A Timeline of Our Glorious Leader’s Time as Vice-Chancellor
It was a Friday afternoon that no human alive will ever forget. 19 March 2021, the day that Great and Glorious Vice-Chancellor Doctor Professor Vada Harlene Hayne ONZM BA MS PhD left our beloved University.
Temperatures plunged as the Sun hid its face in sorrow. Angels wept in the skies up above. That Friday night, alcohol poisonings spiked as students, distraught by the tragic news, drowned their sorrows in toasts to our Outstanding Leader before kicking wheelie bins over in despair. Police cars and ambulances blared their sirens around North Dunedin all night, a fitting tribute to our Supreme Protector.
It’s August 2018. You’re in Year 13. You’re covered in pimples, you don’t know how to blowdry your hair, and your fashion sense is what can only be described as preppy-grunge. Your on-and-off high school girlfriend has just broken up with you because you had a Skype call with
Critic’s advances shut down, despite generous offers of bath salts
There’s a movie being filmed on campus.
Critic reached out to the Netflix production team of The Royal Treatment, who were unable to provide comment on their closed set.
Students saw a crew filming what appeared to be a market scene outside of Geology, complete with old-timey cars and stands of fruit. Also sighted was a night-time shot on Leith Street, near the Geology building and Clocktower.
With this very limited information, it’s time for wild speculation.
We bet it’s another Lord of the Rings, set in Dunedin. Mount Cargill recast as Mount Doom. A shameless cash-grab on an already exhausted franchise.