nights. ♪ ♪ ♪ let me just begin by happy holidays everybody. although i've got to be honest the country did not get up to the best start this week. a huge gust of wind knocked over the national christmas tree in washington on tuesday per the sad part is that happen just as a bite and was getting ready to wish everyone a happy easter. yes, america is to be a shining city on a hill but now we are a blinken tree on the ground. the christmas decorations are up at the white house to get the feel for the bite until it's impossible to tell what is fake snow and what is real cocaine. speaking of hunter, the bidens chose not to hang stockings over the fireplace for the grandkids. some say it's because they'd not to bring attention to hunter's love child. we cannot confirm that but we do know there will not be a nativity set at the white house ensure they cannot find three wise men and a virgin. back here in the apple, thousands of pro- palestinian protesters flooded rockefeller center for the wedding of their christmas tree on wednesday. ♪ that might seem a little strange to you some it would protest juice at a christmas party, but that's only because you are not an idiot. women support hamas arelove ando supporting her but don't support that a lot of the guys at these events have no idea what they are doing they just want to get laid. seriously have to mail protesters thanks gaza strip ass a gentleman's club. the point is none of this is accomplishing anything i can only furthering the divide in society that flows a little whiter every day we are in social media. people under the age of 25 do not know this but there was a time when americans do not have facebook, instagram, or twitter. nope. all we had was happiness this then you'll have to google called privacy. when you look around now it is a bill like everyone on the world is on the verge of snapping the main reason why us we are all cranky because in addition to working our regular job social media service working full-time paparazzi jobs will be follow ourselves around in search of breaking news that it's worth sharing with the world. versus tmz now to me mz we do not keep up with the kardashian's, we are the kardashians. ♪ on all my got i'm going to cr. seriously. >> we are not sharing every ridiculous detail of our existence because social media destroyed our self-awareness in the name of getting likes. we have no idea how much dumber the smartphone has made us. think about it. people are posting pictures of their dinner on facebook right now. do you know how stupid that is? twenty years ago if you were to take a picture of your dinner go and get it developed and drive back to a group of strangers like lasagna they would be like what is wrong with you? they would not even know what to say the only people who ever told you what they had for dinner were kids on the short bus. my old neighbor ricky. hey ricky, how are you doing? >> i had a hamburger with ketchup. >> think it ricky some of you are not laughing because you are deleting a burrito picture. ♪ social media has ruined relationships everywhere because we are all way too connected. like people always say the two political parties cannot coexist anymore. but the truth is we spend it too much time coexisting. we have always had tons of people in our lives we disagree with politically but we used to go days and weeks without running into them. now you see them every second of the day they are trapped inside your phone running on a hot take hamster wheel. everyone has the one friend who is a constitutional lawyer on facebook waist in on everything. seriously, facebook needs a button called who asked you? because nobody cares my buddy payne's house for a living he does a great job the other day he wrote a 9000 word essay about the debt ceiling. i am like benjamin moore? how abcap i stick to the kitchen ceiling and we all go their lives. that's why we are so divided social media encourages fighting because the more time you spend pounding away on your keyboard the more advertising money they can make from having their except elon who said this on wednesday. >> there's all the criticism, there were advertisers. >> okay stop. don't advertise that you do not with them to advertise? >> no, what you mean? >> if someone's going to try to blackmail you with advertising, black mail is money. >> about her real social media has made our country so tribal the worst ideas go mainstream in minutes because people support anything their party pushes no matter how insane it gets. think about that for three years democrats have been pushing to defund the police. weapons grade stupid the only reason they did not defend the polpolice is because biden thans the police are british rock band. but defining police is down and we have all known it's dumb since we were little kids. growing up you all played cops and robbers and the cops were always the good guys. true story every kid played it to games cops and robbers in robbers and elis elizabeth warr. >> being native american has been part of my story i guess since the day was born. [laughter] >> but stick with me. social media broke societies compass by getting people to abandon nuance and critical thinking simply support anything that upsets their political opponents. at the only way a