happy thursday, everybody. all right. let s get to the news. doctors in massachusettsand me have successfully transplanted a pig kidney inte o patient, a which is a medical milestone. the patient is recoveringg nicely and the donor is expected to work to return to wor ik day. ha ha ha ha. you kind hoped, but. yeah, i know. researchers saf y that lonelines is worse on your health and alcoholism, obesity and smokin g. so you better see a doctor. keith it s very lonely. so lonely. they don t even laugh. rumors are circulating online that french emmanuel macron sat wife, is actually a ma frencn and we d like to dispel these rumors by going to her for commenl tht. m no i can assure you, not a man cares for fans. glad we settled that. a trio of child bank dubbed the little rascals were arrested in houston. authoritie rrss them by followig a trail of snot in cheerios. airline ceos planning to meet with disaster prone boeing to discuss productio n. here they are arriving to com
. yes. everybody. happ yes. all right. tuesday, tuesday, everyone.iron so environmental activistsment t are pushing to make it legal to turn human cadavers into, compost. now, after all, it s okay to turn them into presidents. terrible joke. in a recent post on abc s keith olbermann expressed hope that donald trump gets wantssinated. although if trump wants his career killed, he should hire olbermann s agentd . where is he? lawyers for donald trump say it s impossible for him to post the $460 million bond imposed by a state> why yo. after all, this is new york.dgef if he wants to be releasedte without bond, he should try killing somebody. new data from the fbi claims that the us crime rate is dropping. let s look at this graph while stab you.making a florida bartender is making headlines for her. $30 hurricane shot, which is aad shot of liquor by a slap in the face. i don t know whi why not just by an $8 shot and tell some chicks he s fat? a sexist would say yes. i that
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i know, i know. i agree. i agree. all right, greg, greg, greg, it s friday. so, you know, that means let s welcome tonight s guest. his hair enters the 5e minutes before he does the host of jesse watters, prime timene author of the new book get itet together. jesse,her what he s got arms and steel and legs of titanium.x fox news contributor jenny, co, joe in college, she once experimented with the new york times best sellingbes drugs. this contributor gotelling a to when a tow truck needs a tow, they calffl new york times bet selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion r guy. right before we get too some new stories, let s do this greg s leftovers. all righty. it s the leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use thises week. and as always, it s my first time reading them. so i wnews thif they , well, pug joe mackey by making him thk. jesse s boo so today is young as you feel day to celebrate president is planning a quiet dinner with his obam quieta to
welcome to hannity this monday night. wow. a lot of news tonight. tonight,annity , joe biden repoi anxious and angry over his reelection prospects. why in poll after poll after poll? well, donald trump is beating the current president demographically. joe is losing huge parts of his base. g hu he s losing huge numbers with african-americans, hispanicgeumbers americans, peo, suburban moms. they re leaving him. and now democrats, the biden campaign, the mob and the media, they arthe moe all despee and i mean desperate. now, some would even say that, well, the left is bracing for a political bloodbats brach whih is why they are desperately now praying that donald esperate trump spends the next 231 days in courtrooms all across america. in the hope, said joe biden s weaponized department of justice biden s, help joey w the day. but whatever you do, just don t the day.call it a bloodbath or democrats, they will accuse you of fomentingl ac violence. the same people that said, t