You ask me, israeli unnecessary. Matt goldich wrote a joke whose punch line is israeli unnecessary. Mothers day is this sunday. So now all i have to do is figure out when sunday is. Is today sunday . Hmm. Ceo of grocery chain kroger said yesterday that americans will have meat during the coronavirus pandemic so long as they are quote, flexible. Although isnt being flexible on meat what got us into this in the first place . So tomorrow is no socks day good, because im starting to feel creepy Walking Around the house wearing just socks and finally, Budget Airline Allegiant Air has begun offering customers free health and safety kits on all flights to stop the spread of coronavirus. That story again, some airline you never heard of is offering you more help than your president. That was the monologue, everybody. And shout out to my son, ashe, who promised he would be quiet the whole monologue and he did it good job, buddy. Thank you seth we got a great show for you tonight. She a coach on what is turning out to be one of the best seasons of the voice. Shes got her own talk show, and shes my day drinking buddy. Kelly clarkson is here and well talk to massachusetts congresswoman ayanna pressley. But first, closer look. Seth hello, everyone and welcome back to the attic. Ive been sitting here about a half an hour waiting for my neighbor to stop mowing his lawn, but dont worry, i have been passing the time trying to remember how much we paid for the tiny chair behind me, which, to my knowledge, neither of my children ever, ever use. Because it turns out, toddlers rarely say, i dont know about you, but i need to take a load off. Maybe i can get the dog to sit in it . Maybe that would be cute, and i could instagram it or you could instagram it. Truth is i think the chair is useless. Speaking of useless, that whole thing was a segue. The Trump Administration understands the importance of testing to safely reopen the economy, because theyre testing themselves they just dont care about testing you. For more on this, its time for a closer look. Seth donald trump doesnt just lie about the big things. He also lies compulsively about the smallest, dumbest things like how many people were at his inauguration or who drew a circle on a hurricane map. Or whether hes ever even met eric and don jr. Im sorry, im not acquainted with these two charming business lizards. And the lies about the small stuff are red flags for the lies about the big stuff. For example, trump visited a honeywell factory in arizona tuesday where they were making masks. You might remember the trip from this indelible image of trump inspecting the masks while live and let die blasted in the background the material that traps the particulates live and let die seth my favorite part of that clip is how oblivious trump is to whats going on around him. Hes just nodding and pointing at a mask like a tourist at a museum thats on fire. They say she has that smile, because she likes the smell of smoke. But you might notice, based on seeing his whole face, that he is not, in fact, not wearing a mask and, yet, when he spoke to reporters on wednesday, he insisted he did, in fact, wear a mask mr. President , yesterday, you know, you went to arizona. And you had said before the trip that you would likely wear a mask at the mask factory you ended up not wearing one well, i actually did have one, no. I put a mask on. Yeah i had a mask on for a period of time we didnt see you with a mask well, i cant help it if you didnt see me. I mean, i had a mask on, but i didnt need it but i did put a mask on. And it was a honeywell mask, actually and i also had a 3m mask and i had about four other masks. But i did have it on i dont know if you saw it or not. But i had it on. How long did you have it on for . Not too long. But i had it on. I had it on back backstage. Seth okay. First of all, its a factory there is not a backstage lets give those machines everything theyve bargained for, boys. Also, to trump everything is a beauty pageant he was probably expecting the machinists to be wearing sashes. Hi, im ted from tucson and well, i guess my talent is, i dont know making masks. Very good, ted, now, do a twirl. Okay and now can we see the swimsuit portion of the factory is that nearby . Second, what do you mean you cant help it if we didnt see you . We saw you you werent wearing a mask you were wearing goggles, which is notable, because its very weird to see a renowned moron like trump wearing something a scientist wears in a lab its like watching a dog use a calculator [ banging aroo but there is something much more revealing about this episode than just the fact that the president is a compulsive liar trump didnt need to wear a mask, because he and all the people around him have been tested for coronavirus which is obviously quite the luxury, a luxury most americans dont have White House Press secretary Kayleigh Mcenany was asked why ordinary americans dont deserve the same access to testing that government