student loan forgiveness could exist. >> and ran for president i vowed to fix our broken student loan program progress prior to social media becoming a thing, someone asked strangers to pay off a loan that they took out, half the country would not be calling them a victim the whole country would call them and inconsiderate jack. and i say that as a parent of a 15-year-old kid i am on the front lines of this. liberals come up to me all of the time they are legitimate you are a dad, aren't you worried about the soaring cost of tuition? mike dude, my son is 6-foot five he's getting a woman's a basketball scholarship. you guys are saving up for college and setting up of duct tape. lincoln's going to duke we have to hop those blue devils. the point is if you want to help the world and the age of social media we do not need more republicans or more democrats. we just need less jerks. for a group elect in this country at the south fighting all the time is the amish they're not trapped in an app that makes them kill each other for likes. >> i milk your cow for you. >> it took a little while to get her warmed up she sure is a stubborn one. >> we don't have a cow. we have a bowl. [laughter] and by the way just to resolve the amish could not get in the more mellow i covered a store this week on america's newsroom that the amish are now growing marijuana as a cash crop in pennsylvania. the good news is business is a booming deep bad news is us taking tours five hours ago the corn maze. they can say purple haze or a wow way only an amish signature high as a kite then sell you a kite in the gift shop. page two the pennsylvania playbook looked a little bit more like the amish the truth is the world is not half as horrible as it feels like when you open up your phone. social media has brought out the absolute worst in everyone on it. if you disagree feel free to hit me up on twitter at jimmy failla. oh girl we have got a show for you tonight sue. our panel is here to help ease the pain of holiday break ups. presidential candidate nikki haley helps us squash the beef. plus exclusive sneak peek at my upcoming fox s fox station stanp special all of that and a bag of chips tonight on fox news saturday night ♪ ♪ j.p. morgan wealth management knows it's easy to get lost in investment research. get help with j.p morgan personal advisors. hey, david! ready to get started? 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you are about to get dumped. i hit the streets to find out why this time of year so ripe for breakups, take a look. ♪ beginning of the holiday season also marks the beginning of the breakup season. some people want to break up because they notice on the right fit to print others just want to save money on a gift or both and my wife's case. i hit the streets to find out the latest date in december you can dump someone before your chestnuts end up roasting on an open fire. let's go. parts of your going to dump someone what would the cut off be before you feel so bad you're stuck with me? you can dump anytime you want. >> is not a cut off. >> are you guys from? sydney australia brickwork sydney also he has coldhearted women breed enough of those blooming along and you're like i'm done waiter take it away was no good for me and said the new dude i would not buy a present till christmas eve. next we have been married over 40 years for garcia's been thinking about this a long time for. >> we are single people in america i think the guided system has a dump someone on the holiday? >> anytime you want. >> she says if you got to go you've got to go. stop your own stocking america for. >> winter solstice before december 21. >> you got to give them in more ways than when they've got jokes. >> the first week in december maybe the fifth may be a template. attempted. but no later. ♪ once is it okay to dump someone before christmas? >> and noaa. nono progress is it rude it will ruin their christmas? lexi yes. you do don't infringe on someone's happiness on christmas. i'm dating women who still believe in santa. stop it, stop it. next they are done they are done. correct you do not owe them a present for being a lousy as a partner. famous marriage expert works for ojeh's ojeh marriage i works fo. that's if you are dating someone you do not want to be with them anymore is it okay to dump someone before christmas or do you have to stay with them when you don't me on christmas? >> no never right? it should never date me. i tried to give it a shopper. >> turns out not everyone is a grinch when it comes to romance. but as the holiday season a good time to end a relationship? joining me this evening cohost of the bottom line on foxbusiness the marvelous mouth of the south dagen mcdowell is in the house. comedian super hunk mike is here as well. cohost of outnumbering a problem drinking emily. >> only allege not proven because that's a defense attorney talking. okay it might, eight heartthrob like yourself as ever getting dumped. do you have advice for the dumpers this time of year? >> your piece inspired me. before the 23rd, after the first. if you are going to do what you do before the 23rd or after the first request to give a holiday grace period? lexi has to give them that grace. you're going to break up within that timeframe just get them a