Make a wish, hanukkah. Thats right, President Trump hosted a hanukkah reception at the white house. Its his favorite holiday because no matter how hard he tries, he cant misspell it. [ laughter ] in a new interview, House Speaker nancy pelosi said that she never watched President Trump on the apprentice, and then trump said he never watched her on golden girls. [ light laughter ] you were blanche, right . According to reports, Rudy Giuliani has reached a divorce settlement with his third wife they opted for divorce after she realized he was difficult to live with, and he realized she didnt have any dirt on joe biden. [ laughter ] according to reports, during a hunting trip to mongolia earlier this year, donald trump jr. Killed an endangered sheep even worse, he bored it to death by reading from his book [ laughter ] Time Magazine has announced that teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg is its 2019 person of the year when asked what she thought about time, thunberg said, we probably h
Questlove 1173 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much, everybody. What a crowd what a great crowd already welcome everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. Thank you so much for being here [ cheers and applause weve got a great show for you guys tonight well you guys, this is huge, earlier today, House Democrats unveiled the official articles of impeachment against president trump, which the media called giant, historic, and a very big deal. Thats right, the impeachment has now reached baby yoda status [ laughter ] as she announced the charges against trump, nancy pelosi called it a solemn day. Yeah, you could barely tell she was flossing behind the podium [ laughter ] the charges against the president are very grave a solemn day. [ cheers and applause at the press conference, adam schiff said for congress, the impeachment is not a matter of facts, it is rather a question of duty. Trump heard that and was like, hey, speaking of question of
Comedian Orlando Leyba and the featuring the legendary roots crew and now here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, wow come on, now oh my goodness welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, youre here [ cheers and applause you guys, im so excited about this eddie murphy is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause i love eddie so much in fact, earlier today i realized his career really sums up what President Trump is going through right now. [ light laughter ] ill show you what i mean. You see, 48 hrs ago, trump got impeached. In fact, things got so bad he even considered trading places with mike pence. [ laughter ] yep, trump had no idea bribing ukraine would boomerang back at him [ laughter ] and now impeachment will be a stain that follows him for the rest of his life. [ laughter ] yeah, trump was sending hundreds of tweets people thought that he was delirious. [ laughter ] in fact, trump was so mad he considered
His lawyers has been really busy causing the impeachment hearings [ laughter ] President Trump on friday called for an Environmental Review of bathroom fixtures [ light laughter ] and claimed that, quote, people are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times as opposed to once. [ light laughter ] huh . Apparently its harder than i thought to get rid of a wedding ring [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause Time Magazine has released its list of finalists for person of the year, which includes President Trumps personal attorney Rudy Guiliani though im pretty sure he hasnt been a person since 1649 [ laughter and applause a team of three men announced last week they have set a new Cross Country speed record driving from manhattan to los angeles in 28 hours. How did you get from new york to l. A. That fast . Said spirit airlines. [ laughter and applause an arizona man recently registered a swarm of bees as emotional support animals. [ light laughter ] and so far theyre doing a great job. [ laughter an
[ laughter ] President Trump this morning promoted the opening of his resort maralago for the season, tweeting i will be there in two weeks, the southern white house. Which is weird because i thought this was the southern white house. [ laughter ] following numerous reports about his inability to build support from africanamerican voters, mayor Pete Buttigieg said in a new interview that he has a lot more work to do to earn the trust of the black Community Unfortunately his very next words were my name is pete and im here to say [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause during last nights House Committee meeting on impeachment, republican Louie Gohmert became the first person to publicly name the suspected ukraine whistleblower said gohmert, look, this all started with melania yall got Holiday Plans . [ laughter and applause the white house held a Congressional Ball this evening, while Mitch Mcconnell held two president ial balls [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause a cali