officials and Corporate Executives get and she mocked the idea of widespread testing as absurd she said at honeywell, the president was told by the folks at honeywell, as was the team, that they didnt need to wear masks. The reason he was told that is because the people who would be interacting with him had all been tested and it had been shown to be negative before that took place, i guess. So the president had those circumstances. Obviously, hes the president. But why shouldnt all americans who go back to work be able to get a test before they do it, and feel comfortable in their own Work Environment to be interacting with other individuals . Yeah, well, lets dismiss a myth about tests right now if we tested every single american in this country at this moment, wed have to retest them an hour later and then an hour later after that because at any moment you could theoretically contract this virus. The notion that Everyone Needs to be tested is just simply nonsensical. Seth oh, good point. Maybe we should also stop providing food too, because people will eat a meal and then four hours later theyre just going to eat another meal. Or under quarantine 20 minutes later. But listen to what she is saying there. Shes saying you dont need to be tested to go back to work but the president and everyone around him need to get tested so he can go back to work safely and freely engage in all his favorite hobbies like shaking hands and touching his face, coughing onto other people, and licking chip dust off doorknobs. Did someone eat cheetos theres a real Cheeto Cheeto vibe from the doorknob. Thats what this is all about. They just want to protect themselves while telling you that you need to be a warrior and get back out there to get the economy going, virus be damned theyre all billy zane from titanic, shoving themselves through the crowd to get onto a life boat, while the rest of us float in frigid waters and cling to a door that rose probably could have let us sit on, because, you know, there is clearly enough room. Its like, oh, im sorry. Is this a Business Class door . Did you pay for more leg room . Im sorry, rose, i know. You have been through a lot. But i digress. The point is, theyre looking out for themselves, not you. Thats why theyre testing themselves and stuffing bailout money into the pockets of big corporations and the wealthy in fact, today, it was reported that the cdc had even written guidelines for safely reopening, but the white house buried them. The Trump Administration has shelved the document created by the nations top disease investigators with stepbystep advice to local authorities on how and when to reopen restaurants and other Public Places during the stillraging coronavirus outbreak thats right, the cdc wrote a plan for safely reopening the economy, and the Trump Administration covered it up basically, they did to the cdc plan what dr. Fauci does to his face during the White House Press briefings. Oh, thats a good idea, fauci i didnt know you could use your hand as a mask jared. Jared. Give me a patent for hand masks. That way the next time fauci does it, hell have to pay me. And i can keep making him do it. And hell keep having to pay me. Oh, were going to ruin him, jared. Oh, were going to ruin fauci. Oh, hi, fauci. Oh, we were we were just talking about you. Werent we, jared . Jared, im winking jared in fact, trump even said this week, he doesnt think we need that much testing in order to get people back into the workforce safely look, we have so much testing. I dont think you need that kind of testing, that much testing. But some people disagree with me and some people agree with me. Seth no. No one agrees with you i havent seen one Public Health official say, you know what testing is overrated. The importance of widespread testing is like the one thing they all agree on. If you watch the news, you will hear the word testing enough to have nightmares about being back in high school. Last night, i woke up in a cold sweat and yelled at my wife, honey, im late for the psats give me a practice test. I need to cram. Or stuff its a synonym thanks, kaplan of course, trump doesnt understand tests, because hes never taken one without cheating in college he just handed in blank essays with a wad of cash clipped to them and a note that said, from fred trump. So trump doesnt think we need that much testing. Or at least he doesnt think you need that much testing he and everyone around him, of course, have a completely different standard everybody traveling has been tested we have great testing. And literally they have been tested over the last hour, and the test result comes back in five minutes we have great testing, or they wouldnt be allowed to travel with me. So theyre all tested. Everybody traveling on the plane. Seth oh, so i see. So ordinary americans being forced back to work cant get tested, but you and everyone around you can and look, i get that hes the president , and hes going to get tested before