Trump saw the quarter in the air, he said hey, thats how much i paid in taxes last year, and it went downhill from there. Because of the pandemic, theres no opening hand shake, no physical contact. The candidates remained socially distant. It was like date night with melania. Biden faced an unusual challenge. How do you diebate a pathologicl liar. Its like debating a parrot. The parrots going to repeat the same things and then take a dump on the New York Times. Their views on the integrity of the election, biden is for it, trump is against. It was a good debate. The candidates had a product thproducttive giveandtake, no, it was terrible. Id call it a nightmare, but at some point during a nightmare you get some sleep is. We were talking about whether to move to vancouver or montreal. If you missed the debate tonight, basically did went like this. Vote now. Make sure you in fact let people know. He doesnt want to answer the question. Im not going to answer the question, because why would
I know, man, its like, we are getting back to normal im daylan. Im gideon. Im amelia and i approve this message. And the same time, not at all. Jimmy exactly. You know what i would love more than anything . Being able to order stuff online to have a guest in person. It helps out a lot. We get to use that time i miss talking to someone in person that we would be at the grocery store. I know what youre saying that time is priceless. I miss being in the same room with other people. Jimmy whats up . Jimmy, whats up . Ah jimmy ah that time is priceless. Knowinits hard. Re is hard. Eliminate who you are not first, and youre going to find yourself where you need to be. Jimmy [ cheers and applause the race is never over. The journey has no port. The adventure never ends, because we are always on the way. Live from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests john cena. Musical guest, bts, and featuring the lege
Parents, her parents, their parents. Who have been deceased for years. It was a textplosion. Because the president wrote on twitter. Tonight, flotus and i tested positive for covid19. We will begin our quarantine and Recovery Process immediately. We will get through this together which. I dont know whos writing this year, but its too much. Its not even believable anymore. Its ridiculous. Aides said the president appeared to be lethargic over the past few days. They got worried yesterday morning, when he couldnt smell his mcgriddle. Trump was said to be experiencing mild symptoms. At around 6 20, he was taken in marine one to walter reed hospital, where he is expected to remain for a few days. The president walked to the helicopter on his own. We dont know the full extent of his symptoms. His staff says he had a fever, so they sent him to the hospital just to be safe. He is high risk because of his age and weight. Fortunately, he has obamacare, so hes covered on those preexisting condit
Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests, jim parsons, Shepard Smith, musical guest bts, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy thank you so much for watching everybody welcome to the tonight show. Guys, it is a big night for nbc. It is the start of bts week here on the tonight show. We have Something Special for you bts fans in a couple minutes. Also a huge night for hockey if you just watched game six of the stanley cup playoffs that means youre either drunk and happy or drunk and very angry. [ laughter ] i actually watched the game through my plastic face shield so i feel like i was really there. [ laughter ] yeah, tonight we got to see white guys brutally attack each other for two hours so it was a pretty good preview of tomorrow nights debate. [ laughter ] lets get to some politics well, guys, last night the New York Times published a bombsh
Zone a is the best zone. The rest of you are zone bm. Is what you are over in the you know today this morning, an asteroid the size of a school bus narrowly passed by earth. In astronomical terms, it just missed us. Which is a shame. I feel like some of you arent praying hard enough. With each passing day, it seems more and more likely that we are on the brink of something very bad. Our president made another history making Statement Last night, when asked if he would leave the white house gracefully if he doesnt win. Win, lose or draw in this election, would you commit here today for a peaceful transferral of power after the election . Well have to see what happens, as you know ive been complaining very strongly about the ballots, the ballots are a disaster. I understand that, but the people are rioting. We want to, get rid of the ballots, and well have a very peaceful, there wont be a transfer, frankly, therell be a continuation. Jimmy well, so much for that nobel peace prize. That i