Meeting. Mr. Clerk, do you have any announcements . Clerk the City Employees and the public, and the board of supervisors and the Committee Rooms are closed. The members will participate in the meeting remotely. This precaution is taken to the statewide sta stayathome ord. Members will participate in the meeting to the same extent as if they were physically present. Public comment will be available on each item on the agenda both on channel 26 and sfgovtv. Org are streaming the number across the screen. Each speaker is allowed two minutes to speak. Comments are opportunities to speak during Public Comment period and are available via phone, by calling 1 415 6550001. Again, 1 415 6550001. And access code 921413607. Again, access code, 921413607. Then press pound, and pound again. When connected you will hear the meeting discussion but youll be muted and in listening mode only. When your item of interest comes up, dial star, 9, to be added to the speaker line. The best practices are to c
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