Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org [cheers and applause] jon buy this book. Buy. This thats our show. Here it is your moment o captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] stephen thank you. [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting see it stephen] [cheers and applause] yes [cheers and applause] welcome. Welcome to the report. Good to have you with us. Thank you so much. Thank you, friends. [cheers and applause] folks, ladies and gentlemen, with an army like you at my back, im ready to go to battle any day of the week. [cheers and applause] and its time to march again because theres no getting around it, folks weve got to talk about it. Last nights state of the Union Address. Big whupiditdo. What type of narcissistic jerk expects people to tune in to hear a room full of people mindlessly cheer him. [cheers and applause] it is pathetic. [ laughter ] who here smokes pot . [c
Stance. You swing like a girl. Yeah, if a girl could play from the blue tees. [audience ohs] and reach a par 5 in 2. Did anybody say anything nice about my game . Oh, its comedy. Right. Lukas writes i pot touch has a 3 1 2 inch screen. Ipad has a 10screen. Well said, lukas. Counterpoint. Beachbum wants to know about why didnt you give it to someone that needs it, you douche. [audience laughter] well, actually thats a great idea. Too bad theres no wifi in inner cities. [audience laughter] see you next week. Good night. [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] stephen thank you. [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting see it stephen] [cheers and applause] yes [cheers and applause] welcome. Welcome to the report. Good to have you with us. Thank you so much. Thank you, friends. [cheers and applause] folks, ladies and gentlemen, with an army like you at my back, im ready to go to battle any day of the week. [ch
Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org [cheers and applause] jon buy this book. Buy. This thats our show. Here it is your moment o captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] stephen thank you. [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting see it stephen] [cheers and applause] yes [cheers and applause] welcome. Welcome to the report. Good to have you with us. Thank you so much. Thank you, friends. [cheers and applause] folks, ladies and gentlemen, with an army like you at my back, im ready to go to battle any day of the week. [cheers and applause] and its time to march again because theres no getting around it, folks weve got to talk about it. Last nights state of the Union Address. Big whupiditdo. What type of narcissistic jerk expects people to tune in to hear a room full of people mindlessly cheer him. [cheers and applause] it is pathetic. [ laughter ] who here smokes pot . [c
[crowd ohs] p oh, my goodness. Is hat sceee from the movie the Human Centipede . [laughter] i hear its really ssary. Ppext week, we find out if thh wwrld of warcraft freakkout was plegit. [screaming] [laughter] thats actuully a good place to keep the remmte. Youll never lose it. Hey, make sure you follow me on duriig the shows and makeesure you come see me on the tosh tour 2010. See you next week. [cheers applause] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] stephen thank you. [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting see it stephen] [cheers and applause] yes [cheers and applause] welcome. Welcome to the report. Good to have you with us. Thank you so much. Thank you, friends. [cheers and applause] folks, ladies and gentlemen, with an army like you at my back, im ready to go to battle any day of the week. [cheers and applause] and its time to march again because theres no getting around it, folks weve got to talk about it. Last night
Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org [cheers and applause] jon buy this book. Buy. This thats our show. Here it is your moment o captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] stephen thank you. [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting see it stephen] [cheers and applause] yes [cheers and applause] welcome. Welcome to the report. Good to have you with us. Thank you so much. Thank you, friends. [cheers and applause] folks, ladies and gentlemen, with an army like you at my back, im ready to go to battle any day of the week. [cheers and applause] and its time to march again because theres no getting around it, folks weve got to talk about it. Last nights state of the Union Address. Big whupiditdo. What type of narcissistic jerk expects people to tune in to hear a room full of people mindlessly cheer him. [cheers and applause] it is pathetic. [ laughter ] who here smokes pot . [c