Our friend carson daly, of course, the hard part was getting the mashed potatoes into everyone his bacon cheese burger. [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] seth our next guest is an thats right oscar and emmynominated actress trumps doctor would put you know from such films as cauliflower into trumps mashed potatoes to improve his diet cape fear and natural born i mean, its interesting killers. If that works, can we try it out you can see her on the blumhouse with other stuff tv series sacred lies the singing bones on Facebook Watch [ laughter and applause with new episodes every [ cheers and applause thursday lets take a look. What exactly led you out i only signed it, because it was in my mashed potatoes. Here she did in a new interview, senator [ cheers and applause Elizabeth Warren discussed the seth welcome back, my experience of running for friend this is so exciting president and said it can be seth its very exciting, right . You guys are always looking for quote, thrilling but a
Sake, he denied it. [ laughter ] this week is shark week on the discovery channel, as well as on cnn. [ laughter ] President Trump has appointed Anthony Scaramucci as the new communications director. Scaramucci. That sounds like what you would call that guy if you couldnt remember his name. [ laughter ] hey, give me that new guy you know, the scaramucci with the hair [ laughter ] according to reports, President Trump is so unhappy with attorney general Jeff Sessions that he is considering replacing him with former new york city mayor rudy giuliani. Damn. Thats like being so unhappy with your wife, that youre considering replacing her with rudy giuliani. [ laughter ] President Trumps soninlaw and senior adviser, jared kushner, testified in front of senate today about a 2016 meeting with a russian lawyer who promsied damaging information on Hillary Clinton. But kushner told them he already knew about that ellen video. [ laughter ] seth we have video will bring down ms. Clinton. [ light l
[ light laughter ] look at that guy. He did not work on his hair that long to go on the radio. [ laughter ] he probably cant reach orgasm without at least two cameras on him. [ laughter ] look at him. Hes like a televangelist without the humility. Ladies and gentlemen, the mooch [ cheers and applause ] white house give it up for the mooch White House Communications director Anthony Scaramucci reportedly told his staff today, quote, youre either going to stop leaking, or youre going to get fired. Replied the leaker, you cant fire me, im the president. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the girl scouts have announced that they will offer 23 new badges focused on science, technology, engineering and math, while the boy scouts have announced theyre just going to lay low for a while. [ laughter ] President Trump spoke yesterday at the boy Scout Jamboree and bragged about his election victory over hillary clinton. And every scout in attendance earned the merit badge for eye rolling. [ laug
A russian lawyer who promsied damaging information on Hillary Clinton. But kushner told them he already knew about that ellen video. [ laughter and applause ] thats right. New jersey will soon become the third state raise the smoking age to 21, but thats what happens when you elect a health nut as your governor. [ laughter and applause ] thats right. New jersey will raise the smoking age to 21, while boston is raising the drinking age to five. [ laughter ] fours too young. Its just too young to drink. [ light laughter ] theyre always knocking over their beer, just wasting it. [ laughter ] a canadian Toothpick Company is selling luxury toothpicks for 25 per pack. Incidentally, luxury toothpick is ivankas nickname for jared. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] did you hear . Did you hear . He called him a luxury toothpick. [ laughter ] and finally, a Texas Coffee Company is recalling one of its roasts after male customers reported a viagralike effect. Wives are calling it the wors
Look at that guy. He did not work on his hair that long to go on the radio. [ laughter ] he probably cant reach orgasm without at least two cameras on him. [ laughter ] look at him. Hes like a televangelist without the humility. Ladies and gentlemen, the mooch [ cheers and applause ] white house give it up for the mooch White House Communications director Anthony Scaramucci reportedly told his staff today, quote, youre either going to stop leaking, or youre going to get fired. Replied the leaker, you cant fire me, im the president. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the girl scouts have announced that they will offer 23 new badges focused on science, technology, engineering and math, while the boy scouts have announced theyre just going to lay low for a while. [ laughter ] President Trump spoke yesterday at the boy Scout Jamboree and bragged about his election victory over hillary clinton. And every scout in attendance earned the merit badge for eye rolling. [ laughter and applause ]