laughter its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, trumps twitter tear. Plus stephen welcomes jordan peele alia shawkat and comedian paul mecurio. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wooo hey how are you . Thank you, joe thank you, louis. Thank you, matty. Whats going on . Pleads, have a seat, everybody. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause well, folks, donald trump is back in the u. S. A. , and he went on tv today to brag about how great his asia trip was. And it turns out it wasnt just attention he was thirsty for. Japanese companies have announced investments in the United States worth more than 8 billion, 17,000 jobs. They dont have water . Thats okay. laughter what . Thats okay. Oh. laughter stephen wow. That is hard to watch. laughter you know that, after watching that, i need a drink. Where is the where is the they
laughter its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, trumps twitter tear. Plus stephen welcomes jordan peele alia shawkat and comedian paul mecurio. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wooo hey how are you . Thank you, joe thank you, louis. Thank you, matty. Whats going on . Pleads, have a seat, everybody. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause well, folks, donald trump is back in the u. S. A. , and he went on tv today to brag about how great his asia trip was. And it turns out it wasnt just attention he was thirsty for. Japanese companies have announced investments in the United States worth more than 8 billion, 17,000 jobs. They dont have water . Thats okay. laughter what . Thats okay. Oh. laughter stephen wow. That is hard to watch. laughter you know that, after watching that, i need a drink. Where is the where is the they
Sexual harassment this week. But astronomers, you know those guys who have been over doing this all time . Astronomers have discovered a previously unknown planet only 11 light years from earth that could possibly support human life. They call it ross 128b. Which sounds like a friends spinoff where david sha miller is divorced from rachel and forced to live alone in a sad apartment. But its not, its a plan tet. It might have water which would make it possible to sustain life. As far as they know, donald trump is not president there. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] anyway. Do you know nasa didnt even start looking for new planets until after donald trump was elected president . [ laughter ] so the plan, they have a plan to test whether this new planet is habitable. This is interesting. Theyre going to send Harvey Weinstein and kevin spacey up there. [ laughter ] just to check it out. Meanwhile, here on earth, the house passed the gopbacked tax plan today which is very good news for
Sexual harassment this week. But astronomers, you know those guys who have been over doing this all time . Astronomers have discovered a previously unknown planet only 11 light years from earth that could possibly support human life. They call it ross 128b. Which sounds like a friends spinoff where david sha miller is divorced from rachel and forced to live alone in a sad apartment. But its not, its a plan tet. It might have water which would make it possible to sustain life. As far as they know, donald trump is not president there. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] anyway. Do you know nasa didnt even start looking for new planets until after donald trump was elected president . [ laughter ] so the plan, they have a plan to test whether this new planet is habitable. This is interesting. Theyre going to send Harvey Weinstein and kevin spacey up there. [ laughter ] just to check it out. Meanwhile, here on earth, the house passed the gopbacked tax plan today which is very good news for
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