A Timeline of Our Glorious Leader’s Time as Vice-Chancellor
It was a Friday afternoon that no human alive will ever forget. 19 March 2021, the day that Great and Glorious Vice-Chancellor Doctor Professor Vada Harlene Hayne ONZM BA MS PhD left our beloved University.
Temperatures plunged as the Sun hid its face in sorrow. Angels wept in the skies up above. That Friday night, alcohol poisonings spiked as students, distraught by the tragic news, drowned their sorrows in toasts to our Outstanding Leader before kicking wheelie bins over in despair. Police cars and ambulances blared their sirens around North Dunedin all night, a fitting tribute to our Supreme Protector.