one brain leaves! first question: what is the name of the invisible force that holds us to the earth? president trump? frankly, people still don t know all of the facts. no, we do know the facts. we ve known since the 1700s. secretary tillerson, your answer? i m not going to deal with petty stuff like that. i wouldn t call it petty. it s the cornerstone of all physics. back to you, president trump. when i make a statement, i like to be correct. i don t blame you, but you haven t yet made one. gentlemen, let s go over the rules. in order for us to assess your intelligence, you need to at least attempt to answer the question! secretary tillerson, your answer? i have answered that question repeatedly. no, no, you haven t. please, take a guess. i do not, and i will not operate that way. both are morons! but more importantly, we re all screwed! both are morons! we re all screwed! announcer: it s the late show with stephen colbert. tonight, russia s secr
one brain leaves! first question: what is the name of the invisible force that holds us to the earth? president trump? frankly, people still don t know all of the facts. no, we do know the facts. we ve known since the 1700s. secretary tillerson, your answer? i m not going to deal with petty stuff like that. i wouldn t call it petty. it s the cornerstone of all physics. back to you, president trump. when i make a statement, i like to be correct. i don t blame you, but you haven t yet made one. gentlemen, let s go over the rules. in order for us to assess your intelligence, you need to at least attempt to answer the question! secretary tillerson, your answer? i have answered that question repeatedly. no, no, you haven t. please, take a guess. i do not, and i will not operate that way. both are morons! but more importantly, we re all screwed! both are morons! we re all screwed! announcer: it s the late show with stephen colbert. tonight, russia s secr
featuring jon batiste and stay human, and stephen explors the ritz carlton presidential suite. now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( russian music playing ) stephen: whoo! thank you, jon! what s up, jon? good to see ya. how are ya? ( audience chanting stephen ) stephen: please have a seat, everybody! you re too kind. welcome to the late show. i m your host stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) well, i don t know if you heard the news, but, after nine years in prison, o.j. simpson was granted parole. that s right, the juice is loose! ( audience reacts ) jon: wow. wow. stephen: i think they re chanting juice! o.j. got away. orenthal is soaring, y all. finally, he has the opportunity to find the real killer. first step: buy a mirror. jon: whoa! stephen: okay? say what you want about o.j., he never met with sergei kislyak. ( laughter ) unlike his buddy, here. ( audience reacts ) come on,
human, and stephen explors the ritz carlton presidential suite. now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( russian music playing ) stephen: whoo! thank you, jon! what s up, jon? good to see ya. how are ya? ( audience chanting stephen ) stephen: please have a seat, everybody! you re too kind. welcome to the late show. i m your host stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) well, i don t know if you heard the news, but, after nine years in prison, o.j. simpson was granted parole. that s right, the juice is loose! ( audience reacts ) jon: wow. wow. stephen: i think they re chanting juice! o.j. got away. orenthal is soaring, y all. finally, he has the opportunity to find the real killer. first step: buy a mirror. jon: whoa! stephen: okay? say what you want about o.j., he never met with sergei kislyak. ( laughter ) unlike his buddy, here. ( audience reacts ) come on, now! don t be too harsh. that w
June is just around the corner, and you know that means extra super Pride LGBTQ events. But this week we’ve got plenty of queer stuff, as well as some other interesting arts and nightlife events for you to attend, in Going Out.