Greg yes i know, i know, i know. Yeah. Glad you liked those pictures. Happy tuesday, everyone. So top democrats are saying that one more biden gaffe could be the nail in the coffin. Ha jokes on them joes being cremated. A parkinsons doctor visited the White House ten times last year, but the administration said the specialist was scheduled for only one checkup but joe kept wanting more lollipops. According to Fox News digital, during a meeting with his national finance committee, biden told people to stop questioning him, and that was after someone asked why are you pooping on the rug. [ laughter ] to save his reelection bid, President Biden has reportedly been working the phones, and by working the phones they mean these. Whoopi goldberg said she didnt care if Joe Biden pooped his pants, shed still vote for him. Well, who knew when joe said if you dont vote for me, you aint black, he meant his underpants. Terrible. You like the Poop Jokes today, Congressional House democrats held clos
Hello and welcome to our look ahead to what the papers will be bringing us tomorrow. With me are the daily mirror columnist, susie boniface known as the fleet street fox and madeline grant, who s the daily telegraph s parliamentary sketch writer, as well as a columnist for the paper, too. Welcome to both of you. The daily mail says england will have to wait untiljuly 19th before all covid restrictions are eased, in a move likely to anger some mps, business leaders and hospitality chiefs. The daily telegraph also sastune 21st in england will no longer herald a full return to normality, after borisjohnson resigned himself to a delay of up to four weeks in lifting remaining covid restrictions. The sun calls it a blow to football fans if the date gets pushed back, as the euro 2020 final wouldn t be able to played out in front of a full wembley stadium, and pubs would have to stick to the rule of six indoors. The guardian has keir starmer accusing borisjohnson of a lack of courage over
the new first family dog whosels taste for human flesh rivals the anyw cast of outnumbered. you didn t know that, did you? anyway, the first dog they got for publicit thet y major had aa the road for biting. he was part german shepherd, in part. brian stelter, of course,ccused joe accused when secret agent of lying about being bitten. at lm in we know the teeth weren t joe s. he keeps them in a jar on top of the nightstand. nethel now, in the last majores wasas replaced by commander who is now biting people. peop commander big seven people over a four month period, includinfour-mg two secret serv agents and a worker at biden s delaware home. but but, hey, you d be a crankh dog, too, if they kept blamingto you for the messes thatleaves joe leaves on the carpet o. okay you re terrible. okay, i ll take it. h or but that s only the eighth or ninth worst thing that happened to biden white house this week. and now house speaker kevin mccarthyk an is using w the i-word. that s i
in jerusalem. u.s. secretary of state antony blinken is scheduled meet with several arab leaders today as the u.s. tries cool tensions in the middle east. blinken is in amman, jordan where he will meet with his counterparts from jordan, egypt, saudi arabia, the united arab emirates and qatar. a palestinian authority will also be in attendance. the trip comes after he met with israeli leaders in an attempt to get them to agree to humanitarian pauses in the war against hamas. we need to do more to protect palestinian civilians. we ve been clear that as israel conducts his campaign to defeat hamas, how it does so matters. it matters because it s the right and lawful thing to do. prime minister benjamin netanyahu is refusing the idea of a cease fire, saying the more than 240 hostages still held by hamas must be released first. the united states would not agree to a cease fire after, the bombing of pearl harbor or after the terrorist attack of 9/11. israel will not agree to