Latching on to your face. Announcer its the late show with stephen colbert. Tonight hot mess plus, stephen welcomes john oliver. And joe namath. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Stephen cheers and applause stephen hey hello cheers and applause please, have a seat. Welcome, one and all, to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. cheers and applause its friday. Thats a friday crowd right there. I hope everybody is cuddled up with a loved one tonight and then shoving them away because its too damn hot. laughter because the country is in the middle of a massive heat wave. This week, it has been 90 degrees or warmer for nearly 90 of americans. Let me put it this way if you know anyone who uses natural deodorant, no longer know them. laughter now, if youre wondering what that kind of heat looks like on a map, check it out. There it is. In fact, if you zoom in, youll see new jersey is now just a flamin hot
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[ cheers and applause ] and they dont tweet a lot. First Lady Melania Trump gave a speech at the u. N. Today where she unveiled her Halloween Costume for this year, sexy grimace. [ cheers and applause ] during Melania Trumps u. N. Speech today she spoke out against bullying, and then her husband took the stage to give the rebuttal. [ laughter and applause ] it can be very helpful. Its a helpful tool for life. [ light laughter ] during the same speech Melania Trump encouraged the next generation to live by the golden rule. Which i think she and donald take literally. [ laughter and applause ] several states are considering using paper ballots in the midst of concerns about russian interference in the 2016 election. Also considering using a paper ballot, eric trump. [ laughter and applause ] slide it under the door when youre done, father. Father, i left you a note under the door. I forgot to put my name on it father. [ laughter ] ill be out here. [ light laughter ] scientists had discov
[ cheers and applause ] and they dont tweet a lot. First Lady Melania Trump gave a speech at the u. N. Today where she unveiled her Halloween Costume for this year, sexy grimace. [ cheers and applause ] during Melania Trumps u. N. Speech today she spoke out against bullying, and then her husband took the stage to give the rebuttal. [ laughter and applause ] it can be very helpful. Its a helpful tool for life. [ light laughter ] during the same speech Melania Trump encouraged the next generation to live by the golden rule. Which i think she and donald take literally. [ laughter and applause ] several states are considering using paper ballots in the midst of concerns about russian interference in the 2016 election. Also considering using a paper ballot, eric trump. [ laughter and applause ] slide it under the door when youre done, father. Father, i left you a note under the door. I forgot to put my name on it father. [ laughter ] ill be out here. [ light laughter ] scientists had discov
[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and they dont tweet a lot. First Lady Melania Trump gave a speech at the u. N. Today where she unveiled her Halloween Costume for this year, sexy grimace. [ cheers and applause ] during Melania Trumps u. N. Speech today she spoke out against bullying, and then her husband took the stage to give the rebuttal. [ laughter and applause ] it can be very helpful. Its a helpful tool for life. [ light laughter ] during the same speech Melania Trump encouraged the next generation to live by the golden rule. Which i think she and donald take literally. [ laughter and applause ] several states are considering using paper ballots in the midst of concerns about russian interference in the 2016 election. Also considering using a paper ballot, eric trump. [ laughter and applause ] slide it under the door when youre done, father. Father, i left you a note under the door. I forgot to put my name on it father. [ laughter ] ill be out here. [ light laughter ] scientis