry. it s easy to make people laugh. reporter: rick
i know. what a jerk. sure, conservatives should despise group think and individualism. but it s time to get to the program. what if you re worried about a guy who changed parties five times. hedges on taxes, favors raising the minimum wage. linked ted cruz to jfk s death. blamed bush for 9/11. and took a picture with a taco salad while saying i love hispanics? i for one can t wait to see how president trump celebrates martin luther king jr. day. what will he eat then? i kid the donald. ryan says he s not ready and. ryan says he s not ready and some true conservatives are mad that ryan won t back a liberal republican. it s nice to see the same people cheering disruption just weeks ago, now demanding unity. for me, trump s killing of ideology is great. if only he replaces it with principles. as for ryan, you don t have to worry, he s meeting donald next week and 10-1 they ll end up eating taco salads in trump tower. and then all of our noted principled conservatives can relax