you can t really trust your senses anymore. your eyes will lie to you. that s an unnerving thought. especially when you realize that ultimately vladimir putin is behind it all. russian disinformation is everywhere in this country. it s lurking even within our own minds. it s worth even adam schiff tols it was fair last week thousands of southwest airlines flights failed to leave the ground. it seemed obvious that the mass cancellations were a direct reaction to joe biden s vaccine mandates. they were announced days before. than actual southwest pilots appeared to confirm it. but no, that s just with the kremlin wants you to think. in fact, and the authorities assured us all along, it was only the weather. nothing more than a few clouds. calm down, america. that southwest airlines story is as fake as hunter biden s laptop. don t let the russians lie to you. people love the vaccine mandates. even the thousands who have been fired because of it. they they know perfectly well how
senses anymore. your eyes will lie to you. that s an unnerving thought. especially when you realize that ultimately vladimir putin is behind it all. russian disinformation is everywhere in this country. it s lurking even within our own minds. it s worse than even adam schiff thtold us it was. last week, thousands of southwest airlines flights failed to leave the ground. it seemed obvious that the mass cancellations were a direct reaction to joe biden s vaccine mandates.e they were announced days before. then actual southwest pilots appeared to confirm it. but no, that s just with the kremlin wants you to think. in fact, and the authorities assured us all along, it was only the weather. nothing morere than a few cloud. calm down, america. that southwest airlines story is as fake as hunter biden s laptop. don t let the russians lie to you.s people love the vaccine mandates. even the thousands who have been fired because of it. they know perfectly well how naughty they ve been.
[cheers and applause] greg: yes! happy monday, more like happy fun day. i just invented that word. so friday the daily caller obtained video of an employee having anal sex inside a judiciary committee hearing room. oh, applause, thank you. pro anal sex in the senate judiciary room audience. we don t have access to the video so we had gene one of our producers sketch a screen grab. there you go. yeah, talk about yielding the floor to the next gentlemen. after the story broke democrat senator ben cardin s office released this statement quote, aidan may is no longer employed by the us senate. good thing his id badge had the picture of the back of his head. security forces tell fox news that capitol police are taking the matter seriously and charges haven t been ruled out. now, either this was a rare event or maybe this career s secret santa gift exchange got way out of hand. but where else can you get paid to have sex in the workplace with a free colonoscopy? only in dc are th
peru is a country that s historically driven men mad, mad for gold, for coca, for its magical, ancient history. but now, there s something else drawing outsiders to its hidden mountain valleys. we love this stuff. we obsess about it, gorge on it, and fetishize it. i m talking about chocolate. once a common treat, it s now becoming as nuanced as fine wine, making the pursuit of the raw, good stuff all the more difficult. i m joining that hunt in remotest peru, but not before i ve re-immersed myself in the booming lima food scene. i took a walk through this beautiful world. felt the cool rain on my shoulder. found something good in this beautiful world. i m in peru with this guy, eric ripert. the guy was looking at us. he went into the tree. that s funny. chef of the world-famous restaurant, le bernardin, in new york, to look at where chocolate comes from, particularly our chocolate. so that s why we re in peru. but before we get all indiana jones, we re spending so
pants back on happy thursday everyone let s do some jokes or we call them jokes, during a state dinner on wednesday the japanese prime minister quoted star trek to tell white houseguests he hopes japan and the u.s. would boldly go where no one has gone before which biden replied thank you mr sulu but joel agrees you is also boldly going where no one has gone before even behind the plants in the oval office he poops a lot also jill biden invited paul simon to perform at the dinner as he is one of her favourite artist, she has a lot in common with simon he also had a less valuable partner. greg: you guys don t know simon and garfunkel? why mike s playing this to you? while arriving at the white house for the state dinner hillary clinton paused briefly to admire a portrait of herself hanging on the wall make since she loves to admire things she has hung. i don t get that. jeffrey epstein. oh. greg: meanwhile bill clinton paused to point out a portrait that he had hung