First Put Chip Pads Back on. Happy Monday, Everyone. Monday all right. Over the Weekend, Donald HeuMp held a rally in butleryone pennsylvania, the site of the first assassination atteMpt. Ldallyn he spoke froM behind a p Made of plexiglass, the saMe Materialt. Ke fro they used to b nancy pelosi. Not to be outdone, KaMala Harris Will join The VieW Where the Secret Service Will have Harpoon Guns in case the cast gets hungry. Youre booing. Get hiM out of here. On tuesday, hoWard Stern Onll IntervieW KaMala Harris. Shes Well prepared, having Worked for years under a different Ma tn. Ill. Ill take it. After a seven Monthke it. Investigation, a large shipMent of Elephant Tranquilizer has been seized on long island. No W, hoW Will i sleep . Asks one WoMan. I thought that Was going My Way. A Frontier Jet caught fire during a hard landing at the las vegas airport. The coMpany quickly responded by Announcina Tg theyre back. The sMoking section. In a rare Solo IntervieW earlier tonight, KaMala Ha
Have you . You you wIll all be mIne tonIght. Happy monday, everyone. Okay. Democrats supporter IdentIfIed as ryan ruth was arrested for tryIng to assassInat aree Donals Trump on a Golf Course. ,whatever happenedsa. AskIng If you can playough through It seems IT Would be assassIn was able to gett jut just a few hundred yards away from trump. Apparently the shooter found the only Golf Course wIth a Slanted Sand Tra tp. Too soon. As You Know, thIs Is the second tIme trump has survIved multIple You K shots and accordr to an expert, hell just need for more lIke that. ImmedIately, pundIts trIed to blame It On trumps rhetorIec regardIng sprIngfIeld, ohIo, but the accused shooter wasntsh. We know thIs because he wasnt eatIng a Cate Accur W now youre loosenIng up. He needed a catch to get started. Of course, the medIa claIms the motIve cats of the Trump Hag Suspect are unknown. But thIs Is stranghee. Hares campaIgn has already asked hIm to moderate the next debate Is stra. Thankfully, the would
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Tony orlanDo. Hes hung lIke, wow. Sorry. Happy monDay, everyone. So as Kamala HarrIs prepares for tomorrows Debatmorrowse, R AIDe to HIllary ClInton Is playIng trump In Mockern Isys rehearsals. So If harrIs loses anD that guy goes mIssInges, know who to blae. Bum not sayIng she kIlls kIlls people, but Im not notno sayIng It. Now, The Debate Is planneD for 90 mInutes, whIch gIves Kamalas HusbanD whIch enough tIme to knock up three nannIes. MeanwhIle, DonalD Trump Is busy tryIng to make Kamala Feel at home by also knockIng up a nannhome bg upy. The Debate Is expecteDs to feature two commercIal breaks, one break to take Kamalas WIne OrDebreak Tor AnDh other to take her seconD wInere orDer. NancY PelosI claIms that trump mIght skIp The DebatmIght gee, k I know cowarDIce when I see It. True, Its the Fear She Seese sz In her husbanDs eyes when she puts on a one pIec here. Hey, you DIsgust me. One challenge for Kamala Pollsters claImD Amon HarrIs fallIng behInD among male voters In key states
Yes. I feel like willie brown. Yeah, its begun. Happy tuesda gy. So San Francisco 49 ers player Ricky Pearsall Will Missg at least four games after being shot during an Bey Whereasobber the Detroit Lions call it the off season. Kamala harris is being called out for wearing Headphonest Ason and holding Hel Phone up to her ear. It hit spike wearing a belt and suspenders this to avoid The Press while boarding Air T Avrce two. What do you think she could be listening to that wass on Soi Importanngt . How to act like a normal human being. Audio book. Chapter one remember occurred comes after a noun. A noun is a person, place or thing. A verb is a word to describe action. And whatever you do, keep your husband away from that. End of chapter one. Yeah. Hep in narnia. Who hasnt . Meanwhile camilla is being accused of using a fake accent while giving a speech in detroit. Worse, after giving a speech in pittsburg speech, president is being accused of using englisburgh. But you have to give Kamal