and for the first time, the chilling calls for help from inside that elementary school. please hurry. i m hearing shots. they are coming, they are coming. norah: two black hawk helicopters collide, killing nine american soldiers. why this nighttime exercise went horribly wrong. this is a truly tragic loss. russia has arrested an american journalist on the suspicion of espionage. russian security officials claim that evan gershkovich, he works for the wall street journal, was trying to obtain classified information. we have another severe weather outbreak coming, as the areas still trying to recover from last week s storm outbreak are included in this risk. hello, friends. norah: and sports broadcasting legend jim nantz reflects on a nearly-four-decade career covering march madness. being able to have this seat for that long, to tell so many stories, and document so many great events, no regrets. norah: good evening to our viewers in the
plus kang has come to a classic board game, candiland now comes with an insulin pump. and my guest michael sheen plays a 1960s researcher of human sexualityity, yet another job made obsolete by the internet. a new study says break fast is no longer the most important meal of the day. it has fallen to 8th place. this is the colbert report. (cheers and applause) (cheers and applause) stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen: thank you very much, thank you, welcome to the report, everybody. good to have you with us. (cheers and applause) thanks, everybody. it s wonderful to be here. as i said, folks, folks, it s so good. it s so good. thank you. i think you know i need your energy, folks t is so good. it is so good to have you with us. and it s good to have me with you. please v a seat. because folks, i was on brake the last two weeks, finally got to some long delayed projects in my woodworking shop. i have been trying to mak
not counting the kneeldown to end the first half. seattle scored on all three of their offensive possessions. and they scored twice when they didn t even have the ball. complete domination by seattle in the first 30 minutes of this game. joe: we ll see how the seahawks start the second half. as prater will kick it away. and percy harvin is back. he had one kick returned for 58 yards in his one regular season game against his former team, the vikings. and just prop it up. good kick by prater. now, he takes off. and percy harvin gets free. percy harvin. he s down to the 30. he s going to go. touchdown, seattle. troy: how about that, joe. they pop it up because they don t want percy harvin to return this ball. and just terrible play by special teams of the denver broncos in coverage. they had a number of guys with an opportunity to make a play on percy harvin before he got going. and once he did, there s nobody on this field, nobody can run like percy harvin. joe: hip surg
the guest tonight mr. george clooney. [cheers and applause] i m going to let you enjoy that for a little bit because first we re going to talk about syria. [ laughter ] this is kind of the spinach of world news. [ laughter ] you gotta eat it before you get your clooney sundae. [ laughter ] how bad have thinging gotten in syria? nor than two million refugees have fled the country. homs still under bon bardment. historical sites pounded into rubble but not to worry people, the world finally getting together to no, no. [ laughter ] not that example. there you go. [ laughter ] coming up on round two of the syrian peace talks in geneva. we re going to hear a recap from the algerian u.n. special envoy to syria. what is the word about homs. homs haven t been able to do something. [ laughter ] jon: okay, okay. hey, man, you know what? fine that s just one city. this is the u.n. this is the united united states is the west and the east getting together. what about all the prison
guests describe themselves at two girls, two guys and a whole lot of feeling. fine but they re still splitting one cheese plate. new york city is running low on road salt. no wonder my commute was so bland. this is the cole bert report captioning sponsored by comedy central . thank you ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the report. stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen: folks, thank you sovp. ladies and gentlemen, i don t say this every night when i go on air. there is no doubt that tonight i am in a terrific mood. yes, yes! it s freezing out. yes, dirty slush is everywhere, and yes i had to push a frail woman in front of a salt truck to get a cab (laughter) once again my apologies to doris kearns goodwin. but still i could not be happier because yesterday the congressional budget office released projections on the number of jobs obamacare will cost and the news is horrible. (laughter) jim? turn