Thank you. Thank you. Happy thursday, everyone. So everybodys been askingn my i did on my vacation and the theories were floatevacatid that wasnt really a vacation at all, that it was some sort of forced leavtion at t e of ab no, nothing could be further from the truth. Heres a little montage i putger together of all the things i did in my week off. My roll it. Yeah, i dont like to usuallye talk about my volunteer work, but you forced my handtok. I wa so im just glad i was able to to share it with all of you. So lets get to some jokesshar e a video went viral this week of a dog in florida who was born with lime green fur. N fowhen asked why the dog had green fur, his Breeder Repliedph ,that means hes not ripe yet. Come on, man. I know. Joe biden once again claimed that he used to drive t 18 wheelers. Hes right here. It18 is a tree virus is threatening the world supply of chocolatee viru. Not on my watch, said one former officiaonl in a port near stockholm. Stock swedish Customs Officia
january, this might not be happening at all. after a lot of democratic internal wrangling, the bill passed the senate over the weekend with exactly zero votes from the house. president biden said he would sign it as soon as he gets it, and the legislation could not be more urgently needed, as he indicated over the weekend. we took office 45 days ago. i promised the american people help was on the way. today i can say we ve taken one more giant step forward in delivering on that promise, that help was on the way. today the white house said the $1400 checks included in the plan could start going out by the end of the month. make no mistake, this bill is massive. it stands to help millions and millions of americans who have been economically crippled by a near year-long pandemic. the bill spends most of the money on the american people, describing it as the most generous form of aid ever going out. more than 93% of children, 69 million, would receive benefits under the plan.