cap this is your new companion. you're not alone you're just not with me. only after this is a foxbusiness host produced a commentary on the state of the economy people did want to dump they do have to give a gift? >> is a commentary on the state of education that men are so stupid. [laughter] they do not know math. they're going to dump may becmaebecause they don't want te me a cashmere sweater? [laughter] but it is going to cost them $1300 for a new set of goodyear tires for the pickup truck instead. [laughter] might take the biggest knife in my kitchen drawer and stab every sidewall on his current pickup truck multiple times. cashmere sweater new set of goodyear's texas turn into a country song quicker. that's amazing. >> here's a tip girls if you think he's going to back out and not get you a gift tell a new boyfriend your birthday is the wednesday before thanksgiving. hoor smite notebook when i need. >> it's a beautiful analysis because it's half a foxbusiness half honky-tonk it is perfect and it is true. emily let me ask you this is it rude her to stay with some you don't like for christmas because it makes them think they matter more than they do. i did this to someone when i was younger we are not married with a kid. the point is is it rude to carry someone from the holidays is not the right one? here's my real guys. my whole life i have stuck to the rule that every minute with the wrong person as a theft of their time. honesty above all trumps any type of date. however the exception to that is the holidays and i did that as a young person i planned too and executed the breakup perfectly on january 4 because we planted through new year's so i carried it through by them psychopathic in that way set down on the couch what you what to do today it's over. honesty is always the best policy per the other exception is if you're breaking up for a reason that they cheated on your something that it does not matter a anytime is a perfect time. >> delivers a strategy what you want to do today? not you. 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[hold on now. i do not want to be a contrary and but i love family vacations and you take family vacations? >> absolutely. i actually love solo vacations i've done that too. 100000000% there's no place i would rather be there with my family and with my boyfriend and his family. i am in that 55% and gets drunk and i drugge drove ms. mccabe tt anyone else for. >> italians. [laughter] correct situs right, say it loud say it proud we ate sandwiches on christmas day. being alone is not your thing i get applebee's the local restaurant change rich and poor are most likely to rub elbows with. full-service chains are more diverse economically than schools, grocery stores and parks. normally the rich hang out with the rich. i guess they like the endless breadsticks like the rest of us. for these restaurants really the best places to go to make rich friends? now emily you've been kicked out of several. do you on the bounce of shoving your face. >> her. >> when they read this i did not know what to make of it. i did not know based on income. so what i want to know how well everyone tips? i want to know from the servers if the rich people -- maggots are going to bank commensurate with their income to the big stratosphere of diversity? exactly proved to me i feel like i could equate it to starbucks where everyone is rich they are paying 20 bucks for coffee. but you know it's bad when they're asked to bring you a. like i'd like a scone, what is your credit store customer that's not good big mike you're the type of guy who brings a woman someplace really fancy. like a white castle. [laughter] it is it for me. i have a shift at the olive garden later. cork you cannot den the night is never any breadsticks, bottomless salad everyone at was that. >> this should be the rich people should sit in a balcony and throw the bread and let them fight over it. >> full on projects yes it's very roma throw the bread down, let them fi fights for the entertainment. >> it's very efficient. you're consolidating your dinner plans with their dominatrix. [laughter] save you time on craigslist. but here is what he think the take away is. the reality is a lot of chain food is good or people would not be there eating it. >> anyone who has a children goes to these restaurants. they are not spending good money on the urchins. and i speak as an orchard myself i was lucky to leave the house before i was the age of 12. [laughter] the best is waffle house at 3:0s out and by the way rich people who have earned that money tend not to tip well. tiger woods notoriously wanted the most notorious bad te tempes who walked on earth the united states for. >> that's fascinating once gave a perkins waitress just the tip. [laughter] [laughter] next you got the restaurant right too. you nailed it. >> now it is time for my favorite story of the week. according to a new study good looking dudes are more likely to get better jobs and make more money than equally beautiful women which i'll be explains why i got here. regardless of gender the study found attractive people were more likely to succeed than others. who conducted the study, cavemen? does it really paid to be beautiful? mike, i'll come to you first you famously opened for