everyone else. In fact, depending on what the test is for, id be fine with that i think everyone should have access to covid tests. But id be okay with trump getting a regular c. A. T. Scan before he talks to the press mr. President , it looks like you have what we in the medical profession call pancake brain. but the point is not that the president shouldnt get tested its that if he wants to force working people back into the economy prematurely in the middle of a deadly pandemic, he should make sure everyone else can get tested, too. But trump doesnt actually care about that in fact, he went to the honeywell factory without a mask to create the illusion that everything is fine we can all get back to normal. Because as a showman, there is nothing trump loves more than a photo op, or a prop. Like the time he made a big deal of personally redesigning the color scheme of air force one. You know, important president stuff. And had a giant model of the new airplane conspicuously placed on a table in the oval office during a meeting with canadian Prime Minister justin trudeau. Did you actually have a federal employee make you a toy airplane just so you can show it off to a friend whats next . Are you going to invite kim jongun over to watch you play xbox while you eat pizza rolls . Yeah, its called rocket league. Pretty cool. Id let you play, but i only have one controller. Mike we need more totinos. But, hey, im just glad trump has his priorities in order. Dont forget, the cupboard was bare the other administration, the last administration left us nothing. Youre three years into your first term yeah. Youre now applying for the job again. What did you do when you became president to restock those cupboards that you say were bare well, ill be honest, uh, i have a lot of things going on. Seth you were playing with a toy airplane seriously, how old are you really i mean, cause your face says 90, but your vocabulary says 9 its like his body is aging normally, but his brain is benjamin buttoning. I mean, experts were warning about a pandemic for years and your big priority was repainting your airplane. If trump werent president , hed be the dude airbrushing his van down by Daytona Beach during a hurricane. You can just picture him with an earring and a goatee getting interviewed on the local news. Sir, why are you out here during this deadly storm . Well, i got to finish up the van. You know, put some privacy beads up in the windows and catch a snooze you know when im not selling my trinkets on the pier. You want a toy airplane . Its also a bong. And i also i like that version of him in an alternate life, im a big fan of that guy. Also, its not true that the Previous Administration left the cupboards bare youre the one who repeatedly proposed cuts to the budgets of agencies like the nih and cdc, shut down the pandemic planning unit, and ignored a briefing from outgoing obama officials who tried to prepare you for exactly this kind of scenario before your inauguration of course, you couldnt attend that preinauguration briefing, because you were too busy awkwardly bobbing your head during a 3 doors down concert like a dad chaperoning his 14yearold daughter on a date wow, this band is great i guess you could say theyre my kryptonite. that by the way is a reference to the 3 doors down song for those of you under 40. And lets face it, almost all of you over 40 as well. Trump doesnt care or know anything about testing or Contact Tracing or pandemics he just loves props and photo ops. Thats right another one of his trademark moves is dramatically removing a piece of paper from his coat pocket and showing it off to reporters, whether its a letter from a foreign leader or a secret trade deal. Hes like an old lady who cuts out and mails articles to her grandkids, except hes too cheap to spring for a stamp. At any given time, he is probably toting around like a weeks worth of mail i think he is doing it so if he loses in november, he can say he has Civil Service protections. Im technically a mailman, so you cant fire me without cause. And this week trump has been doing it again everywhere he goes, he has been waiving around a piece of paper no one can read or vet to support his claim that hes succeeding and ramping up testing for coronavirus. These numbers were just released and this is the United States, the amount of testing, and our level of testing and the quality of testing so this is the testing and the line here is the United States if we tested as much as these countries down here, okay . Who dont do very much testing at all if i tested this number of people instead of this number of people, id have far fewer if i see this line goes all the way up, over seven million tests seth no one can see or read what you are holding even the anchor cant read it. Hes sitting more than six feet away from you. Of course, he is probably practicing social distancing although, its also possible thats one of the conditions of trumps work release donald, your