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And e. T. Starts right now. Merry christmas eave from new york city, everyone. We hope youre having a wonderful day surrounded by friends and family. Absolutely. And lets kick it off with one of the most famds families in tv history, the brady bunch. We got to spend so much time with them this year and in years past eyeball, even celebrated the holidays together. Here we go. You cant have the angel. Its a very Brady Christmas tree. Peter. Oh, thats not going to work. Sorry, greg, didnt see you there. This is the perfect decoration for us, the tarantula. Nice. Not on me. Where is alice when you need her . Action. Ill get it. Yup, we were there back in 1988 for a veriy Brady Christmas special. It was the iris time the cast reunited since the show went off air in 1974. What is christmas other than a spirit and a tree in the corner and and a lot of love around. This is a very special christmas for us. The strange thing for me is how at home i feel here. Amazing. And at a set. And e. T. Was
Merry christmas eave from new york city, everyone. We hope youre having a wonderful day surrounded by friends and family. Absolutely. And lets kick it off with one of the most famds families in tv history, the brady bunch. We got to spend so much time with them this year and in years past eyeball, even celebrated the holidays together. Here we go. You cant have the angel. Its a very Brady Christmas tree. Peter. Oh, thats not going to work. Sorry, greg, didnt see you there. This is the perfect decoration for us, the tarantula. Nice. Not on me. Where is alice when you need her . Action. Ill get it. Yup, we were there back in 1988 for a veriy Brady Christmas special. It was the iris time the cast reunited since the show went off air in 1974. What is christmas other than a spirit and a tree in the corner and and a lot of love around. This is a very special christmas for us. The strange thing for me is how at home i feel here. Amazing. And at a set. And e. T. Was there every step of the way