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Transcripts For FOXNEWS Gutfeld 20240706



why are cities in so much trouble. let s start with san fran, the biday by the bay. appoappointed stores straighp closed, the only thing they weren t stealing from walgreen is toilet paper. $5 million, guaranteed incomes, homes for 1 dollar as family. to get a sweet deal like that you need to have the last name biden. this is happening while theft, violence and homelessness skyrocket. especially minority communities. it s like instead of solving the problems before them they offered pie in the sky i had i idioccies. let s burn down the house instead. ironic knee, this version of rep rations could cause a civil war. we found a war over a tax on tea, the rep rations deal makes that look like an argument over a parking spot. cnn reporter s car got robbed, was a laptop filled with fake news: terrible. and from the description, the perp sounds like a desperate loser with no respect for the law. shortly after a former police commissioner says becoming victimized is part of ....

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Transcripts For BBCNEWS BBC News 20240707



prepare to watch the show s final episode. the opening ceremony of the 22nd commonwealth games takes place in birmingham tonight. prince charles will represent the queen and 30,000 people will be inside the alexander stadium, with millions more watching around the world. the show will include performances from local music and dance groups, emphasising the city s diversity. more than 5,000 athletes are set to compete over a packed 11 days. they will be representing 72 nations and territories. the queen s baton will also be a key part of that ceremony, after being carried for 294 days through commonwealth countries. athletes will compete in 19 sports and 280 medal events, which will include for the first time women s t20 cricket, 3 on 3 basketball and 3 on 3 wheelchair basketball. also for the first time, there are more medals for women than for men, and para events are all part of the main games. 0ur sports reporterjoe lynsky explains what s in store. they have waited fo ....

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Transcripts For BBCNEWS Breakfast 20240707

last night and comedian and actor sir lenny henry carried it on the last leg. and good morning from alexander stadium. pack tonight for the opening ceremony. and we have another sporting event on sunday because england now know they will because england now know they will be facing germany in the final of the euros at wembley after germany beat france last night. and more disruption on the railways. passengers are being warned that services are likely to be affected this morning because of the knock on effect of yesterday s strike action. and i am here on one of australia s most famous roads. it is ramsay street, the home of neighbours and we will speak to some of the stars as fans get ready for the finale. a fairly cloudy start for many. we have rain across northern england. it will be pushing north into scotland. and either side, sunshine and showers. all the details throughout the programme. it s thursday, 28thjuly. welcome to birmingham. the camera showing you the council ....

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Transcripts For BBCNEWS BBC News 20240707



died at the age of 93. legal history will be made later today as broadcasters will air judges sentencing remarks from crown courts in england and wales for the first time time following a change in the law. # everybody needs good neighbours.# and farewell to neighbours after four decades teary eyed fans in australia prepare to watch the show s final episode. hello and welcome if you re watching in the uk or around the world. the opening ceremony of the 22nd commonwealth games takes place in birmingham tonight. prince charles will represent the queen and 30,000 people will be inside the alexander stadium, with millions more watching around the world. the show will include performances from local music and dance groups, emphasising the city s diversity. more than 5,000 athletes are set to compete over a packed 11 days. they will be representing 72 nations and territories. the queen s baton will also be a key part of that ceremony, after being carried for 294 days throu ....

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Transcripts For FOXNEWSW FOX 20240623



having. hello from new york city. the only thing higher than the rent is the table. it s a mess in this town. are you smoking marijuana? he s like no. he said you go then. let s meet tonight s panel because it s a hot one. cohost the biggest untestable time, justin timberlake is to driving karen fisher is here and we are excited. was that too soon for timberlake for your latest disaster? too soon for both. i was waiting. timberlake if you want to help, he has a new album out, the only cover photo from the son. joining us in the middle, something to stand for hit theaters june 27 and according to the e-mail from his publicist, i should mention his new movie something to stand for june 27, multi media back on the show, great to have you on aga again. it s great to be had again for the%. we had an interview for you be in studio. we didn t feel like that was a show. [laughter] it was great fun. i want to give you credit because most big-name celebrities to ....

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