probation requires to you stay at least six feet away from everyone at all times or your ankle monitor will go off. Oh, i thought that noise meant the totinos were done what a double burn for me. No pizza rolls, and i violated probation. Double burn of course in reality, waiving around a piece of paper means nothing. The fact is trumps deadly incompetence has made us the global epicenter of the coronavirus outbreak, while other major developed country have managed to suppress the virus and safely reopen. And that failure is also due in large part to his translucent soninlaw jared kushner, seen here showing off his resting the dean will hear about this face kushner led a volunteer task force to oversee the White House Coronavirus response and it turns out wait for it it was amazing and did an incredible job that impressed Public Health experts across the political spectrum, and im just [ bleep ] with you it was a disaster. For example, the task force was charged with securing protective equipment for hospitals, but according to the new york times, few of the leads panned out. They used personal gmail accounts, prompting suspicion from some prospective suppliers and brokers who questioned their bonafides. Thats right, they were emailing people from personal gmail accounts trying to buy masks and ventilators. Its like they designed these emails to go directly to spam did their emails ask for ventilators and also offer suppliers to help meet hot horny singles in your area dont accept the false dichotomy between staying locked down and reopening the economy. There is a third option, where we can safely reopen, and involves doing exactly what trump and his allies are doing for themselves widespread testing but trump and his allies are only interested in protecting themselves while they use you as cannon fodder to rev up the economy. If you believe trump or his toadies were ever really populous champions of the working class, its only because he tricked you i guess you can say hes had a mask on for a period of time seth this has been a closer [ scraping ] [ gasp ] instagram it dog in a chair instagram it this has been a closer look. Once again were asking you to help city harvest. 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And so we thought wed have the time so we were, obviously, wrong so seth yes well, i think a lot of us have been wrong about a lot of things going into this. But i do want to ask, how are you filling time have has Kelly Clarkson made any bread . Heres right what is with heres my thing. Im going to be real with you. I kind of get frustrated i was on the phone with someone yesterday. And they were telling me how bored they were. And i was like, i dont have time to talk to you about how bored you are because ive been more busy in my entire life in this pandemic. Seth yeah. Like all the jobs im still doing making a record i just recorded another single that were going to release yesterday. Like, its, like its constantly, every day were doing something. Plus i get to cook and clean and manage the Emotional Intelligence of toddlers so thats been really fun. Seth yeah. I feel both feel incredibly lucky through this pandemic to be with my family and to still be able to do the show but it is nonstop when you dont have a crew around i also just value the expertise of my crew and now are you doing youre doing the voice remotely how has that been for you so far . Ah, well [ laughter ] if people only knew, like, especially even the last show what went into it and how it almost didnt happen there was just so much chaos going on tuesday for the live show that it was hysterical. But, like, minutes before everything finally we finally got it together. But the best part, though, is i think all of us filming each you know, were filming ourselves in like like, tuesday, i had i didnt realize it, cause im such a little tiny box on the little screen they sent us. But i had, like, a bat signal of a light, like, just coming on my chest. I didnt realize it. And my family and friends were very quick to text me that i looked like an idiot [ laughter ] seth yes you know, just this is a new talk show for you, the Kelly Clarkson show. I was lucky enough to be a guest on it. It felt like you were finding your rhythm. And then you obviously have to find a whole new rhythm. How has that been, continuing to do the show . You know what, you pointed something out. Like, ive always like, since being on idol, i have highly respected crews. Because i especially that show it was the first season. You really got to see how everything went down and we everything was kind of coming together, and nobody really knew what they were doing. Everybody but, you know but you really got to know, like, how hard people work and how important every little job is but, like, now you understand it on a completely different level. Because literally my husband and i are a lighting team. Were a directing team were shooting packages for the number one show on