inmates at radio city music. is it true you had to win a beauty pageant in order to get the giga? lexi came in and said you're handsome you're going on first request you are planning to go on? hugs he said love the structure of your face, you are handsome, you smell that you are on. >> can i interrupt you? emily is beautiful legal my but she does not get sarcasm but she is looking at you like oh my god that's what works in radio city? [laughter] looks a great story i believe it. >> is just a story brick outside and watching suits so it's like i went to law school for. >> pickwick same thing. >> will be ask you this is it a sad commentary because expectations are lower for men construct many good-looking guys do better than expected to show up looking like slobs where there's more pressure on u.s. look good? or s sue china by the victim? they a you trying to be the victim? >> it is because men in this day and age in the workplace can actually get away with this. you are not allowed to use your sexuality, your appearance, you are nothing. men walking around her third chest hair hanging out, showing ankle, flirting all my god you're so wonderful. women cannot do anything anymore. >> but at the waffle house they can. [laughter] cook single kinds of things for. >> we can serve you at 3:00 a.m. in the morning and not get tipped us but we can do. >> are gotta keep this moving i love this. [laughter] finally it would you give up your seats on a plane so a family could sit together? a woman going viral and tiktok for refusing to give up a window seat so her mom could sit next to her kids up for it because that a family guy clip has resurfaced sparking a whole new debate on airplane seat switches. watch for. >> excuse me do you mind if we switch seats so my family can sit altogether? lexi no, we don't switch. >> when they booked they do have three together progress ma'am, ma'am who are poor planning does not constitute an emergency for me you will see him in paris go sit down. [laughter] 's. >> is up poor planning on the families part or should you be nice and switch seats? emily, i've got to be honest i am not a seat swapper. the reason why it is you now on an airplane pay extra money depending on where you sit. if i shelled out and exercise it if i bucks for comfort plus i'm not going to swap with someone sitting at rodeo injury. >> one 100% birds happen to me e recently on a flight. is it international flight i'd ipaid extra for the window seat. this very not nice young woman comes down the aisle and is like could we move so i can sit next to my husband? he was essentially in the middle however it works. they were next to each other the two aisles separated by the aisle. it's had very kindly i would love to help you but i paid extra for the seat i will be happy to switch with you if it was a window. i feel like i made my point. it is not my problem if you didn't get to sit together but however separating a family suffering a mother from a child that's the airplane string that is their own. you should put on a random civilian who is paid extra who needs the sleep because they partied until 4:00 a.m. in the morning am i right? [laughter] >> you swap? >> oh no. >> seats at. [laughter] [laughter] >> had no. i am so old at this point. nobody is even offering to like make me change. [laughter] but in this instance the woman walks on the plane of the mother is sitting in her seats already. >> i hate that. >> she went oh, you don't mind i'm sitting here, do you? so that old sow was trying to manipulate the passenger in front of these two kids. i do you know what? the woman was perfectly nice. if it had been to me i would have embarrassed the mom in front of her two kids. and a bed like don't grow up to be like your mother. because she is trying to passively aggressively manipulate me into giving her at my seat. and now she is going to have to go back on the plane and help she's sitting next to somebody who is about 800 pounds and cannot but the armrest down. >> it might, for me personally so you know where i rank here, fox applies me stowaway. this is not even pertain to me i'm holding onto a wheel. but a guy like you, what are you doing to you swap or no? >> first of all is a super medallion member i don't think i should have to swap. her wife and child were sitting were heat one to sit where i was sitting. i w sang no imports i never switches policy. and then i was like pretending she was my wife. [laughter] that's how i have a family. everyone it meets a differently progress the version of overboard she can go the back of my seat and beat single. i think that is a thing too. >> the strangest episode of how i met your mother. [laughter] anyway panel stick around. coming up some celebrity couples we love to love and some we love to hate. but do you know who your true ride or die couple would be? find out and play along with the panel, next. ♪ upbeat music ♪ ♪ upbeat music ♪ ♪ upbeat music ♪ ♪ upbeat music ♪ ♪ upbeat music ♪ ♪ upbeat music ♪ ♪ ♪ there it is. long before there is taylor swift and travis kelsey there is prince harry. like a lot of the above spent the last three years of bashing his privacy seeking wife but a h comes to shove our harry and meghan the most useless celebrity couple? i'm going to propose a few scenarios the