nights. let me just begin by happy holidays everybody. although i ve got to be honest the country did not get up to the best start this week. a huge gust of wind knocked over the national christmas tree in washington on tuesday per the sad part is that happen just as a bite and was getting ready to wish everyone a happy easter. yes, america is to be a shining city on a hill but now we are a blinken tree on the ground. the christmas decorations are up at the white house to get the feel for the bite until it s impossible to tell what is fake snow and what is real cocaine. speaking of hunter, the bidens chose not to hang stockings over the fireplace for the grandkids. some say it s because they d not to bring attention to hunter s love child. we cannot confirm that but we do know there will not be a nativity set at the white house ensure they cannot find three wise men and a virgin. back here in the apple, thousands of pro- palestinian protesters flooded rockefeller center
nights. let me just begin by happy holidays everybody. although i ve got to be honest the country did not get up to the best start this week. a huge gust of wind knocked over the national christmas tree in washington on tuesday per the sad part is that happen just as a bite and was getting ready to wish everyone a happy easter. yes, america is to be a shining city on a hill but now we are a blinken tree on the ground. the christmas decorations are up at the white house to get the feel for the bite until it s impossible to tell what is fake snow and what is real cocaine. speaking of hunter, the bidens chose not to hang stockings over the fireplace for the grandkids. some say it s because they d not to bring attention to hunter s love child. we cannot confirm that but we do know there will not be a nativity set at the white house ensure they cannot find three wise men and a virgin. back here in the apple, thousands of pro- palestinian protesters flooded rockefeller cent
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