television. Like, what like, the voice. Like, were shooting all these packages and im, like i mean, were im sweating in my pits constantly like, im just cause im freaked out because we dont know what were doing. And i guess thats entertaining in some sense. So people are probably enjoying that but its really stressful. Because we just dont know what were doing. Like, im i didnt know what i was doing before like, i just started hosting you know and now im doing all the jobs seth yeah. So, you know, its been chaos even singing from here, too, and, like, getting that done but the voice is hilarious though because blake and i are so remote. We have, like, five to six second delays. [ laughter ] so everything its, like, you cant watch the screen cause peoples mouths move it looks like a king kong film [ light laughter ] like, its crazy seth do you i mean, obviously, a good natured ribbing is one of the lifebloods of the voice. Is that harder to do with a sixsecond delay and less satisfying without being in person . I know. You cant really go for any great jabs or do anything theres no its hard to do the camarad you know, that kind of vibe that we usually have, energywise, like, when youre all together. And you know, with the delay, were all talking over each other. Its kind of chaos so, you know, its now, we find ways to do it but its a lot harder. But challenge accepted, universe ive got im going to still give blake crap. So [ laughter ] seth and have you, with your show you know, one of the challenges for me, because, you know, interviewing people was a skill that i learned by doing a talk show. By having a talk show. Yeah. Seth and now zoom interviews are a whole other thing. Do you feel as though you are Getting Better at them the longer you go . Yeah, i mean, i think the thing thats actually i mean, brightside buddy, Silver Lining is, im always, like timing has never really been my thing metaphorically speaking as well, like, any part of my life. And so its kind of with the delay and, like, you know, sometimes im sure youve had this happen where everybody gets blocked up and they just pause while you are talking to them. Seth right so its the timing has actually kind of helped me stop and, like, wait until i know theyre finished and then, you know, so thats kind of been really helpful for me because im such a chatty conversationalist. Like, im such a oh, me too. Im like elaine from seinfeld. So its you know, its like thats a hard thing for me in person because im such a conversationalist. So and i love to relate and connect. So but this is kind of forced me to pause with timing. So seth its been interesting there are times where ive been talking to someone and they have frozen and, of course, they dont know theyre frozen so what i try to do is freeze so that they will stop thinking that im frozen. You are totally free to use that im going to totally steal it seth feel free to use that and i have some more questions for Kelly Clarkson well be right back after this looks like they picked the wrong getaway driver. Theyre going to be paying for this for a long time. They will, but with accident forgiveness allstate wont raise your rates just because of an accident, even if its your fault. Cut sonny. Was that good . Line the desert never lies. Isnt that what i said . No you were talking about allstate and insurance. I just. When i. Lets try again. Everybody back to one. Accident forgiveness from allstate. Click or call for a quote today. Accident forgiveness from allstate. Thats like getting two desserts wait. Do we have to thank our moms twice . I dont know. 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No, but i will say this i had the opportunity i was kind of like, excited but angry because i couldnt do it in person, and i so wanted to do it in person. But i got Julie Andrews. I got to interview Julie Andrews. And she obvoiusly, im like, a musical theater kid, and i love her so, it was really cool i got to interview she and her daughter and it was literally we taped it for another air date but we did it like on my birthday so it was like a birthday from god. And it was the best thing ever so thats kind of an even thing with me with meryl streep. I mean, Julie Andrews is pretty epic for me, personally, so and a lot of people. So that was really pretty cool and to find out that julie andrew curses, somehow made me feel better about myself as a human seth yes she didnt curse, like, during the interview, but her daughter outed her and i was like [ laughter ] okay, i feel better. Seth you mentioned that happened on your birthday. I know your birthday happened during quarantine. How was your quarantine birthday did you still enjoy yourself i literally looked at my husband, because it was a rough week of work nonstop everything i said i dont want to cook one damn meal. I dont want to clean one article of clothing. I dont want to do anything. And i possibly, if my children were to come in and hug me, thats fine. And then they leave. [ light laughter ] because its been just constant. And theyre you know theyre toddlers, but the younger one, the teenager is actually handling it very well. But the toddlers are you know, they dont get it. And theyre like, i want to see my friends i want to go to my school. Theyre just emotionally nuts. Like, its been nuts seth yeah. No matter what you do, like what arts and crafts thing i do and i do tons of it, like, on top of all the work. And its like and you know, you have kids. They dont appreciate it they dont even know to appreciate it. So its like seth no. So on my birthday, i literally asked to be left alone. Which is funny since were all in isolation but i am not in isolation. I am constantly surrounded by people so i was alone, and i enjoyed it and i did nothing but eat stuff that probably i gained ten pounds on and i watched you know, whatever i was watching. I dont remember seth yeah. It is very when this started i have a lot of friends who have kids who are teenagers and i have toddlers. You have both. But my situation was saying, oh, its so lucky to have a 2yearold and a 4yearold, cause this isnt stressing them out. They dont fully comprehend how awful this is. And all my friends with teenagers said, dude, check back in a month. Yeah. Seth because, like the fact that theyre not concerned with this will not in any way make up for how much attention they need being stuck at home. Right and like the level my river and remy, the little ones, usually are, like, best buds like, they always call each other their best friends, like whatever but its usually because they go to separate schools, cause theyre two years apart. And they have time apart and then they come together. This has been like world war iii in my house at times and i literally its been i dont even know how to describe it. But one day i was talking to my producer on the phone, and i was like, one day im having the greatest day ever with them. And then theyre so sweet and the next day its like satan incarnate. Just im just like, why are you so mean . I dont understand like im such a nice person to you. I dont understand whats happening. And theres nothing you can do there is no magical glitter unicorn that could make it you know, that would make the situation better but its, you know, it is really hard on kids as well right now so seth yeah. You had a new song which is so impressive youve recorded a new song in multiple languages yeah. Seth i hope you are as impressed with you as i am oh i well. The more impressive part was, i literally, like it was almost like a year ago i said, look, i have this idea i want to do. I grew up singing in different languages. I never sang in hebrew or arabic before, but the other ones i sang in opera growing up and i was like, i have this idea, cause the message is so cool and so global. And i had no idea we would be so globally connected when i released the song. But that was the whole point of the song was to kind of remind people because i felt there was just so Much Division going on, not so much just in our country but worldwide. And so the whole point was to kind of gather all these artists all over the world and record this song in different languages. And i literally asked my label, and its no ones fault. Its just like how my life works, but i said, please, the one thing im asking to you do is not send me all five languages at once to record. Because that i will have a brain aneurysm. Like, its so its just like so different like and i recorded i had to record all five in four days. Seth oh my, gosh [ light laughter ] yeah. So i literally came to bed at one point one night, and i was trying to talk to my husband, cause i was like, i need and i guess i wasnt making sound. I dont know what was happening because hes a light sleeper but i was like, i need help. And i was like, my head hurt. And i was so i just had a 12hour wayfair shoot on top of that it was like, so much work at once but i am really thats what i am most proud of because i almost at one point went, maybe i just shouldnt this is so much. And i just kept pushing myself and finally did it and im not saying i nailed every language, but i definitely did try my best. But it was just important to me to i dont know, just kind of reach out on a global level and you know, this all happened. And it kind of worked out in a sense of like on top of how connected we are, kind of you know relating to people musically in that sense too. So seth well, thats great. Congratulations on that. Its always so nice to see you i hope next time will be in person and i cant wait to come to your show again soon. Yay me, too, ditto seth all right Kelly Clarkson, everybody. Well be right back with more late night. Today is a great day to order sandwiches. Get 5 off any jimmy johns order of 20 or more by using promo code 5off20 at jimmyjohns. Com or on our app. Whether you order a couple sandwiches, drinks and chips or a dozen cookies is up to you. Ibut youre not alone. Apart for a bit, were automatically refunding our customers a portion of their personal auto premiums. Learn more at libertymutual. Com covid19. [ piano playing ] to us at best foods, taste is everything. 