panel will pick which power couple they want on went ontheir site in a game we l celebrity right or die couple sedition. are you ready to play? >> yes. you are playing a beer pong you need to teammates on your team. which a couple do you call? >> we hold them up like this? >> everyone here prince harry was also bombed at the mandalay bay they threw him out of the pool? >> dating hookers is not the same in progress stay out of this. it has nothing to do it this progress he is a british beer pong? you went apple pie in an nfl player progress are you going to debates with me? where a country singer, beer pong. >> that is true. >> american football player. don't make me beat you with this it. >> are they going to whip us is going be cheap beer i love it works. hugs it's more athletic. it's more athletic exactly. jimmy: question number two you're buying a used car they cannot pull your old one out the lake again. which couple would you rather buy a used car from? no. no i'm definitely picked. >> everyone goes a tete again too. >> i have a reason. >> what is your reason? >> and british cars are the worst cars on the planet. acute note these jokes have british automobiles, right? i say tete and travis for. >> ricketts of khartoum in better shape kuester. >> that will be a better model probably an american car better than a british car. >> low mileage for harry and meg of their climate experts they fly on private jets. question number three, the car deal falls through your back on the subway getting chased by hobbits and time travelers. who would you rather have defend you at the barefoot breakdance or tries to bust your lip while they bust a move? really too for them. why? >> there in the military dude. serve the country. >> he did not have a ham what he did not have shoulder pads but all he had was his will to live. and meghan markle was a fake lawyer so she can defend you in a court of law. jimmy: so would emily have not picking her offer. >> i will tackle you right now. i feel like to be honest it's probably no scenario you could ever name or i would pick these two as the better choice. i mean it right? >> he was in the military. okay fair. we will see let's test my theory. question number four. aliens have landed on earth exalt full care and demanding to speak to a manager. which couple would you rather have brokering peace with the martians? still question. >> know i will go with harry and meghan. due to why? i am thinking mars attacks they will be melted into guru. >> you'reureter has the get kil? >> that is what i'm thinking it's not going to end well for them. so would put them on the front lines in front of the martians and not tete and travis. >> yyour protecting your girl? trucks are going to have to do a lot of work to turn this room for harry and meghan sorry. question number five. the happy day has finally come and the u.s. has have two people to usher in peace. which couple would you send as a peace envoy to the middle east? >> mikey again with harry and meghan progress and international couple. foreign policy. it is america. it is britain. >> is not wrong. >> guides hold on. just because he is from a different commonwealth or whatever it's called, kingdom does not mean an inuit likes eir of them paid the thing about these two they may be both from the same country but the entire universe is obsessed with them positively. if we send them to broker peace are going have their heads in their bags and their body on a youtube video. and my rights? thank you. >> of britain, commonwealth. oppression. >> that is true that is true. >> it is a united kingdom. [laughter] let's me put a bow on this. what we have learned here is two of us spoke from the heart. two of us are terrified of offending taylor swift's online presence fo for g for a gutlesss big. >> what? >> the universe hates these two. [laughter] pricks they've actually seceded from the universe and not even a part of us like the royal family thing. any what you guys knocked it out of the park but do not expect to get invited. mike is opening for them. >> because you're a g good-looking. 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(car engine revs) (engine accelerating) (texting clicks) (tires squeal) (glass shattering) (loose gravel clanking) >> will come back america. if you enjoy steaks and burgerss listen up the united nations has its way the agriculture industry it will be asking americans to quote dramatically reduce our meat consumption for the sake of the planet very soon we could be asking the same question is that lovable old lady from the wendy's commercials. >> hey, where's the beef? >> the un going to have to pry a porterhouse from my cold dead hands? here to talk about the climate beef former u.s. a message of the un current republican presidential candidate nikki haley is in the house and the progress jimmy, it's great to be with you my friend. >> be honored i busted out my new jacket for my overweight figure skater for you pick. >> it is quite impressive let me tell you. [laughter] >> okay riddle me this. as a former un ambassador named nikki haley carmel where she to become the 47th president of the united states are they going to be serving steaks at the inauguration are are you going to feed everyone begin possible burgers? >> know we