need a hand? no, thanks. do you mind? check this out: time-space continuum excursions. three days, two nights and you come back younger. oh, let s try something really different. the third ring of saturn. ck. let s go see the world s largest ball of twine. twine? one question: why? please let the answer be that you have a fever. t-t-t-twine? is that the brochure? and, if so, can i keep it in my basket? come on, hilda. we always go to the other realm, but we never get to see any real americana. at least tell me it s somewhere exotic. it s in kansas. oh, the paris of the midwest. a substantial ball of twine? why? just asking. oh, great. it s the green hornet. so, how s the report coming? i believe it will garner a fine grade. still haven t started yet. nope. tough, now you have to sign up for community service in the other realm. but i didn t do anything wrong! community service isn t just something professional athletes do to avoid jail. giving to the community makes yo
in peshawar, pakistan. at least 60 people were killed. it was the deadliest attack ever on the country s christian minority. in afghanistan, three american soldiers have been killed in a so-called insider attack. there is a memorial today for the victims of last monday s mass shooting at the washington navy yard. 12 people were killed in that attack. the gunman also died. it s been called the steve jobs time capsule has been found in aspen, colorado. it was buried by a group of tech gurus in 1983. its location was not known until now. among the items inside, a rubik s cube, an early apple mouse and a six-pack of beer. here s today s weather: rain likely in the east. frosty around the great lakes. cloudy and rainy in the pacific northwest. the week ahead will be warmer in the east, mostly sunny elsewhere except in the plains where there could be a storm or two. ahead, curtain up on fall pepper jack cheese, mushrooms, jalapeños, bacon, tomato and avocado. i call it, the
A wonderful thing to do with the family, especially if there are young kids at home, is to go to the movies. With the only theater in Telluride closed, that
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