i cuss gratuitously. subject matter is another story. this is gonna be a good show. are there any subjects that are never appropriate for humor? people say a good comedian doesn t have to cuss. and i thought, now that s [bleep] rubbish. how dirty is too dirty? why is all that so funny? i don t know. what you re about to hear is going to shock and disgust you. if you choose to go blue, you ve got to do it right. dirty for the sake of dirty, there s nothing worse than that. you must promise me something. you won t get me in any trouble on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] listen, i will be cussing tonight. now, just so s you know. no, i will. i will. don t [bleep] oh me. not allowing an artist to use the word [bleep] is like not allowing a guitarist to use the chord e. it s possible to play the instrument, but why the [bleep] would you bother? now don t wave your finger at me! you knew when you got here there d be cussing. the last thing co
that was my water. i was raised by parents who spoke explicitly. there s something about growing up not knowing that talking about your vagina or penises was taboo. now, if you haven t done it before, ladies, go home and treat yourself. do it tonight. just give your man a little, a little push, push, in the tush, tush. give him a little atari. my whole comedy career i ve been told to be less dirty and i would get more work if i just toned it down a little bit. and it s crazy to me that a highbrow publication like the new yorker would be interested in interviewing me about why i find it funny to butt-finger a man. i don t think there s any subject that s off limits. i actually did that joke in alabama, right? these three rednecks met me after the show man.
before, ladies go home and treat yourself, do it tonight. just give your man a little push push in the tush tush, just give him a little atari. my whole comedy career i ve been told to get less dirty and i would get more work if i toned it down a little bit. it s crazy to me that highbrow publication like new yorker would be interested in interviewing me about why i find it funny to butt finger a man. i don t think there s any subject that s off limits. the other day a guy told me to suck a bag of booe [ beep ] what we re consider offensive evolves with every generation.