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Hello, everyone. Is its i 5 00 in new York City and this is the five. Ni Judgene Jeanine Hell Bernie Sanders dropping a bombshell on conrad Kamala Right before the debates. The Vice President is gearing up for her big showdown with former President Donald Trump tomorrow night. Shes turning Toto Method acting to prepare. According to The New York Times, harris has been holed up for five days in a Pittsburgh Hotel doing highly choreographed Debate Practice sessions with an advisor who wao dressed up like Donald Trump. Li there isca a stage in Replica Tv Lighting and an advisor in Method Acting mode. , not just playing donald j. Truma but inhabiting him. Wearing a suit and a long time. While harris will be super careful to pretend that shes a moderate at the debate, socialist Bernie Sanders just blew her cover. Do you think she is abandoning her Progressive ideals . I dont think shes abandoning her ideals. I think shes trying to be pragmatic and doing what she thinks is right. Harris givi
On the state of the ofe race. Im hearing quIte a lot Of Nervousness from some democrats. Ken harris handled the heat 24 hours until the debate and It will take almost i focus to deal wIth Donald Trump. I dont think shes abandoning Her ideals. I think shes trying to beo be a pragmatic and doinndg what she thinks is right in order to win the election. Bernie sanders does It again. Hold It. I have. M man, they cannot speak english in my Front Yard , screaming aty me, throwing mattresses in my Front Yard. Is america becoming a haItian us nation . It is so unsafafe ine in my neighborhood. Plus, Jesse Watters , F De Its the last night of Debate Camp Forcamp F Kamala and the C Counselors are leaking. Im picking up quIte a log. T, Of Nervousness, by The Way, on the state of the race. I dont know what youre hearing, anthonyetting, but imn getting democrats kind of texting me. I had a long Call Yesterday wIth a strategist. I caon that t ,n fill you in ont more. But Im Hearing quIte a lot Of Nerv
[laughter] greg: yeah! yeah! [laughter] tony orlando? his sorry. [laughter] happy monday, everyone. So with kamala harris preparing for tomorrow s debate at a former aide to hillary clinton is playing trump in mock rehearsals. So if harris loses in that guy goes missing, you know who to blame. [laughter] i m not saying she kills people. But i m not not saying it. Know the debate is planned for 90 minutes which gives kamala s has been dug enough time to knock up three nineties. [laughter] meantime donald trump is busy trying to make kamala feel at home by also knocking up in 90. [laughter] the debate is expected to feature two commercial breaks one break to take kamala s wine order, and the other to take her second wine order. Nancy pelosi claim that trump might get the debate, saying i know cowardice when i see it. Drew clark is the fear that she seize on her husband s eyes when she puts on a onepiece. [laughter] [applause] you discussed me expo one times posters claim harris is fallin
[laughter] i m kidding. maybe. happy thursday, everybody. it is a glorious thursday. so let s big question, why are the young liberals so depressed, especially when compared to their righty counterparts? you can see it for yourselves. do these people look like they are having a good day? maybe. if you define a good day as resting your genitals in a bowl of battery acid. don t knock it. what is behind this agony? are they liberals because they are depressed? or are they depressed because they are liberals? it is the old what came first, the responsively great chicken or the organic egg? they are not watching uplifting programs like this one. i m surprised colbert s credits don t end with how to tie a noose. [laughter] it is very depressing. sometimes i cry. to get to the bottom, you have to have a former lefty. covering a 2022 academic paper titled the politics of depression. which comes complete with a beautiful charge. you can trust anything the chart and its colors and numb