are not doing vegan burgers but i will tell you this, this is how ridiculous and what a farce the un is. first of all the food and agricultural agency at the un is headed up by a chinese communist party member. though he heads up the agency. that agency says the west needs to stop eating so much beef. and now the entire un is going to tell us which hurts our american farmers. which is literally less than 1% of global omissions. yet china is speeding up and doing is made permits as they can on their coal-fired plants of the getting on to the west about how much meat we eat. >> you are basically serving a porterhouse shape like a middle finger at your inauguration? [laughter] and i admire you for that. but sections get a picture of that. jimmy: it's all over it now but a year from not saturday night you find yourself in the white house. is there a go to cocktail her president nikki haley? >> i am a bubble girl i always like pink champagne. jimmy: next question best '80s hair band bon jovi or def leppard? do not embarrass me in sync your campaign and say winger. >> def leppard you say? no definite leopard hand that without question for bucks i love this is there a def leppard song that nikki haley can sing and karaoke? [laughter] >> have always told my husband if you see me singing karaoke take me home because something is very wrong. but having said that. [laughter] yes there are some great songs but pour some sugar on me is a great one. i don't know of any def leppard song that is not a fun dance song. it's great. >> i have to crush on one thing. at def leppard's age they are singing pour some splenda on me just so you know. nikki haley were the best. they still sing it well. jimmy: this is just between you and me everyone else cover your ears did you ever drag keg stand in college? >> yes. >> dammit right you did. love it. you went to clemson it is the law, right question without have to do it in the admissions office? let us go tigers. absolutely. >> because of your candor i think everybody else is catching on to paris next to my seo you got a cake stand on me, right girlfriend? >> sounds good. send everybody to nikki haley.com. >> done deal you are the best at. >> take care, thanks. jimmy: coming out my standup comedy specials coming to vaccination. i've got a sneak peek for you, next. ♪ the chase ink business premier card is made for people like sam, who make- everyday products, designed smarter. like a smart coffee grinder, that orders fresh beans for you. oh, genius! for more breakthroughs like that- i need a breakthrough card. like ours! with 2.5% cash back on purchases of $5,000 or more. plus unlimited 2% cash back on all other purchases. and with greater spending potential, sam can keep making smart ideas- a brilliant reality! the ink business premier card from chase for business. make more of what's yours. woman: who's that, who is that? cole: this is my puppy! woman: cancer. it's different in a child. because your child is still growing. charlie: i had 14 rounds of chemo. there's thousands and thousands of kids all over the world who need help. girl: it is my first time having cancer. and it's the very worst. spokesman: saint jude children's research hospital works day after day to find cures and save the lives of children with cancer and other life threatening diseases. woman: it's scary to watch your kid battle and fight for their lives. spokesman: 1 in 5 children diagnosed with cancer in the us will not survive. woman: childhood cancer is hard. it's a long road. you just have to give. you have to give someone that hope. and especially with them being so young. spokesman: please, call, go on line, or scan the qr code for only $19 a month. families never receive a bill from saint jude for treatment, travel, housing, or food, so they can focus on helping their child live. man: she grew up in this. so when we go to st. jude, she's happy, because that's her home. every time i take her to the doctor, she's excited because she gets to play. and that's all because of saint jude. spokesman: when you call or go online with your credit or debit card right now, we'll send you this saint jude t-shirt you can wear to show your support to help saint jude save the lives of these children. woman: [non-english speech] spokesman: let's cure childhood cancer together. 1 down, 9 to go. hey, what are you doing out here? i just had something picked up. oh my gosh, i'm having something delivered. carvana? you know carvana? searched it, bought it, scheduled it. ah, and here it is. you think carvana's good for buying, you should try selling one. oh my gosh, it's almost identical. you gotta have backup, you know what i say. good job hun. thanks. woo, i loved it once and i love it twice. uh, where is the other one? buy or sell your car with carvana today. ♪ ♪ there you are snow comes. welcome back to fox news saturday night. if you're unable to attend one of my comedy shows is your do not worry of got to shows (one in texas at december 9 the other in palm beach, florida december 16. you cannot make either of those shows here are some more good news. you can stream my comedy special generate eighth on fox nation here and here is an exclusive look in the making of my special. watch. 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