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And there was a little bit of reaction she is fluffy. Seth okay, gotcha. Shes got no problems body positive. Okay seth all right understood understood all right [ laughter ] seth she is exactly the cat she is supposed to be. Exactly exactly. We love her. Seth one of the things the squad is addressing, the progressive wing of the party is addressing i think, you know, in general everyone in the country should be addressing right now, is the Racial Disparity of how this pandemic is affecting this country. And that the inequality that was baked in before this is what is leading to that. How do you, one, address it now in the moment in the middle of a crisis, while at the same time trying to address the root causes of it to make sure it doesnt happen again yeah, the thing is the inequities and Racial Disparities that we see playing out, spotlighted and exacerbated during covid19, have been systemically entrenched and embedded for a very long time. So anecdotally, we already knew how this would trend and how this would go. And so early on, myself and several of my colleagues began banging the drum for the collection of racial data in real time. The disaggregation of it the public reporting of it so that we could ensure our Public Health response is equitable. Both in testing and access to treatment. You know, heres the thing as we started out behind, we are in the worst position ever that you want to be in, in confronting a pandemic and that has everything to do with the criminal negligence, the science denials, press briefings that have really functioned more like disinformation campaigns, and the sluggish response of this administration so were behind. And so data, and particularly racial data, is one way that we get ahead of that so we ensure the resources follow the data and they are directed to highest infection rates, most vulnerable communities. So we can do mobile testing, antibody testing, Contact Tracing, and all of those things that are in the best interest of the Public Health. And then after that, you know, i think its why we have to support our Community Health centers. We have to address health disparities. The comorbidities of structural racism, the impact of climate injustices, of food injustices that is why black and latinx communities, which are food deserts, transportation deserts, higher rates of asthma because they disproportionally bear the burdon of environmental injustices, have been more susceptible. Covid19 doesnt discriminate. You know, anyone can contract the virus. But these communities, my community, is most susceptible to contracting it, and when we do, suffering the most severe consequences seth youve talked about this as a crisis within a crisis, and, obviously, you know, congress is having to address so much that is going wrong right now. Do you feel as though democratic leadership is being helpful addressing sort of this angle of this situation were in right now . Well, you know, myself, community members, activists and my colleagues, were focused on putting the people first not corporations not private. Not profit, not corporations and focused on the acknowledging that this is unprecedented hurt. This is a tsunami of hurt. And experts recently said that, you know, maybe 90 of these infections and fatalities could have been stopped had we acted sooner and so what ill be focused on in upcoming relief packages is what do we do in the midst of this unprecedented hurt that provides the most relief for people and thats about getting cash in the pockets of people as quickly as possible. Its about more testing. Its about cancelling student debt, cancelling rent and mortgages. Its about including our immigrant neighbors who have been excluded today from every relief package its about supports for our most vulnerable, those experiencing homelessness and living in shelter, and also incarcerated men and women. And then beyond that i just want to say this, the fact that we needed a moment like this, to prove to us who are essential workers theyve always been essential. And they should have never been treated as if they are disposable and thats how weve been functioning. They should have be working at a living wage we could have already addressed that we must do that in the future. Having hazard pay. Paid sick leave, paid family and medical leave. So the path forward is that weve got to move boldly when people say they cant wait to be returned to normal normal, seth, was unjust, insufficient, and inadequate to begin with so this is an opportunity both in addressing the Racial Disparities and in centering the humanity and the dignity of every individual, of every family of every worker then weve got to go bold. Think about how we would of weathered this if we already had