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all right. thanks, hannity.g nei got to go . right. went got some big news, i apparently. all right. thanks so much. i m laura ingraham.ng thisra is ingram angle from washington tonight. my angle in just a few moments ,but we begin with a fox news alert. all right. to be on primaries tonight, wyoming, where polls have justt closed and never trump her hero. liz cheney may be headed forer defeat in the house gop primary. and in alaska, voters are stills deciding the fate of senator lisa murkowski fox as chief political anchor bret bearch is at the big board. with all the details bret. hey, h laura . good evening. it looks like a very bad night for liz cheney in wyoming. let s start there.se this house race again, primary where the trump backed candidate harriet hageman has a big lead now. and remember, this is early vote coming in around the state. there s only one congressional . strict heree but the vote that we re seeing traditionally the trump backed candidates have done be
Judge jeanine im here along with harold ford junior and its 5 00 in new york cityi. And this is the five. Et Move Over Dark Brandon and get ready for mima lord biden thes way to when back young voters is more internet posts looking foro a job listing to manage daytoday operations and engaging the internets top content and meme pages team joko doing everything they can to make the 81yearold look like Justin Bieber and i connect with gen z voters. Es sadly there is not enough memes in the world to make him look any younger especially when a candidate keeps looking like he escaped a nursing home. The lackluster candidate gettin lackluster support. The Biden Campaign in New Hampshire getting mocked for being sparsely attended in one and alyssa said im waiting for someone to shout bingo. En look to scarborough to defend the strategy. Joe biden when he steps off joe biden is about normalcy and by the way, you dont think thats a winning message fore ri 2024, you were not talking to the right
Thank you. Thank you. Happy thursday, everyone. So everybodys been askingn my i did on my vacation and the theories were floatevacatid that wasnt really a vacation at all, that it was some sort of forced leavtion at t e of ab no, nothing could be further from the truth. Heres a little montage i putger together of all the things i did in my week off. My roll it. Yeah, i dont like to usuallye talk about my volunteer work, but you forced my handtok. I wa so im just glad i was able to to share it with all of you. So lets get to some jokesshar e a video went viral this week of a dog in florida who was born with lime green fur. N fowhen asked why the dog had green fur, his Breeder Repliedph ,that means hes not ripe yet. Come on, man. I know. Joe biden once again claimed that he used to drive t 18 wheelers. Hes right here. It18 is a tree virus is threatening the world supply of chocolatee viru. Not on my watch, said one former officiaonl in a port near stockholm. Stock swedish Customs Officia