depictionave turkey. i mean, look at me. i m an abomination, a freak of nature, four stubby feathers. and where where s my waddle, my sole means of attracting a mate. without it i ll die alone and never know the sensuous touch of a hand. by the way, why do you even draw turkeys on thanksgiving. you kill us a onions in our anal cavities and eat us. you soulless monsters. all right, cbs, i m getting to it. happy thanksgiving, gobble, gobble, see you in hell. it s the late show with stephen colbert. tonight, stephen welcomes danny devito, max greenfield, and musical guest okay go. featuring jon batiste and stay human. city, it s stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) stephen: hey! hey, nice to see you. ( cheers and applause ) stephen: what s going on, chris? what s going on, mark ?rk hey, everybody. welcome to the late show everybody. i m your host, stephen colbert. happy thanksgiving eve! i have a lot to be thankful for. i have my friends i work with. we live in th
onions in our anal cavities and eat us. you soulless monsters. all right, cbs, i m getting to it. happy thanksgiving, gobble, gobble, see you in hell. it s the late show with stephen colbert. tonight, stephen welcomes danny devito, max greenfield, and musical guest okay go. featuring jon batiste and stay human. ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) stephen: hey! hey, nice to see you. stephen: what s going on, chris? what s going on, mark ?rk hey, everybody. welcome to the late show everybody. i m your host, stephen colbert. happy thanksgiving eve! i have a lot to be thankful for. i have my friends i work with. we live in the greatest country in the world, that s for sure. and you know who has a lot to be thankful donald trump. not only is he going to be the president, but he has the most amazing family. yesterday he told staffers at the new york times that his son-in-law jared kushner could help broker peace in the mi
onions in our anal cavities and eat us. you soulless monsters. all right, cbs, i m getting to it. happy thanksgiving, gobble, gobble, see you in hell. it s the late show with stephen colbert. tonight, stephen welcomes danny devito, max greenfield, and musical guest okay go. featuring jon batiste and stay human. city, it s stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) stephen: hey! hey, nice to see you. stephen: what s going on, chris? what s going on, mark ?rk hey, everybody. welcome to the late show everybody. i m your host, stephen colbert. happy thanksgiving eve! i have a lot to be thankful for. i have my friends i work with. we live in the greatest country in the world, that s for sure. and you know who has a lot to be thankful for? not only is he going to be the president, but he has the most amazing family. yesterday he told staffers at the new york times that his son-in-law jared kushner could help broker peace in the middle east. and after that, maybe he could
onions in our anal cavities and eat us. you soulless monsters. all right, cbs, i m getting to it. happy thanksgiving, gobble, gobble, see you in hell. it s the late show with stephen colbert. tonight, stephen welcomes danny devito, max greenfield, and musical guest okay go. featuring jon batiste and stay human. city, it s stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) stephen: hey! hey, nice to see you. stephen: what s going on, chris? what s going on, mark ?rk hey, everybody. welcome to the late show everybody. i m your host, stephen colbert. happy thanksgiving eve! i have a lot to be thankful for. i have my friends i work with. we live in the greatest country in the world, that s for sure. and you know who has a lot to be thankful f not only is he going to be the president, but he has the most amazing family. yesterday he told staffers at the new york times that his son-in-law jared kushner could help broker peace in the middle east. and after that, maybe he could br
you kill us and stuff bread and onions in our anal cavities and eat us. you soulless monsters. all right, cbs, i m getting to it. happy thanksgiving, gobble, gobble, see you in hell. it s the late show with stephen colbert. tonight, stephen welcomes danny devito, max greenfield, and musical guest okay go. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) stephen: hey! hey, nice to see you. ( cheers and applause ) stephen: what s going on, chris? what s going on, mark ?rk hey, everybody. welcome to the late show everybody. i m your host, stephen colbert. happy thanksgiving eve! i have a lot to be thankful for. i have my friends i work with. we live in the greatest country in the world, that s for sure. and you know who has a lot to be thankful for? donald trump. not only is he going to be the president, but he has the most amazing family. yesterday he told staffers