universal healthcare if people were already working at a living wage if we already had universal paid sick leave and paid family medical leave. Seth so i want to ask you about this in the wake of tara reades allegations against joe biden, you wrote a really beautifully written post on medium, that i recommend everybody check out. You talked about being a Sexual Assault survivor, yourself and how survivors justice is a really hard thing to achieve how do you think moments like this need to be addressed regardless of Political Party . Well, they have to be addressed in good faith. And i have to, you know, just point out the fact that i think many who are offering commentary in the discourse are not doing that with good faith they dont care about survivors healing in justice they dont care about due process. You know, theyre doing what people have done for far too long and that is to take this issue, to take my survivor community, and use people as political fodder and footballs these are the same people that vote consistently against the violence against women act reauthorization, which is still sitting on the desk of mitch mcconnell. So we have to operate in good faith. We have been to be good Faith Partners we have to be willing to have hard conversations i think we have not gotten this right, as a society, as lawmakers, as a culture. And this is an opportunity through partnership and hard conversations to get there seth you were recently honored as villain of the week on fox news. Is that is that something that you take as a point of pride when Something Like that happens . Let me brush my shoulder. [ laughter ] let me just say this im so proud of our daughter cora she recently earned straight as and in fact two apluses one in spanish and one in science. And you know, we printed it out and we put it up, you know, on our family sort of wall bulletin board, and i did the same thing when that came out if fox is calling me the villain of the week, that is really only evidence that im im being the woman my mother raised me to be, and that i am advancing progressive values and making people uncomfortable in the pursuit of progress. And i am perfectly fine with that so judge me by my enemies, please seth congresswoman, thank you so much for making the time for us today it was a delight to talk to you. And keep up the good work. Thank you, seth and happy mothers day to everyone and i just want to say, justice for ahmaud arbery. Ill be thinking of his family this weekend four plus one is. 16. laughter how many pints of iced tea are left in the pitcher . Times. Ten. So, wait. errhhhhh do you want to show us the continents on the. No. It is not going good. My mom is getting stressed out. speaks hebrew mommas tired. I, im, like. Woooo. screams sighs heavily so, starting just quickly by breathing in. I never thought id say this, but i kind of miss school the teachers, i mean, yall are gifted people i thank you so much for what youre doing. Their investment into our children is beyond what we can even imagine. Appreciate all that you do. Seth i want to thank my guests Kelly Clarkson and congresswoman ayanna pressley. I want to thank my friends fred armisen and the 8g band come back monday, when my guest will be tina fey stay tuned for lily singh. Oh, it worked stay safe, wash your hands, we love you can you say we love you . We love you seth there you go. Daniel tonight on a little late with Lilly Singh Lilly a woman can destroy you with just a single word. Ok [ laughter ] ive got mark cuban from shark tank. [ cheers and applause i am a little hot, so im just going to take this off oh [ cheers and applause i notice its not number two. Why would that be . Babam lilly hello and [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] did you just explode if i post a picture of my daughters, theyre allowed to fine me. But its too expensive i cant afford it. Lilly what is the fine rate . Its supposed to be 500 theres tv, and then theres the best entertainment experience. Xfinity x1. [ cheers and applause daniel ladies and gentlemen, give it up for your host tonight, lilly singh [ cheers and applause lilly thank you so much. Thank you, thank you so much for being here please take a seat, please take a seat oh welcome to the show, yall this is a little late with lilly singh. I mean, are you hype im hype [ cheers and applause yeah now, ive been a late night host for a little while now and can i just say, i love this job. It comes with so many awesome perks. Like, check this out my face is on a billboard. Hey [ laughter ] and a Brand New Group of randos are sliding into my dms whats up . [ laughter ] but it also comes with some not so great stuff like people automatically feel the need to start comparing me to other female late night hosts. You know, like, oh, shes not blonde like chelsea handler. Or, shes not political like samantha bee. Or, her chin just isnt as big as jay lenos. [ laughter ]
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