Sexual harassment this week. But astronomers, you know those guys who have been over doing this all time . Astronomers have discovered a previously unknown planet only 11 light years from earth that could possibly support human life. They call it ross 128b. Which sounds like a friends spinoff where david sha miller is divorced from rachel and forced to live alone in a sad apartment. But its not, its a plan tet. It might have water which would make it possible to sustain life. As far as they know, donald trump is not president there. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] anyway. Do you know nasa didnt even start looking for new planets until after donald trump was elected president . [ laughter ] so the plan, they have a plan to test whether this new planet is habitable. This is interesting. Theyre going to send Harvey Weinstein and kevin spacey up there. [ laughter ] just to check it out. Meanwhile, here on earth, the house passed the gopbacked tax plan today which is very good news for billionaires and also just your average run of the millmillionaires too. The bill would shift the tax burden from the wealthy to people who really should be paying more, like college students. Time for those little punks to start eating bottom ramen for a while. The president is also about to reverse a law that made it illegal to import elephant parts from african trophy hunts. Thats right. Thats right, struggling families of america, you asked for it and the president delivered. We can finally bring our Elephant Tusks back home from zimbab zimbabwe. Meanwhile, in alabama, there is roy moore is still running for senate in alabama. Even though more women have come forward to accuse him of making unwanted advances. Many at the mall. Which raises the question, where was paul blart when we needed him . [ laughter ] he was off on his thing. What do they call those . Segways . [ cheers and applause ] roy moore has been accused of Sexual Misconduct and worse by nine women, seven of whom were teenagers when the events allegedly happened. But when Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell called for him to step aside, this is how he responded on twitter. He wrote, dear Mitch Mcconnell, bring it on. Now im not an expert in pr, but when youre accused of putting moves on high school girls, maybe dont reference the title of a movie about high school cheerleaders. [ cheers and applause ] dont reference bring it on. Or 13 going on 30. Neither of those. There are a bunch of new accusations made today against a wide variety of people, including sylvester stallone, the first pbs, and senator al franken whose story was amplified because it had a visual aid. This photograph of leann tweeden, whos a radio and tv host, she used to be on the best damn sports show. In 2006 they did a uso tour together. This was taken while she was sleeping. Fortunately she was wearing her gropeproof vest as you can see. She said al franken forced her to kiss him while rehearsing a sketch. Senator franken apologized today twice and she accepted that apology. There is so much of this. I mean, at this point i know it sounds extreme but it might be time for guys i think we might all need to hand our penises over to the police for a few months [ laughter ] until we can get a handle on it. Im going to need the men in the audience to liberia line up, pull them out, and lets get it over with, okay . Pat robertson, the 5,000yearold religious show host, was a little creepy this morning on the 700 club. Im a great fan of the total gym. It is so easy to use. Your own weight is the thing that you work on. Have you used the total gym . I havent. Ive soon the commerciseen the. Ive been tempted. Dont be tempted. If you want to, come up to my attic, you can use mine. Jimmy oh, dont go to the attic, just order your own. Pat robertson had words of inspiration today that sum up how a lot of us are feeling right now. Were all going to die. Were all going to die. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, pat. [ applause ] and happy thanksgiving to you too. Any of you planning to see Justice League this weekend . [ cheers and applause ] i was going to say, thats bad news for them. [ laughter ] but Justice League is the movie that asks the question, can five superheroes with wildly different costumes come together to agree on one overall Color Palette . The answer is yes. Its expected to be number one at the box office. Its getting mixed reviews but in my opinion, they did something historic. They turned aquaman, the aquaman from my childhood, from this into this. And that is quite a [ cheers ] jimmy we might even find out what the hell aquaman does. [ laughter ] there are a lot of superheroes in Justice League but im excited to see the oldest one, whose origin story began in the Supreme Court. The time has come. For heroes to unite. Batman. Wonder woman. Cyborg. The flash. Aquaman. And Supreme CourtJustice Ruth Bader ginsburg. [ cheers ] what are your super powers again . It helps sometimes to be a little hard of hearing. We are not enough. I still have to this day a supply of Strom Thurmond key chains. Justice just got supreme. Cyborg its ginsburg Justice League. You cant handle the ruth. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i like when we weave a true story into a superhero movie. Whether theres a blockbuster film we run it by our inhouse movie critic yehya. Is yehya here right now . No, hes not, okay, good. All right, this is yehya. [ laughter ] talking about the movie Justice League. Action hi, its me, yehya. I talk about the movie dustys lake. The movie talk about the atman, wonder woman, fish guy with fish eyes, the silver guy from terminator, and the guy electric power very fast how many of you are there . Not enough. And superman in that movie but i dont see him here. Maybe hes coming soon. The guy harney and the guy who live in the ocean, justin milan, you know he live in the water, you know his name actor bus. And the lady, her name car gadot. She in the movie with the car very fast with vin diesel and michelle rodriguez. Ben affleck is the batman. You know he did the movie with matt dammit in boston and the movie with Bruce Wallace go to space break the moon. And his brother also, casey affleck, he won oscar for his movie the kids die in the fire. Shall we . Go see the movie, is good movie. Batman, silverman, fast electric man, beautiful woman, fish man. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right, thank you, yehya. Were going to take a break. When we come back, you are going to get a first and exclusive look at a new holidaythemed hamilton musical. Yes. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. Dont be mad if you dont. But all right. And this week in unnecessary censorship too so stick around, well be right back. Neil lane designs jewelry for hollywoods biggest stars. 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I got it from the same place i bought your present from last year. Its the thing from the link you sent us. And the year befo. I found the perfect gift for you. But it wouldnt ship in time. So i just. Texted you a photo. I bought it with one click. I included a gift receipt. Its the thought that counts . Dont shop like everybody else. This year shop ebay for brand new, nearly new, and totally you gifts. It all starts with a wish. The lincoln wish list event is here. Sign and drive off in a new lincoln with zero down and a complementary first months payment. Jimmy hey, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Tracee ellis ross, frankie shaw, and music from manchester orchestra is coming. First i have news about jesus. [ scattered laughter ] thats right. Dont worry, nothing happened. A portrait of jesus painted by Leonardo Da Vinci sold at auction for an astonishing 450 million. Which is i mean, you could make half a Justice League movie for that much money. [ laughter ] this is a painting, it looks kind of like he just put a beard on the mona lisa. Even the jesus christ in this painting is like, 450 million, jesus christ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the buyer, the person who baug the painting, wishes to remain anonymous for now. Because he doesnt want his secret santa to know what shes getting at the office. [ laughter ] how many people could it somebody who has 450 million laying around . Guillermo, you didnt buy this thing, did you . Guillermo no way jose. Jimmy you would tell me if you did . Guillermo yeah, i will. Jimmy i have good news for those who host thanksgiving dinner their homes. According to the American Farm bureau federation, the price of a typical thanksgiving dinner is down 75 cents to 49. 12. Im guessing the people at the farm bureau dont shop at whole foods. [ laughter ] i spid 50 for a sack of potatoes there. The cost of dinner is down which is good. Unfortunately the emotional cost of spending three hours with your family this year is higher than ever. [ laughter ] [ applause ] president trump, by the way, his thanksgiving plans, the trumps are spending thanksgiving at his maralago estate in palm beach, florida, with family and fox and friends. [ laughter ] thats got to be some scene, all the trumps gathered around the table, the way donald carves a bucket of kfc, cuts himself an extra bigly piece of pumpkin pie. Pumpkin pie is Donald Trumps secret service code name, did you know that . [ laughter ] they say, you know, that the typical thanksgiving dinner checks in around 4,500 calories. Donald trump jr. , djtj [ laughter ] as he lines to be called, is getting ready. He posted a video of himself deadlifting on instagram so we could all celebrate his new personal lift record together. Arrghh jimmy yeah. Looks like somebodys getting ready for prison, looks like, huh . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] all right. Now i assume you know all about hamilton. Its the hugely popular musical. [ cheers and applause ] about our founding fathers. Its sold out until well after all of us are dead. [ laughter ] its a huge success on broadway and here if l. A. Too. And now theres a new holiday version of the show, a hiphop tale of sweet potato revenge starring aaron burr and his arch nemesis, ladies and gentlemen, we are proud as punch to give you yamilton. How does a basted turkey waahhh yahhhh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks, kids. Thanks, everybody. I think its intermission, i dont know whats going on. Its still in previews, were working out some of the kinks. Its thursday night which means its time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. It is this week in unnecessary censorship. President trump is known for his long and active hand [ bleep ]s but at the asean summit the president seemed to come upon a hand [ bleep ] that threw him. President trump was [ bleep ] duterte, but duterte himself was singing. I want to [ bleep ] every one of them individually. Like me, as a member of congress, of course he [ bleep ] russians. I went to moscow one time a surfer managed to survive a shark attack by [ bleep ]ing it in the [ bleep ] and making his escape. The cincinnati [ bleep ] festival has been attracting big [ bleep ]s all week long. When i came into office our country was [ bleep ] with a series of growing [ bleep ]s. As a young child what was he really like . Was he fin icky . Was he a [ bleep ] eater . Did he have [ bleep ] . Fill in the blank, take a what . Take a [ bleep ]. Do you [ bleep ] your pet . Of course. You did a good job. Did he just say good job . Ive never heard him say that before. And ive [ bleep ]ed his [ bleep ] twice. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonight on the show, music from manchester orchestra. From smilf, frankie shaw is here. And well be right back with Tracee Ellis Ross. [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by the kmart blue light special. Find amazing deals now at kmart. Com. Go slow. Come on mom lets go mom slow down for the ones who keep pushing. Always unstoppable. Be smart and get the new iphone from sprint hey jimmy, wheres your iphone season spirit . Youll get the best price for unlimited and Network Reliability within 1 of the other guys. Im going to sprint vo get the new iphone 8 or ten and save 350, plus upgrade to the latest iphone anytime for people with hearing loss, with iphone forever. Visit sprintrelay. Com. Action. Deck the halls oh yes we bring your family amazing value every day. T. J. Maxx. Marshalls. Homegoods. Family is the greatest gift. You know when your hands are covered in flour, or, ewwww, chicken gizzards, and you go to check the recipe and, wait. Argh. The screen locked and your hands are still dirty . Instead, hey google, whats the next step . Mix the eggs with the flour. A little help at home like only google can. Well, it turns out she doesnt. Ht i knew everything about garthbut now i do. I just finished his new book. Yes, he wrote a book. Im so proud of him. Its not a book. Its the anthology part 1 of a part 5 series. Its a. Its a book with cds in it. And stories like ive never heard before. Pictures ive never seen. In a really sweet package. I know what im getting everybody for christmas this year. announcer 240 pages, 5 albums, and hundreds of neverbeforeseen photos. Available now at sams club. And honey, theres some things in here that i dont think i wouldve told. Is the home of wow savings. Wow means you save 50 or more. There are three stages of wow. Denial. Is this price right . Acceptance. And boooyah wait for it. Boooyah has three os. Grocery outlet bargain market assorted flavors of gourmet table talk pies are buy 1, get 1 free. Its just my eczema again,t. But its fine. Yeah, its fine. You ok . Eczema. Its fine. Hey hi arent you hot . Eczema again . Its fine. I saw something the other day. Eczema exposed. Your eczema could be something called atopic dermatitis, which can be caused by inflammation under your skin. Maybe you should ask your doctor . Go to eczemaexposed. Com to learn more. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Tonight, from the popular new showtime series smilf, frankie shaw is here. Then, their album is called a black mile to the surface. Manchester orchestra from the mercedesbenz stage. [ cheers and applause ] okay, everything seems to be in order. Our first guest is a golden globewinning actress who takes a little break from blackish to serve as host of musics most american awards show. The 45th annual American Music awards airs sunday night on abc. Please welcome Tracee Ellis Ross. [ cheers and applause ] hello, mr. Kimble. Jimmy how are you doing . Im great, how are you . Jimmy im doing well. I imagine youre very busy. Kneedeep in rehearsals, stretching, vocalizing, making sure i massage my face so theres blood flow. Jimmy are those some of the tips for hosting . I dont know, youve done it way more than me. Sounds like if you dont recognize those tips im going to fail. Jimmy i dont recognize any of those tips. Youre rehearsing . Yeah, rehearsed a little today, got on the stage. Theres a lollipop they call it where the stage comes out like a runway with a circle at the end of it. Jimmy i didnt know they called it that. A lollipop. Jimmy i didnt learn anything when i did this. Are you having enjoying it . I am. Jimmy is it something youre comfortable with . Ive hosted before, i do the award show hosting which i really enjoy. But this is an extraspecial evening. Jimmy sure. Because my mom is receiving a Lifetime Achievement award. Jimmy thats right. [ cheers and applause ] its one of those things that i dont think i could have thought that up. But you know, its abc. Thats my network. Its not like its so out of the ordinary. But the fact that its like on the year shes receiving the Lifetime Achievement award, it feels like kind of extra special. Jimmy it is. Your mom is diana ross. Yeah. Jimmy im surprised she hasnt received this Lifetime Achievement award already. Is she excited about it . They were waiting until i could host. [ laughter ] jimmy i guess so. Your mom hosted. She did, twice. Jimmy a couple of times. She is very excited. As a matter of fact my entire family will be there. All the fathers, all the kids, all the husbands and wives. Theres not that many fathers. [ laughter ] jimmy one per kid . No, no. Jimmy less than one per kid . Theres three forget it. Anyway. The fathers will be there, all my siblings, husbands, wives, grand babies. Jimmy what year did your mom host . I feel it was early 80s. Jimmy did you go with her . I didnt, no. For my mom it was probably more important that we got in bed on time. Jimmy i see. Than watching. Its not like you could google it the next day. Jimmy we did google, we dug up a clip of your mom hosting the show. Really . Jimmy maybe this will offer you inspiration. Im so excited. Jimmy what year is this, 1986 . 1986. Diana ross hosting the American Music awards. Please greet new edition and janny brickley [ cheers and applause ] Ricky Schroeder jimmy that is an uncomfortably long shot of Ricky Schroeder. That is unbelievable. Okay. First of all, i think i need to perfect the clap, right . Ricky schroeder jimm